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[XiaNaphryz]

http://www.brandeating.com/2014/12/carls-jr-tests-aporkalypse-breakfast-sandwich.html

Carl's Jr. is calling it the "Aporkalypse" and it's a huge breakfast sandwich they're testing that includes all three pork-based breakfast meats: bacon, sausage, and ham.

It was spotted recently out in Ontario, CA by the guys over at Wreckless Eating.

In addition to bacon strips, two sausage patties, and a round slice of ham, the Aporkalypse Breakfast Sandwich includes folded eggs and two slices of cheese (Swiss and American) and comes on one of their fresh-baked burger buns, which is a good deal larger than their regular burger buns and their biscuits, for that matter.

The new breakfast sandwich is similar to Carl's Jr.'s Monster Biscuit but doubles up on the sausage patties and adds ham to the equation, as well as a premium burger bun rather than a biscuit.

If the Carl's Jr.'s Aporkalypse makes it out of test, the closest competing sandwich would be Jack in the Box's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich, which comes with two fried eggs, two slices of American cheese, two slices of ham, and bacon on a sesame seed bun.

 

[DJ_Lae]

I could deal without the sausage.

Having said that, I'm supposed to be eating lots of sodium so I'm sure this thing would be perfect for me. There's probably a whole day's supply in one with all three of those pork products.

 

[bill0527]

You'll need a 5 gallon bucket of milk to go with it to wash out all that sodium.

 

[DietRob]

I'm both happy and a bit sad Carl's Jr doesn't have a location anywhere near me.

 

[SliceSabre]

Total bullshit Carl's doesn't exist anywhere in my neck of the country.

 

[PseudoKirby]

I could deal without the sausage.

Having said that, I'm supposed to be eating lots of sodium so I'm sure this thing would be perfect for me. There's probably a whole day's supply in one with all three of those pork products.

How could you! Sausage is the breakfast king of meats!


Compared to that wimpy bacon

 

[SamuelSupreme]

If you guys want a real burger....Google Burger Priest's Four Horseman of The Apocalypse

 

[BLACKLAC]

I see Carl's Jr commercials in Oscar Isaac's future.

 

[brianjones]

 

[BlackNMild2k1]

I see Carl's Jr commercials in Oscar Isaac's future.

Yeah, seems a little early for the X-Men tie ins with marketing already.

 

[TAJ]

My cop cousin lives in Ontario. Hopefully this will be there a while because I'll be over for Christmas.

 

[maxcriden]

Total bullshit Carl's doesn't exist anywhere in my neck of the country.

Do you have Hardee's? I believe it's identical.

 

[Wozzly]

Sweet! hopefully its the one by the Ontario Mills so I can get that and a nice Krispy Kreme donut for dessert.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

http://www.brandeating.com/2014/12/carls-jr-tests-aporkalypse-breakfast-sandwich.html

 

[SalvaPot]

Carls Jr. is the best Fast Food venue. Western Bacon are the GOAT.

Suck it Jack in the Box.

 

[Technosteve]

why don't any chains have a pork roll egg and cheese sandwich on there menu?

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Carls Jr. is the best Fast Food venue. Western Bacon are the GOAT.

Suck it Jack in the Box.

Carl's have the worst sausage patties by far though.

 

[Lazyslob]

that looks incredible

 

[SalvaPot]

Carl's have the worst sausage patties by far though.

I can agree with that.

 

[Nudull]

Surprised they didn't save this for X-Men: Apocalypse.

 

[Mix Master]

Hardee's is better

 

[BlackNMild2k1]

Surprised they didn't save this for X-Men: Apocalypse.

Maybe it's not for X-men at all.
Next thing we'll find out from the Sony leak is that they are rebooting Spider-man into Spider-ham. It's been secretly in production since last year and the name of the sandwhich matches the subtitle to the movie.

Spider-Ham: Aporkalypse.

*Sony trying to cash in on that Guardians talking animals hype.

 

[exmachina64]

Yeah, seems a little early for the X-Men tie ins with marketing already.

Completely thought that's what it was coming in to the thread.

"Evolve to resist sodium!"

 

[Sanjuro]

Dunkin Donuts does this all the time for me. Onion bagel, peppered egg and cheese, w/sausage, ham, and bacon.

Sometimes I get the turkey bacon. For health.

 

[Poodlestrike]

Yeah, I'd eat it once.

Though, in general, Jack in the Box > Carl's Jr.

Suck it, SalvaPot!

 

[nasax]

Something something "explosive diarrhea" whenever these types of threads pop up.

 

[RELAYER]

The diarrhea and stomach cramps caused by that would certainly feel like the end.

 

[sixteen-bit]

That;s excessive.

 

[PsychBat!]

Yeah, I'd eat it once.

Though, in general, Jack in the Box > Carl's Jr.

And I've been eating Jack in the Box more and more frequently and it pales before the might that is Carl's Jr.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Aporkalypse? is it prepared by Porkseid?

 

[ghostmind]

"Rise & Swine"

oh lord

 

[SalvaPot]

Yeah, I'd eat it once.

Though, in general, Jack in the Box > Carl's Jr.

Suck it, SalvaPot!

Both are great, so can I suck them both?

I'll save the Carl's Jr for last, since its better.

 

[RaySpencer]

I do this with my McDs breakfast sandwhiches all the time, haha.

 

[youngplaya21]

The diarrhea and stomach cramps caused by that would certainly feel like the end.

Something something "explosive diarrhea" whenever these types of threads pop up.

I'm going to hate the day when I have to actually worry about this

 

[Jeffolation]

Needs rich creamery butter.

 

[RatchetWhiteGirls]

Double Loaded Omelet biscuit is GOAT fast food breakfast sandwich hands down. Great with sriacha also.

 

[xDUMPWEEDx]

Yeah, I'd eat it once.

Though, in general, Jack in the Box > Carl's Jr.

Suck it, SalvaPot!

Famous Star > Jumbo Jack.