The problem is I don't fit any of those roles. I could be the comedian, but meh...
I don't have any headshots. I can get tons of footage of me doing the broadcast for my high school's tv program. I even did a few gaming related stories.
I think the show is basically going to be everybody talking about how cool the next Tony Hawk game is going to be and giggling when someone mentions Mario.
Each episode will be finished off with the girl giving hand and blow jobs to the guys while they play Halo.