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[AirBrian]

http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~2229246,00.html

Boulder police are looking for a man who secretly swiped teenage cheerleaders' cameras and took photos of his genitals.

The girls didn't realize anything was amiss until they got their pictures back from a photo developer.

The incident happened earlier this month during a cheerleading camp while the girls were staying at a Boulder hotel, according to two victims and their families.

The man who used the camera was careful not to take pictures showing his face, but the disturbing photos included him placing his genitals on the girls' personal items including drinking cups, bottles and food.

"It was quite a shock looking at those, quite a shock that in the very room she was in he would do these things to himself, I'm just appalled," said Barb Helzer, mother of one of the girls.

The cheerleading camp was held on the Boulder campus of the University of Colorado from June 8-11. The girls stayed off campus at the Broker Inn.

Hotel management declined to comment but said they will cooperate with the Boulder police investigation.

Police said they are looking into the incident but declined further comment, noting the investigation is ongoing.

The Denver Post did not identify the girls, who live in the Denver area, because they are under 18 and the suspect remains at large.

Two of the girls who stayed in the same room said four or five pictures in a roll of 36 were of the unidentified man.

The two said they've seen similar nude photos from at least four other cameras belonging to girls in three different rooms who stayed at the hotel.

LOL!

 

[DarienA]

:lol

 

[human5892]

God DAMN, there are some odd people out there.

 

[EdLuva]

LOL

*man points to food with penis*

Are you gonna eat that?

 

[Lucky Forward]

That sounds like one of those urban legends, but I guess it's real if the Denver Post is reporting it.

 

[heavy liquid]

The man who used the camera was careful not to take pictures showing his face, but the disturbing photos included him placing his genitals on the girls' personal items including drinking cups, bottles and food.

Hahaha! His penis is like the gnome in Amelie!

 

[Mason]

LOL, that darn Google Ad




BTW, my friend did something similar to this. A girl we knew left her camera sitting out so he took a picture of his....area....and put the camera back so she had to try to figure out who did it by the.....area......LOL

 

[bionic77]

LOL

 

[Particle Physicist]

bwahaha.. sounds like a disgruntled employee.

 

[Guzim]

Only in Colorado.

 

[AirBrian]

Wait a minute...wasn't Kobe in CO that week?!

 

[Kon Tiki]

I have found the culprit!

 

[SyNapSe]

:lol

 

[bionic77]

Wait a minute...wasn't Kobe in CO that week?!

LOL, someone needs to keep him away from fugly white cheerleaders.

 

[jenov4]

Hahah great! Urban legends come true!

 

[OmniGamer]

SCROT-OWNED

 

[StrikerObi]

I love how they refer to the girls as "victims." There are no victims here. They simply just got OWNED. So some douche gave you photos of his cock, so what? It's not like you haven't seen one before. Suck it up, realize you got owned, and move on. It's not like he fucking stabbed you or something.

 

[Mason]

I bet it was that darn Colin Farrell.

 

[Willco]

Are people bored in Colorado or something? All the weird shit happens there.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

I love how they refer to the girls as "victims." There are no victims here. They simply just got OWNED. So some douche gave you photos of his cock, so what? It's not like you haven't seen one before. Suck it up, realize you got owned, and move on. It's not like he fucking stabbed you or something.

Pictures alone would be disturbing, but the fact that the genitals were on the food, bottles, and drinking cups would make me sick.

 

[Matlock]

He shoulda had a little note card for the pictures that said "tap these rockies!"

 

[Doth Togo]

:lol

 

[tedtropy]

Pictures alone would be disturbing, but the fact that the genitals were on the food, bottles, and drinking cups would make me sick.

Pah, I bet about 90% of the food you buy at your average grocery store has been touched by genitals somewhere along the line before making it there.

 

[mattx5]

Pah, I bet about 90% of the food you buy at your average grocery store has been touched by genitals somewhere along the line before making it there.

But WHY?

 

[Guileless]

What's the big deal? That's natural and beautiful.

 

[Desperado]

Damn, the thread title is misleading. I was ready to reply with "TTIWWP"...glad I read the post first.

 

[NetMapel]

I personally found this to be disturbing and am very dissapointed to see the reactions of the replies. You guys sicken me. This is not funny at all.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I personally found this to be disturbing and am very dissapointed to see the reactions of the replies. You guys sicken me. This is not funny at all.

what are you talking about? Its hilarious!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I love how they refer to the girls as "victims." There are no victims here. They simply just got OWNED. So some douche gave you photos of his cock, so what? It's not like you haven't seen one before. Suck it up, realize you got owned, and move on. It's not like he fucking stabbed you or something.

I'm glad someone said it.

Thats not criminal, it's hilarious.

EDIT: Jesus NetMapel, this really isn't the forum for overweight middle aged women.

 

[Bishman]

She got owned.

 

[jenov4]

I bet there wouldn't any complaints if it were the other way around. eg: A guy finds pictures of his belongings in between the legs of some chick.

 

[BuddyC]

Pah, I bet about 90% of the food you buy at your average grocery store has been touched by genitals somewhere along the line before making it there.

 

[Naked Snake]

Every time you use someone else's keyboard (example: friend's house), you are touching his dick/balls. Fact.

Think about it.

 

[fart]

harassment or hilarious harassment or hilarious harassment or hilarious???// SO TORN

 

[levious]

I personally found this to be disturbing and am very dissapointed to see the reactions of the replies. You guys sicken me. This is not funny at all.

yeah, it is funny as hell... but highly disturbing thing to happen to young girls.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

yeah, it is funny as hell... but highly disturbing thing to happen to young girls.

I bet the mothers are the ones driving this case and the girls want to show their friends.

 

[way more]

Man, chalk up another perv in Boulder. I'm glad I only go to school there.

 

[aoi tsuki]

If a girl took pics of my various belongings in her pussy, i'd hunt her down and offer her a great job opportunity.

 

[Phoenix]

Pah, I bet about 90% of the food you buy at your average grocery store has been touched by genitals somewhere along the line before making it there.

What the hell grocery store are you shopping at? I don't have any reason to expect that raw genitals have been touching any food that I purchase from the store. If you are naked around food products that will belong to someone else - something is wrong

 

[yoshifumi]

must be the thin air at the high altitudes

 

[Meier]

Hahaha! His penis is like the gnome in Amelie!

haha, great post. I am surprised no one has mentioned this was at the University of Colorado.. musta been a football player!

 

[Wolfy]

I have a great idea now.

 

[carbonbased]

Every time you use someone else's keyboard (example: friend's house), you are touching his dick/balls. Fact.

Think about it.

I'll bet you take advantage of this.

 

[narfnarf]

it would be funny if they had just left their cameras laying out somewhere...the fact that someone was sneaking around in their hotel rooms is uber creepy. I wonder how he got in.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Master key.

The hotel I worked at the Bellman, maids, and housemen all had one.

 

[BobbyRobby]

Awesome. This should happen more.

 

[Prince of Space]

What they don't know is the poor bastard's just now getting his pics back, only to discover they're all of cheerleaders. "WTF what happened to those erotic pictures for my dearest Chr[name withheld]?"

He'll return them, and hilarity will ensue as all involved realize it was a big mix-up at the photo shop.