Chris Seavor (Conker designer) takes questions

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1) What will be new?
2) Will there be Bots for Multiplayer?
3) Will there be a Network Gaming Feature?
4) What do you think of the new Conker?
5) Where is Conker's House?
6) In the Matrix one, will you be able to do the Matrix thing anywhere? Like without the Context Sensitive thing?
7) Will there be more eggs?
8) If you get like 100% like all tails and some more stuff you add to the game, will you be adding like a reward to it, Like what Rockstar Games did to GTA: VC?
9) Can you give us a little sneak peak of what Conker looks like?
10) It's not gonna be canned is it?
CS responds:
1/ oh, this and that.
2/ currently...yes.
3/ Do you mean LIVE or LAN? both.
4/ It's great, you should buy it.
5/ Opposite the '###### and Plucker'.
6/ 'fraid not.
7/ ..eggs?
8/ There are lots of rewards in the game...mainly linked to the LIVE game.
9/ ..hmmm. Maybe on Sunday.
10/ F****** hope not, or i'll probably strangle someone
Ooo, I forgot about the Bots and AI.

Will Rare make the AI better?!
CS responds:
...Rob could make them cheat less than the N64 version, if that's what u mean ?
But can you just tell us why Rare doesn't want to show us any stuff of Kameo and Conker? They treat very bad their fans, giving us screenshots just when there is an important event (a couple of times per year). Thanks.
CS responds::
...That's the way it is. Games can get exposed far too early in development and this invariably has an effect on peoples perception of the product (like our E3 demo last year......too early by half).

Wait until the time is right, then hit the fans with a ###### load of stuff (preferably within 3 months of shipping).
Mr. Seavor: Are you really 62 years old? You said in your profile that you were born on July 20th, 1941.
CS responds:
....no. I'm 21.

here are my couple of questions For mr. Seavor:
Would you ever do a voice for an animated film such as A PIXAR or Disney movie, if you had the time and opportunity?
Would you ever agree to a movie based on BFD?
CS responds:
Pixar........I wish.
A Movie ?.....So long as they let me write it..... (who knows what kind of abortion Hollywood execs would dump on us all).
is there an alternative ending and extra cut scenes etc

Is the original rock solid night club theme back?

is it uncensored?

will there still be cheats you can enter to unlock stuff?
CS responds:
...well, you'd think the programmer's would have fixed that lock up for the XBOX version, so who knows?

yup.

yup.

in LIVE, mainly.

I'm hoping to be able to play some multiplayer via split-screen (just like on the n64) or is multiplayer online only?
CS responds:
you can ! (Nearly......being implimented as we speak).

Well,the basic ques is will there be bots in Multi?If there aint then there just isnt any multiplayer value in the game but ill still get it and maybe Live.
CS responds:
you should get LIVE anyway....

More importantly: will you be turning Graham Norton off 5 minutes before the end to watch Harry Hill?
CS responds:
..I hate Graham Norton. Jonathan Ross is better (only slightly), and he's interviewing that guy out of SPACED, so...later.

Will there be the custom soundtrack option that xbox has?
CS responds:
yup

My question is how do you have time to post here if you work for Rare?
CS responds:
...because it's 22:49 on a Friday night and i've just opened a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale.

That's Why
So the game will say f-u-c-k withought censoring?
CS responds:
...yup. Lot's and lots.

(but not c'u'n't')
Ok no need to get cranky I was just wondering

CS responds:
heh....I was jesting.....
According to imdb... you were 14 when you voiced KIGold? Or is my maths really sh*t?
CS responds:
...I didn't do voices on KI Gold. I did the backgrounds.
So you were 14/15 when you did the backgrounds? Kewl.
CS responds:
no........i was 25 (i think !!)
Hey Mr. Seavor is this your site? If so who are those people in the picture?
http://seavor.com/
CS responds:
my sisters.....Helen used to work for a domain registering company so she got the domain name for free. It's hers, so don't blame me for the quality of the visuals.
Which one's your sis?
CS responds:
both......they're identical twins
Um hey Chris, I was wondering is there going to be like sex things that were cut from the original CBFD.LOL
CS responds:
Conker has pants now...so there are actually less 'potentially sexual' based things in the game.

.....although Jugga's dimensions do look more....More.
Hey Chris. Do You have any idea when you`ll leave rare? because when my computer programming is finished i would really love to see you there.
CS responds:
If the next Conker game sells 20,000,000 units then it'll be soon after that..
Does your [strawberry] milkshake bring all the boys to the duckpond? (And they're like 'PD's better than Bond')
CS responds:
duckpond.....??? Is that a Bond reference ?
I scared a fully grown man away with my words? Well, geez, I should become a politician then, right?
CS responds:
Scare me.....Ha, don't make me laugh !!!

If what you've said about me is the worst mud that's ever been thrown in my direction i'll count myself a lucky fella'.

You should try designing your own game.......Then we can all have a fucking good laugh !!

(c) Rare-Extreme.com
 
Ninja Scooter said:
CS responds:
...because here at Rare, we specialize in doing jack and/or shit all day long.

That's Why

It's because they are inbetween game delays. Seriously, I think Microsoft should pay off some security guards and just frigging lock the Rare people inside the building until Conker is done. It's so sad and stupid at this point. No outside Internet connection, no family contact, no food. Just finish the damn port.
 
Its not a port god dammit.

Thanks for taking the time to post this bitwise. Much appreciated

CAnt wait, Most of the Halo peeps i play with REALLY want Conker. Hope it sells in the millions :D
 
CS responds:
..I hate Graham Norton. Jonathan Ross is better (only slightly), and he's interviewing that guy out of SPACED, so...later.

SPACED!

This guy knows his television.
 
I bet this guy is a total asshole, but I'd love to meet him. I don't have much interest in the Xbox remake, but Conker is definitely one of the best N64 games.
 
He sure seems interested in pimping LIVE. Not that LIVE isn't great, but you'd think he could go a few minutes without mentioning LIVE.
 
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