MrAngryFace
Banned
Seriously, I need to decorate cheap. Im sure some of you are poor too, tips? Im gonna buy a tiny tree and some cheap lights, thats all ive got so far.
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Christmas Decorating Season is Upon Us! Doing it Cheap.
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Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
Go the the $1/£1 store, they always have a good selection of trimmings. Or make paper chains from old newspapers. A can of spray snow is your friend!
MrAngryFace
Banned
I didnt think of the dollar store, there's a gajillion of them around here, thanks. Newspaper thing I dunno, im trying not to look poor, which is hard I know
Mermandala
Member
+ Large Bag Stick On Bows - STICK EVERYWHERE!
+ Large Bag Of Candy, Why? EAT CANDY!!!
MrAngryFace
Banned
Christmas has been ruined by society, but the special place it holds in my life is untouched. Dont really care what I get, ill be happy to get anything. Just want to enjoy the season.
I like that bow idea, dunno why I didnt think of that. And candy, yes.
I like that bow idea, dunno why I didnt think of that. And candy, yes.
Mermandala
Member
the bows work great on the fridge, around the monitor, dresser, mirrors, lamps - anywhere. also, STEAL FROM THE WOODLANDS! be traditional! Cities have trees too, they just vote smarter. look around and snatch some real tree parts from real trees (when they feel asleep) and lay those around with something red, an actual bow even! or some candles or candy in the window sills or on the table - assuming you have a table - one year after a move we had no table for christmas 
screw society. days = short. flowers = dead. light candles, grab evergreens, you give me stuff I give you stuff. THINGS! I like 'em.
Gotta rig up some Mafstletoe too so when Drinky Crowsmas comes over on his donkey hauling the baby shesus he's obliged, nay - REQUIRED - by ancient writ to lubricate yer frost-tinged cherry cheeks with a slobbering eggnoggy face-painting and when he isn't looking - KISS HIS WIFE! YAY!!!
Christmas Infidelity - good 4 eskimos! good 4 ALL!!!
screw society. days = short. flowers = dead. light candles, grab evergreens, you give me stuff I give you stuff. THINGS! I like 'em.
Gotta rig up some Mafstletoe too so when Drinky Crowsmas comes over on his donkey hauling the baby shesus he's obliged, nay - REQUIRED - by ancient writ to lubricate yer frost-tinged cherry cheeks with a slobbering eggnoggy face-painting and when he isn't looking - KISS HIS WIFE! YAY!!!
Christmas Infidelity - good 4 eskimos! good 4 ALL!!!
MrAngryFace
Banned
I dont want kisses from men. Maybe christmas is over.
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