Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey - July 2026

The teaser just leaked online — I'll let you find it yourselves…


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:rolleyes: oh no
 
The Odyssey is a fantasy tale, so I'm not sure why people are getting hung up on the accuracy of the armour. It's an epic poem that features fantastical creatures like the Cyclops. It was never meant to be a historical account.

I'm certainly intrigued on how Nolan will handle this. Will he go all out on the fantastical elements, or will they be more grounded 🤔

The premise of the story certainly fits the theme of time that Nolan is known for.



Nolan should have made the Iliad and Odyssey back to back.
"It's fantasy!" wreaks of "Leave Britney alone!" weird angle for a defense.
 
The best part is by the end of the movie, Sean Bean lives.

Whoa, they really rolled the dice on that one. The two other movies that dared to defy the "Sean Bean must die" rule of the film universe were cursed into being absolute piles of shit.


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(note: I know these movies suck for many reasons that have nothing to do with that, well, except actually Sean Bean's character surviving Silent Hill Revelation is just one of many ways that movie absolutely butchers the video game Silent Hill 3's far superior storyline)
 
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