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Club Dread is a strange, strange movie...

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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Yeah but all the titties are well... average sized... I can see that anywhere.
 

Pattergen

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After Super Troopers, a film that I love and cherish, Club Dread was a disappointment of disgusting proportions. It didn't work as a comedy and it didn't work as a horror and the damn movie took forever to end. Blah.
 
It was better than Super Troopers. It was definitely funnier. The jokes and gags were better. Plus, as a side benefit, it is also a horror film parody.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
The revelation of the killer's identity ... well him telling his story... funny.... who the killer was... incredibly f'n disappointing, lame etc... this movie doesn't know if it wants to be a parody or serious... and it seems to jump back and forth a few times...
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Error Macro said:
But that's the genius of it!

;)

But confusing your audience is never a good thing.... I will admit I love the fact that the killer just would...not...die... that shit was hilarious....
 

Fifty

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Can we all agree that Brittany Daniel was totally hot in it? Otherwise, it was a pretty poor movie. :p
 
I think this movie was just ahead of it's time. Or something. In 10 years, people will be fawning all over it. It'll be a cult classic.


And hell yes, Daniel was veddy veddy nice.
 
Brittany Daniel made the movie.

The whole Coconut Pete concept/charachter was great. Son of a son of a bitch Jimmy Buffett.

Not a great movie, but funny enough that I didn't feel like I wasted 90 minutes.
 

LakeEarth

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I've only seen the end when it was on the movie channels. I found it entertaining, though not really funny enough.

"Cause he told me he didn't have my weed, but he did and didn't share it... wait, no, that wasn't it, though that was totally uncool!"
 

Teddman

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I thought it was a hilarious comedy, one of the best horror/slasher parodies in years. Big improvement over Super Troopers, Broken Lizard's last movie.

And Bill Paxton's (not Pullman) send-up of Jimmy Buffet is terrific. He and Brittany Daniel added a lot to the movie. I remember thinking that if she died, so did half my interest in the flick... Luckily the filmmakers were aware of that angle.
 
All the fake accents made that movie for me. It's really quotable too.

I can't help but smile everytime Juan says "Peen-Na-Lope".
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
"Well you just shit in the one apple pie that knows how ta shit back."

"I came out with Pina-Coladaburg seven years before Margaritaville was even on the map!" :lol

The movie wouldn't have been the same without Bill Paxton. God I love that guy.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
My F*cking Grandpa said:
Dude, aren't you supposed to be banging some girl in New Orleans right now?
1. I never said I was leaving today; I said I was leaving tomorrow.

2. Our plans got pushed back a day (although she may be sleeping at my place so we can get an early start thursday)
 

Richiban

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The line that gets me everytime (and it's not even that funny:)

'Who likes to pawty, whooo likes to pawty?!'

I dug this movie.
 

XS+

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DarienA said:
this movie doesn't know if it wants to be a parody or serious... and it seems to jump back and forth a few times...

Similar to a certain zombie flic that came out last year, one sorely looked over by the masses. The same masses who flocked to that piece of shit remake of DotD. Anyway, in spite of this zombie flic's schizophrenic take on the genre, it's still the best horror movie of 2004.
 

XS+

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Bacon said:
Brittany Daniel has one of the nicest bodies ever.

brittany_daniel02.jpg


Just no.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
XS+ said:
Similar to a certain zombie flic that came out last year, one sorely looked over by the masses. The same masses who flocked to that piece of shit remake of DotD. Anyway, in spite of this zombie flic's schizophrenic take on the genre, it's still the best horror movie of 2004.

Oh please DotD may not have been up to Romero's standards but calling it a piece of shit is a HUGE overexaggeration.
 
Club Dread was eh-ok. Decent slasher comedy.

Super Troopers is brilliant slapstick. I thought that the members of Broken Lizard were cast *much* better in Super Troopers, and it really shows in comparison to Club Dread, where I felt the characters didn't match the actors as well. That being said, preconceptions from Super Troopers might have played a part in that.
 
Juan: Yu and Hank are dead!
Coconut Pete: ...What did we do?
Juan: No! Yu and Hank are fucking dead!
Coconut Pete: Is that a threat?

Too bad they cut the rest of that line, something about a hairless pigboy.

Penelope: I go to Oral Roberts.
Juan Castillo: Oral Roberts? Is that like Anal Johnson? Because I have done that a few times. Or was it Dirty Sanchez? Yes. It was that.

still think Super Troopers was better than Club Dread. I can't wait to see what they do with the Dukes of Hazzard movie (the whole BL team is writing the script).
Seann William Scott .... Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville .... Luke Duke
Jessica Simpson .... Daisy Duke
Burt Reynolds .... Boss Hogg
Willie Nelson .... Uncle Jesse
ok, Burt and Willie are good casting choices but Luke and Bo are just wrong.
 

raYne

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ThirstyFly said:
All the fake accents made that movie for me. It's really quotable too.

I can't help but smile everytime Juan says "Peen-Na-Lope".

:lol I swear if I ever meet a girl named Penelope I'm gonna call her "pee na lope" everytime I see her.

The movie had it's moments but much like American Wedding it sucked save for one character. Putman was insanely funny compared to anyone else. The combination of indian man + dreadlocks + english accent = hilarity. He had some great lines (especially when coupled with the accent) and the scene in the bedroom still gets me. Everything from the tennis ball last resort to his discovery of the killers identity. :lol
 
I love when that guy is making fun of Putman so he turns around and starts hitting tennis balls at him while calling him a faggot. :lol
 
Putman was insanely funny compared to anyone else. The combination of indian man + dreadlocks + english accent = hilarity.


Juan and Putman were both funny as hell. Even Putman's name is funny. I can't say it out loud without breaking into a stupid grin.
 
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