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[Tainty]

Doug Stanhope, the co-host of the Man Show, has quite an imagination. Check it out:
http://www.dougstanhope.com/deadhookerbait.html

(DEFINATELY not work safe, and kinda sick.)

 

[tenchir]

Lol

 

[Wario64]

hahah

 

[yoshifumi]

hahahahahaha awesome

 

[Socreges]

PorkPipeAnnie: A minute ago I had you licking blood and feces of the fist you just pulled out of a headless, dead hookers ass... but NOW I went too far?

ahahaha

 

[Willco]

Abortions4Free: To answer your question, if my mother had aborted me right now, I wouldn't have to be at work.
TetraDragoon: Yeah?
TetraDragoon: Do you have a husband?
Abortions4Free: Besides, isn't a dead baby a baby that is with Jesus?
TetraDragoon: Do you love someone?
TetraDragoon: That doesnt count.
Abortions4Free: Why not?
TetraDragoon: Jesus Despises Abortion
Abortions4Free: Do you know why?
Abortions4Free: Because... (don't interupt)
Abortions4Free: In Jesus' day, abortions were performed crudely, through a series of bellyflops in the Tigris or several kicks to the mid-section.
Abortions4Free: If Jesus could see the plush accomodations of our fleet of Abort-O-Vans, he would be first in line!

Haha, he is funny.

 

[way more]

You spread the ass cheeks of my cooling corpse and find that I voided my colon when I was killed

Beautiful pose.

 

[Tamanon]

Hah, he was hilarious when he used to work at the Perch in Charlotte from what I've heard.

 

[Escape Goat]

These are nothing to the "I put on my wizards robe and hat"

 

[BuddyC]

these are great.

 

[Tainty]

Another fav of mine:
http://www.dougstanhope.com/fuckingindian.html

ToolMySweetAss: You can smell curry on the wind.
ToolMySweetAss: It gives you the fear, but it gives the horse a violent erection!
ToolMySweetAss: The erection shoots towards my eye!

 

[Kon Tiki]

Haha, he is funny.

Abortions4Free: We have a series of pamphlets teaching teen and pre-teen how to use sodomy as a fun and healthy alternative to intercourse.
Abortions4Free: It eliminates all need for abortion!
Abortions4Free: So, can we send you out some leaflets to hand out in your community?
TetraDragoon: no.
TetraDragoon: Im not that stupid.
Abortions4Free: We have "Babies Don't Come From Blowjobs"or"Jesus Wants You To Take It InThe Ass".

Indeed.

 

[Minotauro]

His standup is pretty fantastic as well. After the Man Show, which I'll admit is quite terrible, most everyone wrote him off.