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[Salz01]

Aka Ass the video game.


And it has a T. Rex in it.

Preordered secured. I'm doing my part.

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

Dino Crisis + Metal Gear + Resident Evil.

Actually it looks pretty cool, though I'm afraid the budget is a bit too low for such an ambitious game.

 

[Sintoid]

Center of camera is main character's ass

 

[March Climber]

I can see the ambition but it does feel like it's releasing just a bit too soon based on what I'm seeing.

Actually it looks pretty cool, though I'm afraid the budget is a bit too low for such an ambitious game.

Looks like the team just needs help with animations. They are a bit sluggish and robotic.

 

[Mortisfacio]

There's some shots that visually look pretty good. Has the Ass appeal. The combat and animations look like someone who has never made a game before, but wanted to play as a sexy girl, stitched this together. I'm expecting a low meta with a bump in user score due to ass.

 

[R6Rider]

This looks bad.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Christ this is out in November?!!

Too many fucking games man. I hate this hobby.

 

[SILKYSMOOTH30FPS]

Looks like those dogshit clunky ass games made by one dev, and it being made by one dev is the only impressive thing about the game itself.

 

[saintjules]

I hate this hobby.

 

[dDoc]

Dat ass! We are so back boys.

Pity the gameplay does not seem up to scratch unfortunately.

 

[Azure Crystal Gaming]

Locked in the Goo... I mean the deluxe edition. But seriously, screw those karens who hate on stuff like that. There is at least one woman out there (me) who has not gone over to that side, who wants the sexiness. Now, bring on the bew...Dinosaurs. Bring on the dinosaurs.... yeah.

 

[yogaflame]

I believe this will be a sleeper hit. Cant wait.

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

 

[BossLackey]

I'm so happy we're in the 3rd person T & A era.

Hot chick kills things and collects increasingly revealing outfits.

 

[chicnstu]

Kind of difficult to tell by the trailer. Looks a bit generic, but could end up being surprisingly better than expected.

 

[yogaflame]

I trust that this will be a good game especially this is a PS5 exclusive label which means allot of help from Sony in the development process. That is why I believe this will be a sleeper hit.

 

[kazuyamishima]

Dino Blade?
Stellar Crisis?

I'm in after a sale, it's the Quantum Error devs, so better be cautious.

 

[Magic Carpet]

Lollipop Chainsaw looks darker than I remember. Hope there is a setting to turn on the lights.

 

[BennyBlanco]

I trust that this will be a good game especially this is a PS5 exclusive label which means allot of help from Sony in the development process. That is why I believe this will be a sleeper hit.

These guys stink. Here's their last ps5 exclusive banger.

Quantum Error Reviews

When the Monad Quantum Research Facility - 30 miles off the shore of CA - is attacked by an unknown entity, engulfing the complex in flames and putting it into a full containment lock-down, a distress call is sent for mutual aid to the Garboa Fire Dept in San Francisco, CA. Fire Chief Sturgis...

www.metacritic.com

These are low effort asset flips.

 

[kazuyamishima]

Also:

 

[Minari]

Oh gawd this is in November? Why....
Also not buying this without reviews.

 

[demigod]

These guys stink. Here's their last ps5 exclusive banger.

Quantum Error Reviews

When the Monad Quantum Research Facility - 30 miles off the shore of CA - is attacked by an unknown entity, engulfing the complex in flames and putting it into a full containment lock-down, a distress call is sent for mutual aid to the Garboa Fire Dept in San Francisco, CA. Fire Chief Sturgis...

www.metacritic.com

These are low effort asset flips.

Oh gross, maybe that explains why there's barely any combat in the trailer. Didn't see the dinos flinch.

 

[yogaflame]

If this game gets an average in the 80's range in Metacritic, that would be a win already. I have a feeling this will be good, not on a Death stranding 2 or E33 or DKB level, but still decent just like Stellar blade numbers.

 

[WhereIzJP]

Me sad no PC version but whatever I guess I buy it on PS5.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Oh gross, maybe that explains why there's barely any combat in the trailer. Didn't see the dinos flinch.

They also issued takedowns on DreamcastGuy videos, who shilled their game because it was exclusive as many other grifters did, for calling it a shitty asset flip after he actually bought it and realized it was indefensible.

 

[yogaflame]

These guys stink. Here's their last ps5 exclusive banger.

Quantum Error Reviews

When the Monad Quantum Research Facility - 30 miles off the shore of CA - is attacked by an unknown entity, engulfing the complex in flames and putting it into a full containment lock-down, a distress call is sent for mutual aid to the Garboa Fire Dept in San Francisco, CA. Fire Chief Sturgis...

www.metacritic.com

These are low effort asset flips.

I see your point. Quantum was mixed bag or really bad. But let us not judge a developer from there previous bad game. I saw there X page and they really are more serious and focus on the games development, and they are more engage with the comments of the fans, and this has a much better Sony development team backing.

 

[lughnasadh123]

Cameraman must have some serious pads to follow around like that on his knees.

 

[MagiusNecros]

I think I'll stick with Killing Antidote.

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

Looks awesome. They forgot to make her ugly though. Fuckin noob devs. I'll try and not let that bother me though. Con: Gooner Approved

 

[Unknown Soldier]

DINO CRISIS IS BACK BABY

 

[Exede]

Okay, how can a game look really good but the player character really bad.
Game looks fun and all but man the animations and the model itself look like they're from a really cheap mobile game.
How?

 

[ElFenomeno]

Looks terrible..saw the 20 min gameplay clip from 2 months ago.

 

[Hashassin]

Yes, quickly! Preorder the most unfinished looking game! It has BUTTS!

 

[Gonzito]

looks absolutely terrible and knowing their track record I dont have any hope for this

 

[Senua]

Nice tuchus. Looks shite

 

[Rhazer Fusion]

I think it looks promising and this is as close as we are going to get to Dino Cris 4 for a very long time I'm assuming. I think it will end up being pretty good in the end, but is Sony really assisting with the development of this game? Why would Sony do that unless they see strong potential in it or something else strange is going on? Anyway, I'm looking forward to it.

 

[Memati187]

Also:

LMAO, after watching the trailer and seeing the outfits, this is so fucking hilarious.

I'm gonna buy it, I see ass, I throw out dinero like there is no tomorrow.

 

[captainpat]

Damn looked interesting but then I remember it's made by these weirdos.

 

[Gona_B_L8]

Will be heavily discounted in the jan/Feb sales. Might get it then

 

[Duchess]

I'm expecting a "Fair" from OpenCritic.

EDGE will give it 3 out of 10.

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

The ass is the only thing of value here. Looks fake/AI generated otherwise.

 

[Minari]

The ass is the only thing of value here. Looks fake/AI generated otherwise.

Spot on man.

I bought Nier Autamata ,which is peak ass, but i did it bc i was a fan of Nier.

Yes Eve of Stellar Blade is pure eye candy but i would not have bought it if the game itself was ass. Probably

 

[Black_Stride]