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[Matlock]

Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy

This story's kinda funny
it's one about the hunnies
Debbi was the girl who used to do it like a bunny

And how about Mona?
her hips was like a mota
I heard she likes to do it in the back of a Toyota

and then there was Amie
now how can you blame me
she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me

and Vicki gettin Weazy
both a bit sleezy
cuz all college girls are just to easy

Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy
Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy
Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy

1,2,3,4,5,6,7 days a week the college girls be beggin
to get a guy to sexually perform
so whenever i get horny i go to the dorm

went to the dorm sunday around midnight
i saw a hunny and she gave me an invite
to her room and said that she had been scopin
me in english class and now she was hopin
just to talk (yeah right) but now instead
since we was alone she'd rather get me into bed
I nibbled on her ear and said i hope your in condition
then she got down in a yoga like position
took off her clothes and said her name was Dianna
her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana
she said let's get busy, i don't want to lose ya
and needless to say i knocked it like a hosier

Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursay, Friday and weekends
Thats when i'm hangin out with my friends
why just the other night lookin for a party we
went to the house of some girls in a sorority
The music was live and the party was a rock-up
not all the girls were cute but they all had big knockers
well i was just scopin and hopin and glancin
at the college hunnies on the dance floor dancin
thats when i saw the cutie (cutie)
with the little booty (booty)
I introduced myself as Jeff she said her name was Judy
I knew that she adored me but my friends for me
Judy was the type of girl thats wild and horny

 

[Unresponsive Bee Victim]

"Summer Girls"

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2]

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus

[Bridge]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]

 

[Jim Bowie]

Worst misuse of cherry Pez ever.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

I love (I love)
I love it (I love it baby)
Love this (I love it, love it)
Love, ooooohh!
Love this (I love it girl)
Love (Oh you really want it girl?)
Love (I love this shit)
Love this (Be-atch!!)

[Daz Dillinger]
She was a betty I done knew back in the day
Little scary lil' bitch from around the way
Plus she sucked and fucked all day
With a little bit of Alize (Alize..Alize..)

[Scarface]
I put it down for these young hoes,
get the pussy like I'm married
And send her home with the cock swoll, did her pops know?
Little girl that he tryna protect was in the crib doin porno

[Too Short]
Fo' sho' baby, I know these hoes
Step up too 'em and show these hoes
I never wonder to myself "Would she?"
I get deep in her mind and her pussy

[Trick Daddy]
Who dat? She was the world's greatest, dick sucker
Play the note with the tongue while, finger fuck her
I hit it in the back of the donk, in the back of the Benz
Got my dick in her ass, front of one of her friends

[Scarface]
Face down, ass up -- bitch be still whikle I bust this nut
I rock hard while I'm in these guts
Wipe my dick and then that's enough

[Daz]
She wanna kiss me after she done lick me
Slap the drunk, you know the ho got Tinesi

[Too Short]
Daz, this punk bitch wanna get with me
Cuz the ho lookin for a P-I-M-P

[Trick Daddy]
You know the ho don't know no better
I would rough ride ya ass, but the magnum's better
I know a lot of niggas done paid ya bitch
Remember one thing, I got a major bitch

[Too Short]
Pull up on the stroll, in the fo' door Caddy
Slapped the bitch, she hollered "No, no daddy!"
I got the cash, if she don't that's her ass
So quick, so fast

[Chorus - 1st pt. Too Short, 2nd pt. by female]
I love gettin my head blown
I love gettin my nuts rubbed
I love gettin my dick licked
I love gettin my nuts sucked
I love gettin my pussy ate
I love when niggas see me masterbate
I love it when you nut all in my face
I love it baby, but I can't stand the taste

[Too Short]
I once knew a bitch named Erica
Way back in the day, she had a geri curl
I made her suck my dick on the ferris wheel
Been pimpin all my life, big player for real

[Daz]
I said "Come on girl, you know how it's 'sposed to be"
It's makin me nut, but feel our fantasy
Come on come on baby, won't you get the best of me
I SMELL PUSSY!!

[Trick Daddy]
Get T double D on the double stack
And one dose of the dick, she be doublin back
See me, I've been known to shit on hoes
Cuff her cold, straight spit on hoes

[Scarface]
I been known to step on a bitch
Put a thumb in your ass, while I slap your clit
But ain't no way that I'ma lick yo' shit
Tell 'em what she is Short Dog (Be-itch!)

[Chorus - 2x]

[Trick Daddy]
I love, gettin my thug on
On dirty joints, in the school zone
Everything I cop, I put dubs on
I love this..

[Too Short]
When I'm at the club
See a girl get freaky and I slap her butt
She try to say "Short Dog, that's enough"
You know I love it little mam, can't pass it up
Cuz I..

One of my all time faves...

 

[way more]

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin’ to this girl from the u.s. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin’, pourin’ with sweat
I was walkin’ through the crowd and gues who I met
I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, how do you like the show?
She said, I was very amused
I started throwin’ bass, she started throwin’ back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend
She said, no I don’t, I only have a friend
Come on, I’m not even goin’ for it
This is what I’m goin’ sing

You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
And you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
But you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
But you say he’s just a friend

So I took blah-blah’s word for it at this time
I thought just havin’ a friend couldn’t be no crime
’cause I have friends and that’s a fact
Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq
Forget about that, let’s go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin’, getttin’ familiar
Spendin’ a lot of time so we can build up
A relationship or some undderstanding
How it’s gonna be in the future we was plannin’

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin’
Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin’ was brewin’
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
I said, yo, who was that? oh, he’s just a friend
Don’t gimme that, don’t ever gimme that
Jus’ bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
And you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
But you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
But you say he’s just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor’s form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn’t know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin’ my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy

This story's kinda funny
it's one about the hunnies
Debbi was the girl who used to do it like a bunny

And how about Mona?
her hips was like a mota
I heard she likes to do it in the back of a Toyota

and then there was Amie
now how can you blame me
she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me

and Vicki gettin Weazy
both a bit sleezy
cuz all college girls are just to easy

Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy
Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy
Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy

1,2,3,4,5,6,7 days a week the college girls be beggin
to get a guy to sexually perform
so whenever i get horny i go to the dorm

went to the dorm sunday around midnight
i saw a hunny and she gave me an invite
to her room and said that she had been scopin
me in english class and now she was hopin
just to talk (yeah right) but now instead
since we was alone she'd rather get me into bed
I nibbled on her ear and said i hope your in condition
then she got down in a yoga like position
took off her clothes and said her name was Dianna
her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana
she said let's get busy, i don't want to lose ya
and needless to say i knocked it like a hosier

Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me
East to west college girls are easy

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursay, Friday and weekends
Thats when i'm hangin out with my friends
why just the other night lookin for a party we
went to the house of some girls in a sorority
The music was live and the party was a rock-up
not all the girls were cute but they all had big knockers
well i was just scopin and hopin and glancin
at the college hunnies on the dance floor dancin
thats when i saw the cutie (cutie)
with the little booty (booty)
I introduced myself as Jeff she said her name was Judy
I knew that she adored me but my friends for me
Judy was the type of girl thats wild and horny

Jesse James, not N.W.A.

;P

 

[Fresh Prince]

[Intro:]

You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ, Eazy Dick
On W-Balls, right now, somethin new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
A big bow wow wow, cuz we gonna make it a little mystery
here tonight, this is DJ Eazy Dick, on the station that
slaps you across your fat ass, with a fat dick

[Verse One: Nate Dogg]

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

[Verse Two: Kurupt]

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fuck am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

[Chorus: (repeat 4X)]

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

[Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg]

Guess who back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too
Cuz when bitches get skanless and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em

[Verse Four: Warren G]

Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the btiches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
off your knees and then start jugglin
these motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout
Whoo!

[Chorus]

One of Snoop Dog's few great songs

 

[bjork]

Oh man, I forgot about those hats like Ren and Dre have on... do they still make those?

 

[Tsubaki]

One of Snoop Dog's few great songs

I liked the entire album

 

[Alex Anderson]

Fuck a little Jew girl last night, Matlock?

 

[Ned Flanders]

Fuck a little Jew girl last night, Matlock?

I like you.

 

[Matlock]

Fuck a little Jew girl last night, Matlock?

The only thing I touched last night was an excel spreadsheet.

 

[way more]

The only thing I touched last night was an excel spreadsheet.

Oooh, tell me more!

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It)

I always tried to be the fliest kid in the block
The popular one with the rising stock
So that's when I had this bright idea
Throw the party of the month
Nah, the party of the year

All the fine girls couldn't turn it down
Now all I gotta do is get my parents out
Should I send them to a movie
Nah, send'em to a show
Let me think, hmmmmmm
It's gotta be long though

I said Mom, Dad, yo why ya sittin' home
It's a Friday night have you seen Aunt Joan
And don't worry about stayin' out too long
Don't fuss over me, I'll be fine alone

(Beep Beep)
Have a good time...

The door bell rings cuz the party's here
I'm crankin up the stereo like it's New Year
Walkin' 'round the house like who's Da Man
(Can't nobody do it like Aaron can)

First one on the floor, you know that's me
Bustin' out the moves like it's MTV
I guess somewhere along I lost my head
Then I jumped on table, this is what I said,

People all around you gotta
(Come get it)
Everyone together sing it loud
(Come get it)
Jump all around come on
(Come get it)
What...
(Come get it)
Say it again
(Come get it)

People all around you gotta
(Come get it)
From the left to the right, make noise
(Come get it)
Here we go now, come on
Uh uh what what

Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Hey hey hey hey

Things are goin' great
Then to my surprise
Some people walked in, I didn't recognize
I said fellows yo, ya gotta get out

(Hey man I heard this was an open house)
Open house?
(Yeah that's what the flyers said)
I didn't put out flyers!
(Well somebody did)

Later walked in
The girl I'm crushin'
And the kid spilled juice
On my Mom's new cushion

I turned around
Another kid broke a lamp
(I hope they weren't expensive)
They got them from France
But now I won't sweat it
I'll clean it up later
'Cause there's a honey over there
And I really wanna meet her

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
Everyone together sing it loud
(come get it)
Jump all around come on
(come get it)
What?
(come get it)
Say it again here we go, uh
(come get it)

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
From the left to the right, make noise
(come get it)
Here we go now, come on
Uh uh what what

Aaron C's in the house, here we go
Come with it

Break it down
(go go go go go...)

Is that a car door
Oh dang I'm in trouble
Everybody get out now
On the double
I'm dead (your done) that's it for me
I'm gonna be picked off my family tree

Once Mom finds out 'bout this party I had
I don't wanna even start thinkin' about dad
I'm hustlin' around the house
Tryin' to clean up the mess
I sure put my new white Nikes to the test

The car door slammed
And they're walking up the steps
I guess life was good with 10 seconds left
(AARON!!!???!!!)

Grounded. . .

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
Everyone together sing it loud
(come get it)
Jump all around come on
(come get it)
What?
(come get it)
Say it again here we go, uh
(come get it)

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
Aaron C's in the house, come on
(come get it)
Uh uh what what

 

[ManDudeChild]

Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It)

I always tried to be the fliest kid in the block
The popular one with the rising stock
So that's when I had this bright idea
Throw the party of the month
Nah, the party of the year

All the fine girls couldn't turn it down
Now all I gotta do is get my parents out
Should I send them to a movie
Nah, send'em to a show
Let me think, hmmmmmm
It's gotta be long though

I said Mom, Dad, yo why ya sittin' home
It's a Friday night have you seen Aunt Joan
And don't worry about stayin' out too long
Don't fuss over me, I'll be fine alone

(Beep Beep)
Have a good time...

The door bell rings cuz the party's here
I'm crankin up the stereo like it's New Year
Walkin' 'round the house like who's Da Man
(Can't nobody do it like Aaron can)

First one on the floor, you know that's me
Bustin' out the moves like it's MTV
I guess somewhere along I lost my head
Then I jumped on table, this is what I said,

People all around you gotta
(Come get it)
Everyone together sing it loud
(Come get it)
Jump all around come on
(Come get it)
What...
(Come get it)
Say it again
(Come get it)

People all around you gotta
(Come get it)
From the left to the right, make noise
(Come get it)
Here we go now, come on
Uh uh what what

Na na na na, Na na na na, Na na na na, Hey hey hey hey

Things are goin' great
Then to my surprise
Some people walked in, I didn't recognize
I said fellows yo, ya gotta get out

(Hey man I heard this was an open house)
Open house?
(Yeah that's what the flyers said)
I didn't put out flyers!
(Well somebody did)

Later walked in
The girl I'm crushin'
And the kid spilled juice
On my Mom's new cushion

I turned around
Another kid broke a lamp
(I hope they weren't expensive)
They got them from France
But now I won't sweat it
I'll clean it up later
'Cause there's a honey over there
And I really wanna meet her

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
Everyone together sing it loud
(come get it)
Jump all around come on
(come get it)
What?
(come get it)
Say it again here we go, uh
(come get it)

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
From the left to the right, make noise
(come get it)
Here we go now, come on
Uh uh what what

Aaron C's in the house, here we go
Come with it

Break it down
(go go go go go...)

Is that a car door
Oh dang I'm in trouble
Everybody get out now
On the double
I'm dead (your done) that's it for me
I'm gonna be picked off my family tree

Once Mom finds out 'bout this party I had
I don't wanna even start thinkin' about dad
I'm hustlin' around the house
Tryin' to clean up the mess
I sure put my new white Nikes to the test

The car door slammed
And they're walking up the steps
I guess life was good with 10 seconds left
(AARON!!!???!!!)

Grounded. . .

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
Everyone together sing it loud
(come get it)
Jump all around come on
(come get it)
What?
(come get it)
Say it again here we go, uh
(come get it)

People all around you gotta
(come get it)
Aaron C's in the house, come on
(come get it)
Uh uh what what

Worst
Lyrics
EVER

 

[BobbyRobby]

Worst
Lyrics
EVER

...or pure genius?

 

[bionic77]

Worst
Lyrics
EVER

Didn't he date Lohan and Duff at the same time?

 

[Unresponsive Bee Victim]

Worst
Lyrics
EVER

You stand corrected....

And it goes
And it goes
And it goes a little something like this.
Hit it!
Here we go!
Yo guys check it out,
Guess what happened to me?
Another crazy story?
Come on AC.
I was hanging at the court
just playing some ball.
Working on my game.
Ya we heard it all.
I heard the fans screaming
I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow
It was twelve foot three
It was Shaquille O'Neal
What! What did he say?
How about some one on one
you wanna play?
I told him why not I got some time
But when I beat you real bad try not to cry.
Please, Aaron are you for real?
One on One Shaquille O'Neal?
Ya, 34 center from the LA lakers
You must of been nervous.
I knew I could take him.
Scared of Shaq?
Phsyc him out
I said O'Neal you're in my house now
Start the game, the whistle blows
Pay attention close as the story goes

*chorus* It's like BOOM (boom)
I put it in the hoop like SLAM (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming out Jam(jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts.
' cause that's how I beat shaq. (repeat)

So check it out
I thought I had the lead.
But then he started scoring some bad points on me
I was thrown to bits
Was he hitting all the shots
I knew there was a way I could make it stop
I had a plan, I could change the pace
I said "Yo, Shaq you didn't tie your shoe lace (huh?)
He looked down, I stole the ball
I taking in the scoop now
watch me all
a three pointer, nothing but net
come one Shaq, have enough yet?
Down by two, I'm catching up
I guess he's getting nervous
because you know it ain't luck

*chorus*

because that's how I beat shaq

dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
cheerleaders are saying "Aaron's the man"
dunk after dunk
jam after jam
cheerleaders are saying "Aaron's the man"

It was such an amazing shot
I couldn't believe it was real
I believe a kid just stumped O'Neal
One more second then it was all over man
I put the ball up
I put him in shame
I must admit it sounds real crazy
but the ball went in and he cried like a baby.

Sorry Shaq I should of let you win
You're good too
And we can still be friends
Fans went nuts
They put me on their shoulders

Then I heard a voice
and it sounded like my mothers
"get up for school, you're going to be late"
"Mom, can't you see that I'm playing a game"
"how can you be playing if you're still in bed?
Are you getting sick? Did you hit your head?"

Oh man it was all a dream
I guess that kind of thing could never happen to me
If it was a dream
And it wasn't real
How did I get a jersey with a name O'Neal?

whoa....



*chorus*

"He beat me, I'm fucking crying over this!"

"O'Neal you're in my house now!"

PURE FUCKING GENIUS

 

[DJ Sl4m]

"Can't C Me"

[Intro: George Clinton]

The blind stares
of a million pairs of eyes
lookin' hard but won't realize
that they will never see
the P

(You must be goin' blind)

[Verse One: 2Pac]

give me my money in stacks
and lace my bitches with 9 figures
real niggas fingers on nickle plated 9 triggas
Must see my enemies defeated
i'm cashin'
while they coughed up and weeded
open fire
now them niggas bleedin'
see me in flesh
and test
and get your chest blown
straight out tha west, don't get blown
my adversaries cry like ho's
open and shut like doors
is you a friend or foe ?


nigga you ain't know ?
they got me stressed out on Death Row
i've seen money
but baby I got to gets mo'
you scream and go
'2Pac'
and I ain't stopin'
till i'm well paid
bails paid
now nigga, look what hell made
visions of cops and sirens
niggas open fire
buncha Thug Life niggas on tha rise
until I die
ask me why i'm a Boss Playa gettin' high
and when i'm rollin' by
Niggas Can't C Me

[Chorus: George Clinton]

The stares of a million pairs of eyes
and you'll never realize
You can't C Me..

[Verse Two: 2Pac]

Been getten worried that these square muthafuckers with nerves
sayin they can get with us
but picture me gettin' served
My own mama say i'm thuged out
my shit be bumpin out tha record store
as if it was a drug house
my lyrics bang like a Crip or Blood
nigga what ?
It ain't nothin but a party when we thug
and there I was
a young nigga with heart
ain't had shit to loose
pullin' my pistol on them fools
you know the rules
D-R-E you got me heated
my words like a penatentary dick
hittin' bitches where it's most needed
money and weed
Alazay and Hennesse
To my Thug niggas in lock down
witness me
bail on these ho's in floss mode
tha life of a Boss Playa
fuck what ya thought tho'
my enemies deceased
die like a bitch
when my album hit tha streetz
Niggas Can't C Me

Niggas Can't C Me

[Chorus: George Clinton]

Which way did he go George
Which way did he go
Which way did he go
Which way did he go

[Verse Three: 2Pac]

You niggas made a mistake
you shoulda never put my rhymes with Dre
them Thug niggas have arrived and it's Judgement Day
Hey Homie if ya feel me
Tell them tricks that shot me
that they missed
they ain't killed me
I can make a muthafucker shake
rattle and roll
i'm full of liquor
thug nigga
quick to jab at them ho's
and I can make ya jelous niggas famous
fuck around with 2Pac and see how good a niggas aim is
i'm just a rich muthafucker from tha way
If this rappin' bring me money
then i'm rappin' till i'm paid
i'm getten green like i'm supposed to
Nigga, I holla at these ho's
and see how many I can go through
Look to the star
and visualize my debut
niggas know me, playa
I gotta stay true
don't be a dumb muthafucker
because it's crazy after dark
where the true Thug niggas see ya heart
Niggas Can't C Me....

[Outro: 2Pac, George Clinton]

(Yo, check this out, stay off his dick)

Niggas Can't C Me
(Right before your eyes, i'll disappear from here) You niggas Can't C Me, hahah
(You Can't C Me) I know it's hard nigga, i'm all up in your face
But you still Can't C Me
(You Can't C Me) All up in your range, but niggas Can't C Me
(20/20 vision won't visualize) I'm in tha flesh baby, but you Can't C Me
(All tho' glasses won't help you realize) You blinded
You blinded
You Can't C Me
(You Can't C Me)
Thug Life baby
Don't believe everything you read
Alazay and weed (You Can't C Me)
(Right before your very eyes, You won't even visualize)
(You Can't C Me)
Dr. Dre all day, 2Pac
Niggas can't C Me, hahaha
I dedicate this, to you PUNK Muthafuckers hahaha
this ones for you big baby hahah
cause you bitch ass niggas Can't C Me
Niggas Can't C Me
(ooooww)
(ooooww)
(You Can't C Me)
(See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil)
(You won't C Me)
(First C Me, Now ya don't)
(Wanna C Me, but ya won't)
(Come to C Me, but ya Can't)
(ooohhh, You Can't C Me)
(You Can't C Me)
(Right between your eyes, you'll never realize)
(Right before your eyes, you won't even realize)
(Visualize what you Can't C)

 

[ManDudeChild]

You stand corrected....

Indeed. I do stand corrected.