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Here's an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets.

We kid you not. According to UK tabloid the Sun - ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it's got a big jubs angle - BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.

Accordingly, he's proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." ®

:lol

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

Brings a whole new meaning to "Universal Serial Port"

 

[AlphaSnake]

WHAT!?

 

[impirius]

Thank you, The Register, for brightening up my day.

 

[Juice]

Dude, breast implants are relatively dangerouns on their own... adding useless features (especially those that'll be obsolete in a year) will only complicate things.

Completely irresponsible.

 

[APF]

Is The Register turning into The Onion?

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." ®

:lol

:lol :lol

 

[AlphaSnake]

Imagine the MP3 wars this could start?

My Apple iBreast player is much better than your iRiverBreast player.

:|

 

[Matlock]

Imagine the MP3 wars this could start?

My Apple iBreast player is much better than your iRiverBreast player.

:|

That would lead to way too many creepy Lemurs threads.

 

[mrmyth]

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