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[Dilbert]

Before my reputation as the staid, conservative type gets completely blown out of the water, I should tell you that the idea for this thread is tangentially related to something I heard on KROQ this morning, the internet buzz surrounding "Psycho Girl" (which I still haven't seen) and the now-infamous dorm room striptease, and another <AHEM> interesting conversation I had last week. With that disclaimer out of the way...a couple of questions:

1) Have you ever allowed yourself to be photographed nude or partially nude? Have you ever taken such pictures of someone else? If so, what were the circumstances, and what did the pictures show? If you used a film camera, where did you get the pictures developed, and was privacy a concern?

2) Have you ever allowed yourself to be videotaped having sex or doing something else private? Have you ever videotaped someone else? If so, what were the circumstances?

3) If you answered yes to either #1 or #2, what was the motivation for doing it? What did you end up doing with the pictures or video afterwards? Did others eventually end up seeing them, or did you manage to keep them private?

To start out...I haven't ever gotten a camera of any kind involved in my intimate life, but there is NOTHING hotter than getting those kinds of pics from a girl. Sadly, all I get in my inbox are frequent flier mile updates these days...

 

[mrmyth]

An ex tried to shove a Polaroid camera into my robe when we went to a couples retreat type of place. For revenge I wrote her name on her inner thigh with a Sharpie while she slept and took pics of her crotch spreadeagled.


No, you can't see them, she destroyed them.

 

[Naked Snake]

I used to enjoy taking digital pictures of myself in nude and semi-nude states, and I've always been alone while doing so... So I guess that's a No to your questions.

I did (and still do) however show some of these pictures to certain people, and in a couple of occasions some of them got "leaked" and spread around GAF and OA community against my will.

I guess I'm an exhibitionist in nature.

 

[Error Macro]

Careful, I heard Olimario was unbanned.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I don't even like pictures of myself with clothes on, so a big NO here.

 

[olimario]

I regret doing such things.

 

[Naked Snake]

I should probably say that about 99% of the times I've shown nude pictures of myself to other people, they were cropped as not to show my face... For obvious reasons.

Edit: Oli, I would appreciate if you could privately send me any and/or all of those pictures, I only saw one.

 

[shuri]

You know, its funny when you see those "OMFG! SEX SCANDALS" and you see bigwigs at companies or regular people having to leave their jobs because a tape of them (or pics).

Like Fuck No i would leave my job if a tape of me screwing a girl would surface. What's shameful about it? (most) People have sex on a regular basis. I dont understand the "OMFG! WTF!" and "OMG SCANDALOUS"

I can understand in extreme cases such some dude getting shat on, or smth. And maybe if the people targetted by the scandal is a lady, well some got a whole different way of thinking about this.

I mean I would "yes, I do happen to have sex with females. Now, get back to work"

 

[olimario]

I'm sure OA saved em. :\

 

[Error Macro]

Just about to post... Hoping no one would mention me

Hahaha sucker!


Naw dude, I'm sorry. I only meant it in a joking manner.

 

[drohne]

apparently there's a picture of me snorting coke off a stripper's ass at a friend's birthday party. i remember doing it, but i don't remember anyone taking a picture. i've never actually seen the snap in question, but it's been mentioned to me a few times. i suppose this means i can never run for office.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Cameras, girls and intimacy go real good together.

You'd be amazed by how many women are turned on by that. There's a lil' exhibitionist in all of 'em.

 

[distantmantra]

1) No

2) My girlfriend has said she'd be up for it if we destroyed the tape right afterwards. I can understand, I wouldn't want our friends/family getting their hands on it.

 

[Ecrofirt]

I want to make a tape with my girlfriend. She's warming up to the idea.

I hope she'll end up saying yes.

 

[darscot]

I have taken my fair share of pictures of nude women. Not that I've done it allot or anything. It's good fun and super erotic. Always did as a prelude to sex.

I once video taped me and a girlfriend having sex. It totally creeped me out and I destroyed the tape after watching it for about 11 seconds.

I have never photographd myself nude. I rarely ever allow my photo taken. I never allow anyone to keep a picture of me. It freaks me out. I also have never kept a picture of anyone.

 

[mrmyth]

I want to make a tape with my girlfriend. She's warming up to the idea.

I hope she'll end up saying yes.

Fair warning. You do not look as good as you think you do during sex. She, however, will be hot.

 

[Ecrofirt]

And that's precisely why the camera will be on her.

 

[way more]

As for developing the photos most any place will accept them. My friend once held a job as a film developer and good lord he must've seen every girl in our town topless. The cops also developed thier film there and we saw some pretty sick shit.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

You know, its funny when you see those "OMFG! SEX SCANDALS" and you see bigwigs at companies or regular people having to leave their jobs because a tape of them (or pics).

Like Fuck No i would leave my job if a tape of me screwing a girl would surface. What's shameful about it? (most) People have sex on a regular basis. I dont understand the "OMFG! WTF!" and "OMG SCANDALOUS"

I can understand in extreme cases such some dude getting shat on, or smth. And maybe if the people targetted by the scandal is a lady, well some got a whole different way of thinking about this.

I mean I would "yes, I do happen to have sex with females. Now, get back to work"

I think it's because the "bigwigs" in question are usually married, and NOT to the woman they're filmed or photographed with.

 

[MrPing1000]

Officially no


unofficially no

 

[Lemurnator]

I've taken risque pictures and webcam videos before. Nothing naked because I don't want to get into trouble. I took them because my boyfriend asked for them. They showed me in my bra and underpants. I used a digital camera and privacy would be a concern but I trust him. I deleted the pictures and I made sure he didn't save them. My motivation was I wanted to make him happy and I wanted him to send the same kinds of pictures of himself to me. Curiosity.

Nobody has ever seen them besides myself and my boyfriend.

 

[Mike Works]

1) Have you ever allowed yourself to be photographed nude or partially nude? Have you ever taken such pictures of someone else? If so, what were the circumstances, and what did the pictures show? If you used a film camera, where did you get the pictures developed, and was privacy a concern?

2) Have you ever allowed yourself to be videotaped having sex or doing something else private? Have you ever videotaped someone else? If so, what were the circumstances?

3) If you answered yes to either #1 or #2, what was the motivation for doing it? What did you end up doing with the pictures or video afterwards? Did others eventually end up seeing them, or did you manage to keep them private?

1) Yes

2) No

3) Motivation was partially for the thrill of the experience and partially for someone else who will remain nameless and satisfied.

 

[Dilbert]

Dammit, you all FAIL! I was expecting lots of PMs with compromising photos of girls. <SIGH>

 

[alejob]

No and no.


But I could go and take pictures of old naked men in lockerrooms if you want.

 

[sprsk]

Someone should send olimarios penis to his girlfriend, im sure shed love to know that everyone but her has seen it.

 

[Dilbert]

Someone should send olimarios penis to his girlfriend, im sure shed love to know that everyone but her has seen it.

:lol

 

[Naked Snake]

No and no.


But I could go and take pictures of old naked men in lockerrooms if you want.

How about young naked men in lockerrooms? That's my favorite genre!

 

[darscot]

I'm not Homophobic but locker rooms completely freak me out. Even that comment makes me feel off.

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

That reminds me of this thread over at Cloudchaser/Xengamers.

One of the most classic threads on the internet? I think so.

I have it linked to the second page but you can read the whole thing if you want.

http://www.cloudchaser.com/showthread.php?t=83548&page=2&pp=100

 

[Spiritreaver]

How about young naked men in lockerrooms? That's my favorite genre!

I second this. Enough talk!

In all seriousness, I've sent out a picture of my penis to some people in a chat room because they dared me to do so, but that's about it really. Oh... and I've done little webcam stuff with some people, but other than that I prefer to keep to myself. >_>

 

[Freestyler]

I've taken digital snaps of myself naked (only closeups though if you get my drift) and sent them (through Messenger) to a 'special friend' of mine. It's fun

And no I wouldn't care if anyone found them.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Nobody has ever seen them besides myself and my boyfriend.

You took digital pictures? They're probably floating around the web somewhere by now.

The girl i dated who had rape fantasies wanted to us to film our sessions and upload them to various P2P networks. We talked about it, i even did some rough storyboards for them, but we'd have needed at least a third person to actually shoot the action, maybe two, and i couldn't think of anyone who would've been both competent enough to operate the camera, and cool with the material. Unfortunately or not, our relationship ended before we got to filming.

 

[robochimp]

I've taken a few pictures of my wang. polaroids and digitals. I put a picture of it on my then ex's PDA for the fun of it. She was showing a friend some pictures she had taken with it and then hey look its my wang. I have a good wang I dont mind it being on the internet.