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[bishoptl]

A reader in Germany emailed this picture of Bruce Willis allegedly dancing shirtless in a German gay disco. When I asked our German correspondent why Bruce was there, he did not know, as he had been emailed the snap by someone else.

Is this picture authentic? I dunno!

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Die Harder: The Lust for Hanz

 

[open_mouth_]

You sure that's not just Paul Shaffer from Late Night??

 

[karasu]

A real man

 

[Naked Snake]

It could easily be a look-alike... It's not like Bruce's mug is that unique from that angle and image quality.

 

[Teddman]

I doubt it's him. Looks a little more muscular than Willis is these days...

 

[Manabanana]

Maybe he doesn't speak German and just wanted a drink. A nice, shirtless, disco drink...And a bunch of guys busted out cameras, so he figured he'd give 'em a show. A nice, shirtless, disco show...

 

[OmniGamer]

It really does look like him. The right armpit area looks very weird though.

 

[Guzim]

Well he was born in Germany.

 

[darscot]

Is this some kind of trick question? He's dancing in a gay bar, were is the contraversy.

 

[FoneBone]

I'd say that's definitely his head, at least.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

Better yet, who cares? He was fucking one of the Tushy girls for a hot minute. That's all I need to know. Alisha Klass, that was her name.

 

[HAOHMARU]

No way...Bruce Willis bangs women like Demi Moore, Jenna Jameson and Alisha Klass.


BUT! : "The scar on his right shoulder is from surgery due to complications from a broken arm when he was 17." - www.imdb.com

You can see the scar in the pic...WTF BRUCE, EXPLAIN!

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Uh oh, the OT detectives are back in effect. Where's Nomo?

 

[Manabanana]

It looks like whoever is in the picture is younger than Bruce is

Look at the wrinkles in his face.

 

[evil ways]

He doesn't have no explain anything. He's Bruce Willis, he's had his share of women, he's a badass, and he's comfortable enough with his sexuality to go to a gay disco.

 

[shuri]

It's not like he got so drunk that he started sucking random dicks

 

[SyNapSe]

the face at least definately seems to be him.

 

[MrPing1000]

wtf is going on in his armpit?

So he danced in a gay bar, big deal. Looks like he's just having a laugh to me

 

[FoneBone]

wtf is going on in his armpit?

Yeah, it looks like he has a third arm there or something.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Wait, we doubt that it's Bruce but readily accept it's a gay disco?

 

[Saint Cornelius]

How about we don't care if it's Bruce in a gay disco? Am I supposed to think less of him b/c he gets down with fags? I really don't care is what I'm saying.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I'm just saying, a random pic is sent by a random person from a random location and it's taken as fact. Just running Damage Control for John McClane bid for the Californian Governancy in 2006.

 

[Tool]

Funny how noone has asked why Kevin Spacey is standing around in the back of that gay bar.

 

[HAOHMARU]

Yea, but we all know Kevin Spacey is gay...DUH!

 

[Dekajelly]

Isn't that guy (nearest to camera) tickling Willis under the armpit?

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Yea, but we all know Kevin Spacey is gay...DUH!

Nooooo, not Keiser Soze!!!

 

[Pimpwerx]

Don't even think about it. Bruce Willis is the man. The fucking man I say. This is all a damn lie. Or, if it is him, maybe he was infiltrating a gay disco to kick some hijacker butt. Yeah, I bet he had a really good one-liner right after that pic was snapped. The fucking man.

PEACE.

 

[Warm Machine]

Isn't he shooting Sin City in Texas right now or have they wrapped?

 

[Firest0rm]

I am shocked and outraged.

 

[ToyMachine228]

No way. Bruce Willis = TEH MAN

 

[XS+]

Yeah, it looks like he has a third arm there or something.

That's not Bruce, it's Goro from MK

 

[Deku Tree]

I don't think that looks like Bruce if you look closely at the guys face.

 

[capslock]

Being gay is fine, but what's up with the third arm?

 

[OmniGamer]

Isn't that guy (nearest to camera) tickling Willis under the armpit?

I think that's it....I just knew it looked weird.

 

[capslock]

Isn't that guy (nearest to camera) tickling Willis under the armpit?

mystery solved.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Wait, we doubt that it's Bruce but readily accept it's a gay disco?

exactly.. it could be anywhere.

 

[=W=]

 

[bishoptl]

This thread has turned out better than I expected.

 

[Guzim]

39 replies and almost 1,000 views?!?! Weird board...

 

[ConfusingJazz]

39 replies and almost 1,000 views?!?! Weird board...

You try to not go in a thread with this topic. The only way to top this would be if the topic were somewhere along the lines of Cuthbert and Lohan have lesbian sex, pics inside.

 

[Spiritreaver]

You try to not go in a thread with this topic. The only way to top this would be if the topic were somewhere along the lines of Cuthbert and Lohan have lesbian sex, pics inside.

Sad, but true.

The guy feeling the armpit reminds me of myself at my first concert.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

he's obviously a butt pirate now.

"YIPPAY K-Y MOTHER FUCKERS!"

 

[GLoK]

I'm pretty sure that picture is of him... he's got the exact same scar on his right shoulder that you see on him whenever he has his shirt off in movies, particularly die hard. (you can sort of see it in the die hard picture posted above)

 

[Ned Flanders]

You know what, if Bruce Willis is gay, then being gay is officially FUCKING COOL. I'm gonna go ram some guy up the pooper this very minute.

Bruce is a god to me.

 

[bishoptl]

I'm gonna go ram some guy up the pooper this very minute.

 

[Kai Dracon]

Some day, people will no longer give a damn about gay, straight, or indeterminate.

But until that day, we have the Internet!

 

[HAOHMARU]

Some day, people will no longer give a damn about gay, straight, or indeterminate.

Armagedon.