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Phunkydiabetic
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Hey Jeff, I'd love for you to solve the physics equation behind why your Amazon drivers just dump my packages haphazardly in front of my door, even when it's raining.
Phunkydiabetic
Banned
I just realized this has about the same chance of being solved as the birch and swinnerton-dyer conjecture.
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Punished Miku
Banned
He's the CEO of Jeff Bezos now.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Not if he still has that girlfriend.
Alebrije
Member
The logical answer is cosine.
Phunkydiabetic
Banned
TDiddyLive
Member
I legit thought this was going to be about Cosine Tangent on The Simpsons.
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strange headache
Banned
I'm more of a sine person myself.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Mathematics are always humbling to but a select few.
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
I’d like to see a passionate CEO. We kinda knew Jeff Bezos would move on from the position.
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Botox?
Ozzy Onya A2Z
Member
Approached on the right angle, didn't follow the sine and phased in his classmate for the solution. He cosine-d his final answer and no tangent outcome detected. It does however look like he's getting a little sun these days, good tanline.
godhandiscen
There are millions of whiny 5-year olds on Earth, and I AM THEIR KING.
The guy is pretty fucking smart. He made it to quantum mechanics, that’s much further than I made it in physics.
I know he is like a super villain when you think about the impact of his creation, but he has had tons of incredible contributions to the theory of businesses and software engineering.
From him, I will always keep the “Bezos API mandate”, which single handedly transformed Amazon from a book store with a web storefront into the tech behemoth that it is today, and eventually the knowledge had an impact on tons of other business and particularly in the theory of large scale system architecture design.
Read the following to understand the kind vision Jeff Bezos had. He saw a way to organize services that no tech lead at Amazon, Google, Apple, etc was able to see; it is now an almost dogmatic practice in Big Tech.
gist.github.com
Probably you do not express your dissatisfaction enough. Amazon will never fix something that isn’t broken from their POV. If customers are happy getting shit service, they will continue providing shit service.
I know he is like a super villain when you think about the impact of his creation, but he has had tons of incredible contributions to the theory of businesses and software engineering.
From him, I will always keep the “Bezos API mandate”, which single handedly transformed Amazon from a book store with a web storefront into the tech behemoth that it is today, and eventually the knowledge had an impact on tons of other business and particularly in the theory of large scale system architecture design.
Read the following to understand the kind vision Jeff Bezos had. He saw a way to organize services that no tech lead at Amazon, Google, Apple, etc was able to see; it is now an almost dogmatic practice in Big Tech.
Stevey's Google Platforms Rant
Stevey's Google Platforms Rant. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
gist.github.com
Probably you do not express your dissatisfaction enough. Amazon will never fix something that isn’t broken from their POV. If customers are happy getting shit service, they will continue providing shit service.
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