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Could it be!?! Kinesis Koncrite AKA Michael Corleone The Sicilian Assasin Smitten?

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KiNeSiS

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*SIGH*

I met this little girly and had a magical night.
She asked me to go for coffee so we hit a diner.
I ordered a cheesesteak omlette w/ home fries, wheat toast , and some orange juice and water.
We stayed and talked from 10:30 to 12:30
This old later was our waitress said she is retiring this is her last year.

She was taking pictures of the few customers as they left.
Finally the broad (ahem I meant goddess) and I left after blissful intellectual conversation.
It was our time for a photo,
The lady didn't have us stand by the door but instead positioned us by the plant.
The elderly woman who was quite the character asked if we were together.
She looked dead at me my comment was ...................................

The gorgeous specimen of feminity said yes we are dating.
Then the grandma made an erotic photo opportunity positioning my hand on her waist.
She took two saying I can pick another up.
We left.

She drove me back to my slummy neighborhood.
We exchanged our typical I had a good time, I arranged a later date for wednesday.
I was steppin out she said " Hey! I don't get a kiss " with a hint of dissapointment.
I gave her that kiss and went for a second. Such nice lips and an excellent kisser.

Wednesday can't come soon enough.

She is very intelligant last semister in college.
But she is going on to further her education so school won't be over.
I always wanted a woman that had her head on straight.

She has beautiful eyes hair lips and a really nice ass.
I am an assman!

I never feel a connection with woman but I have a spark with this one.
She carries a real respectful air about herself.
Very classy and educated.
She also loves animals which shows she is sensitive.


Only thing is she prefers cats over dogs =(
 
why do you type it like that? All it does is make me rap it in my head with the beat to LLCoolJ's "I need Love" playing in the background.
 

Matlock

Banned
It’s morning, 7 o’clock you at my clinic
It’s me your orthopedic, gynecologyst
You looking pretty and fine
Go ahead blow my mind
Girl what’s wrong come here
Let me take a look
You say you got burnt
Your man should of wore a rubber
What type of partners you have
And whose your first lover
He never turned you around
Showed you doggystyle
We got some things in common
Hunny lets talk about
Did he lick you there?
Perculate your atmosphere
I got a mask at home
Both send some leather gear
How about me and you and black
I’m hitting from the back
Tail in my face and all juicy brown booty
I’m the master rubber
Please let me do my duty
Girl let me touch you

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Sipping mannish ever smooth, your cute
Drinking henesy joke about 2 girls
Your friends double teaming me
I got the office closed
You ready for the pros
Suckers ain’t no good
Sticking coke up in your nose
My style is wild at home
And on the kitchen table
Porno flicks and stacks
Play good on the tv cable
I’d rather sign my address on your application
You can call late nights for lonely information
When you come when it’s boring
No place where to go
I want you in a two peace
And freak me for a private show
You got my number, address, you know the rest

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Only 18, bikini body banning me
And do you have cars in fact
I will take medicate
Your panties are wet
Take it easy, don’t sweat
You want some birth control
You could smoke a cigarette
Relax, lay back your buns feel good to smack
You think your pregnant
Your test show negative
I got a movie camera film that is positive
Turn around for me and girl take a picture
This is the way with 24 flicks of kodak
Then your boys are ready
Let me show them how to act
I put you in thongs and 6 inch high shoes
You strut your stuff and latex my strategy is rough

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there
 

mattiewheels

And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'

KiNeSiS

Banned
Wednesday I will touch her, believe that!
Usually I bring a girl in and get at it on the first date.
But her, I will savor it!
I didn't even ask her in.
She has to wake up at 5am helping her sister deliver papers.
What a week Resident Evil 4 Merceneries.....
To bad she has to go back to school on friday.

Anyway I will do evil things on wednesday.
But tonight I decided to let it marinate in innocence.

The only thing holding me back from her being my fulltime shorty, Is the fact that she is an RA on an all boys floor at college.

Besides she really wants to further her education at a school In Chicago.
She is in philly right now at LaSalle U, She is considering Temple but doesn't like that part of the city.
 

KiNeSiS

Banned
Manabanana said:
:lol I thought it was another lyrics thread, so I was about to hit back until I read ninjascooter's post.

Upon further inspection...

Between this:


And this: I'm an assman


...It speaks for itself, really.


You to must be an assman,
Evidenced by your avitar being a screaming turd hanging out of someone's ASS !
ghosty.gif
 

Socreges

Banned
You have defiled the name of the Corleone family. A family guilty of corruption, murder, and incest. But surely this has been the greatest injustice yet.
 

KiNeSiS

Banned
Come on fellas I'm all about fun ...
I had a laugh at my own expense...
But this is serious business.
It's a rare occurance that I sweat a female...

NO IT CAN'T BE!!!
I'M GETTING OLD!!!!
 
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