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Crapiest Movie One-liners. go!

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anything Arnold says in "Batman and Robin".

and i don't know wtf you're talking about with that Rocky IV quote. Thats what made Drago a badass.
 

ghostface

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Ahaha I was just watching Rocky 4 the other day on T.V.

"You never had me"

"You never had your car!"

Vin Diesel in "Fast and the Furious"
 
You know Captain, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to fix our attention on the good, and the beautiful. If you'll just take the time to look at it.
 

thom

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ghostface said:
Ahaha I was just watching Rocky 4 the other day on T.V.

"You never had me"

"You never had your car!"

Vin Diesel in "Fast and the Furious"


Oh shit, F&TF had the worst lines ever.

"He's got enough NOS in there to blow himSELF up...period!"
 

hobbitx

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ROTOR Quotes:

Coldyron : Let me tell you something, mister. You fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin, brother.

Greg Hutchins : You look like you got both eyes coming out of the same hole!

Indian Janitor: Once you go red you'll never get outta bed!


Matrix: This wasn't really so much bad, as it was just funny.


Oracle: You know she's in love with you.

Neo: Who?

Oracle: Not too bright though.......
 

OmniGamer

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I was going to say anything from Batman&Robin("She's trying to kill you, Dick" "No...i've got you")...but anyway, just off the top of my head in recent memory, "Talk to the hand" in T3.
 

Trevelyon

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DO U NOES WAT HAPPENS TO A TOAD WHEN ITS STRUCK BY LIGHTING?

...........

TEH SAME THING DAT HAPPENS TO EVERYTHING ELSE!

HUZAH!
 

bjork

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Showdown in Little Tokyo has TWO winners.

Tia Carrere: "That time, I heard you coming." [after they had sex, which was after he told her "you'll never hear me coming."]

Brandon Lee: "That's the biggest dick I've ever seen."
 

Bog

Junior Ace
I win.

From Street Fighter -

Guile: I am the repo man. And you're out of business.
 
"Stop thinking proper policeman and start thinking playstation and blow shit up!" -Vin Diesel, XXX


And even though the movie doesn't suck, this part made me laugh:

"She's my sister!" *slap* "Daughter!" *slap* "Sister" *slap* "daughter" *slap* - Nicholson(as the slapper) and chickie, Chinatown
 

themadcowtipper

Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
Can we count movie titles, is so then.....................


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Take your pick all lines pretty much suck...

Johnny : Whackhead was playin' baseball on my homeboy's bike!

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Johnny : Drop that zero and get with the hero!

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Johnny : I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong.

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Johnny : You hit pretty good...for a girl.

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Johnny : Looky, looky in Kat's black booky.

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Kathy : What are you doing here?
Johnny : Yo, you axed me.

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Johnny : So, whassup fellas?
Nick : Just doing a little a batting practice on your bike.
Johnny : It's not mine. It's Sir D.'s
Nick : Who is Sir D.
Johnny : He's my homeboy.
Nick : Yea? WELL HOMEBOY THIS!

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John Van Owen : [walking away] See ya later, dick...
Nick : [offended] It's nick.
John Van Owen : [turns around for a second] Oh yea, yea... NICK...
 

Sho Nuff

Banned
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I actually have a DVD of this. Unofficial, of course, but the transfer is amazing. And there are bonus materials, interviews and such. Amazing.
 

Ollie Pooch

In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
showgirls:

what is it that you DO? you fuck em without fuckin' em - that's what you do!
 
Arnold is the king:

Commando

* Throws pipe at Bennet, impaling him, and going into another pipe on the other side... steam bellows out of the end of the pipe sticking out of Bennet *

"Let off some steam Bennet!"


True Lies

* Arnold is flying a large fighter jet.. the bad guy has somehow ended up clinging onto one of it's rockets, facing certain doom *

"You're fired!"


Predator

*knife involved sequence*

"Stick around"


Total Recall

* Arnie is put into a chair by Richter, which will make mush of arnie's brain and then turn him into a bad guy... he leaves him in the chair saying "See you at the party" and punches him *

* Arnie escapes from chair, and fights with Richter on large open elevator. Richter slips in the fighting off the edge... arnie grabs his arms... the ceiling either side of the elevator closes in and rip Richter's arms off, sending him to his doom... arnie throws the arms down after him...*

"See you at the party Richter!"


Collatoral Damage

* bad guy is beaten up on floor pointing gun at Arnie *

"So when are you going to kill me, <insert arnie's character name>?"

* Breif pause *

"NOWWWW!"

*Arnie throws an axe in his head *



Theres other good ones... I think Last Action Hero has a great one somewhere...
 
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