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Cresh.....my review.

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isamu

OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
What? No threads on this awesome movie? Oh well, here's my review of it....


mild spoilers below.....











It's difficult to sum up this movie, because it's so many different stories that weave in and out of each other, ala Magnolia. There are cops Graham and Ria (Don Cheadle and Jennifer Esposito). There's the district attorney and his wife (Brendan Fraser and Sandra Bullock). There are criminals (Ludacris and Larenz Tate). There are some more cops (Matt Dillon and Ryan Phillippe). There's a TV director and his wife (Terrence Dashon Howard and Thandie Newton). And there's a locksmith and a shop owner (Michael Pena and Shaun Toub). And they've all got problems...

Don Cheadle is boning his partner, but she gets offended when he calls her Mexican. He's also dealing with his drug-addict mother who favors her gangsta son instead of him. Then there's Fraser and Bullock, who get their car stolen. Subsequently, she wants all the locks on all her doors replaced. But when a Latino man (Pena) shows up, she wants them redone. There's criminals Tate and Ludacris who argue about blacks being stereotyped as criminals, while they are criminals themselves. There's Matt Dillon whose father is ill and when he gets screwed by his HMO (the woman on the phone is black) he takes out his frustration by pulling over a black couple in their SUV (Howard and Newton). He fondles Newton and humiliates Howard, who is dealing with his own racism in the workplace. Later, the locksmith visits an Iranian shop owner (Toub) but can't fix his lock. Later the shop gets broken into, and leads to one of the most powerful things I've seen on film in recent memory. I could go on and on, because there is so much to go on about. I could never do the movie justice. It's something that needs, and deserves to be seen.

A lot of people have been referring to this as the new Sandra Bullock movie. It's not. That would be like calling Magnolia a Tom Cruise movie. Sure, Tom Cruise was in Magnolia, but it wasn't his movie. This one is an ensemble, and each member of the cast is remarkable in carrying their part of the story. Cast highlights include Don Cheadle and Matt Dillon. (Although Dillon's character is a prick, he manages to redeem himself in the end.)

If I had to choose a favorite story line, I'd go with Michael Pena and Shaun Toub. For me, this story arc was particularly powerful. And when it came to a boil, you could hear the collective gasp of the audience and then silence - and it almost brought me to tears.

And the writing. And the directing. I'll give credit to the writers (Paul Haggis and Bobby Moresco) for having the balls to put this script on paper and to director Haggis for actually putting it on film. At times the words aren't pretty and the movie is pretty much laced with every racial stereotype you can think of, from blacks to whites to asians to latinos to middle eastern people. Not pretty - and this movie isn't for the faint-hearted. But the message about racial stereotypes and intolerance is loud and clear. (Although I didn't really understand the point of the asian people. It seemed their role was supposed to be more but ended up cut - and not very well.)

If I had one problem, it would be that while the movie did a great job of delivering its message, it didn't really bring us to any conclusions. It merely showcases the problem, and leaves it up to us do the math. But I guess this is just part of the storytelling. It's just one day in the life of all these people. What happened before and what happens next, we're not really meant to know.

If this movie accomplishes anything, it gives us a great glimpse into the complicated lives of average, everyday people. It doesn't solve our problems, and it doesn't preach to us about the injustices in the world. It just makes us think and gives us something to talk about, and that's enough.

I can't recommend this film enough.
 

KingGondo

Banned
I liked parts of the film, but I rather disliked it overall. Probably the pretentiousness of the subjects covered (mainly race), and the tone of the film, which pretty much begged--"please notice how artistic and insighful this film is, and AMPAS--please remember us later this year!"

The opera singing throughout was a big hint of this attitude, which completely conflicted with what were supposed to be "ordinary people." Look, said the filmmakers, "we're going to show you the opera of life, in all its tragedy, humor, violence and sexuality"--problem was, some of the character motivations are completely off-the-wall.

The black TV director, for example. When he and his wife were pulled over, then she gets unreasonably mad for him not confronting the police (what the hell is he supposed to do?) Any reasonable person would get mad at the police, not her defenseless husband.

Also (you'll probably get pissed about this, since it was your favorite part), I laughed out loud at the climax of the shopkeep storyline--it was just so melodramatic and over-the-top, not to mention unbelievable. First of all,

*SPOILERS*

the fact that the shopkeep pulls the trigger, even after the girl has made her presence well-known, and has had a good two minutes in which to fire (other than the exact moment when she jumps into her father's arms--give me a break. Then the reaction to the shooting--don't make me start: the blaring violins on the soundtrack, the mother screaming, fists clenched, crying into the sky (NOOOOOO!), the dumbstruck expression of the shopkeep... it just cheapens the effective storytelling up to that point. I thought that he might actually shoot the little girl, but when it happened, it just seemed far too cheap and obvious.

I have other complaints, but I don't want to get into it tonight (having typed plenty already). It started out well, with some interesting scenarios--but when the movie tries to make STATEMENTS, it gets extremely preachy and pretentious.

IMO.
 

isamu

OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
KingGondo said:
I liked parts of the film, but I rather disliked it overall. Probably the pretentiousness of the subjects covered (mainly race), and the tone of the film, which pretty much begged--"please notice how artistic and insighful this film is, and AMPAS--please remember us later this year!"

The opera singing throughout was a big hint of this attitude, which completely conflicted with what were supposed to be "ordinary people." Look, said the filmmakers, "we're going to show you the opera of life, in all its tragedy, humor, violence and sexuality"--problem was, some of the character motivations are completely off-the-wall.

The black TV director, for example. When he and his wife were pulled over, then she gets unreasonably mad for him not confronting the police (what the hell is he supposed to do?) Any reasonable person would get mad at the police, not her defenseless husband.

Also (you'll probably get pissed about this, since it was your favorite part), I laughed out loud at the climax of the shopkeep storyline--it was just so melodramatic and over-the-top, not to mention unbelievable. First of all,

*SPOILERS*

the fact that the shopkeep pulls the trigger, even after the girl has made her presence well-known, and has had a good two minutes in which to fire (other than the exact moment when she jumps into her father's arms--give me a break. Then the reaction to the shooting--don't make me start: the blaring violins on the soundtrack, the mother screaming, fists clenched, crying into the sky (NOOOOOO!), the dumbstruck expression of the shopkeep... it just cheapens the effective storytelling up to that point. I thought that he might actually shoot the little girl, but when it happened, it just seemed far too cheap and obvious.

I have other complaints, but I don't want to get into it tonight (having typed plenty already). It started out well, with some interesting scenarios--but when the movie tries to make STATEMENTS, it gets extremely preachy and pretentious.

IMO.


Excellent points!!!
 

Iceman

Member
I disagree with the critique of the penultimate shopkeeper scene. It's an old man that's never used a gun before and the girl honestly thought she was bulletproof. That scene broke me up.

There was only one real cheesy scene but I'll leave that for you to guess about.

The tv director's wife was kinda tipsy if you didn't notice during the first scene with Matt Dillon's jerk cop. All of the character's reactions were quite understandable during that scene.

IMO.
 

effzee

Member
i loved this movie too and duringt that cop scene...his wife was drunk! why else would she blow him in the first place?
 

KingGondo

Banned
Iceman said:
I disagree with the critique of the penultimate shopkeeper scene. It's an old man that's never used a gun before and the girl honestly thought she was bulletproof. That scene broke me up.

Hmmm... the fact that the shopkeep was new to guns doesn't mean he doesn't know what the trigger does. However, even if the motivations were believable (which they're not, IMO), the reaction still strikes me as over-the-top. It seemed like acting that would fit a silent film better (large gestures and exagerrated facial expressions)--subtlety is a power of film that is mightily underutilized nowadays.

On another note:

Wow, it's nice to be able to actually discuss movies with people--the girl I saw Crash with got extremely bent out of shape because I didn't like it. :\ Talking about movies rarely diminishes the magic for me--it makes me appreciate film as an art form even more.
 

miyuru

Member
themadcowtipper said:
Cresh..is that like some Hindu knockoff..

:lol :lol :lol

So I just caught this flick yesterday. I only heard about it being good, and all I knew was that it was called Crash, so I figured it was about racing or something :p

But man, what an awesome, very unique movie (has there ever been a movie centered around racial differences, etc.?). I really didn't like the *Persian* shopkeep though, seemed VERY extreme and unlikely that a man would be that unreasonable. The climax of that arch was intense. I didn't think it was overly cheesy or anything:
if a cute, sweet girl has just been shot in her father's arm, you NEED those violins and all that jazz
.

Great movie, you guys should check it out if you haven't already.
 
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