Critics agree: Chicago Enforcer the next big FPS

Rodriguez

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Kemco Games' Chicago Enforcer Info Page

First two reviews are in:

XBOX Core Editor's Choice
Bonus Stage

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Man, just look at that frickin' sweet-ass box art. You know it's gunna be good.
 
Two site I've never heard of that were most likely given a free lunch to give the game a 10 on their website love the game I've never heard of from a shitty publisher.

SO HOWS THE FRAMERATE??!???
 
DrLazy said:
Two site I've never heard of that were most likely given a free lunch to give the game a 10 on their website love the game I've never heard of from a shitty publisher.

SO HOWS THE FRAMERATE??!???

Nice job reading the reviews.
THe game actually looks like generic fun, and with its budget price, I might actually pick it up.
 
DrLazy said:
Two site I've never heard of that were most likely given a free lunch to give the game a 10 on their website love the game I've never heard of from a shitty publisher.

SO HOWS THE FRAMERATE??!???

Actually, the sites gave it a 7, and an 8. Learn to read.
 
Noteable quotes:

"I've never felt so blessed to give a game a 7!"

"CAPONE LIVES!...as the purple octopus zombie robot whom wields a laser gun that dwarfs even the mighty Sears Tower(or as the legend goes, became the Sears Tower). Watch out for his ninja penguin sidekick too."

"GAF's Folken is rumored to like this game more than a Ham Sandwich!"

"MAGNIFICENT! The stale, murky environments and muted color pallette is the perfect homage to political corruption, organized crime, and St. Patrick's Day which has decimated the actual Chicago River!"

"...and Cam Clarke has given a performance worthy of Richard Gere!"

SPOILER!!

"the rumored Blinx cameo is actually Bubsy the Bobcat wearing a Blinx outfit"
 
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