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Dan Quayle quote thread

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
"It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
"You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be."

:lol

I found these on another forum. I find them to be quite hilarious. If you guys have more, post them!
 
* "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

* "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

* "Mars is essentially in the same orbit . . . Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

* "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

* "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

* "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."

* "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"

* "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

* "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

* "The future will be better tomorrow."

* "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

* "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

* "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

* "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

* "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

* "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

* "When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."

* "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

* "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

* "For NASA, space is still a high priority."

* "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

* "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
 
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"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."

"You can't say you love your country and hate your government."


East Clintwood said:
For the unknown who is this guy?
Bush Sr's VP. Wanna know why libs are so quick with the "GWB is stoopid" jokes? They had lots of practice with this guy first.
 
* "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
WHAT the FUCK?
 
"Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have sand. [There is no need to worry about a protracted war because] from a historical basis, Middle East conflicts do not last a long time."

:lol

I think Dan Quayle must write Pres. Bush's speeches.
 
Well, it's obvious Dan Quayle is from the future. Our puny unevolved minds cannot understand his supreme dialect.

Someone should ask him what the Revolution controller looks like.
 
:lol! Are these for real!?

Bush Jr. suddenly doesn't seem so bad. Then again at least Quayle was a VP and had absolutely nothing to do.
 
Those are real, although some are just word-stumbles taken out of context.

The old joke was that Quayle was Bush Sr's assassination insurance. Nobody would want Danno as Prez, so Bush was safe from being shot.
 
Seriously, who wrote this guy's speeches? It's almost as if they did it on purpose to see if they could get away with it. Aye carumba.
 
"It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

:lol
 
"if [George H.W.] Bush is shot, the Secret Service has orders to shoot Dan Quayle"

* Joke, businessmen's breakfast in East Lynn, Massachusetts, November 15, 1988

-John Kerry

:lol
 
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