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Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
BATMAN. No fucking contest.
Wait, how much prep time?
Wait, how much prep time?
Felidae_Khrall
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They would never fight. - Draw.
If they did somehow fight, batman would beat the everloving snot out of Jesus. but Jesus would be ressurrected every time he got killed, so he would outlast batman because batman would eventually get old and die. And then get sent to hell for beating up on the Son of God.
Jesus > Batman.
If they did somehow fight, batman would beat the everloving snot out of Jesus. but Jesus would be ressurrected every time he got killed, so he would outlast batman because batman would eventually get old and die. And then get sent to hell for beating up on the Son of God.
Jesus > Batman.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Willco said:
Well then it's no contest. Batman.
Dude, Jesus lasted over a month in the desert sans food. He brought people back to life. He fed a thousand people with some bread and fish. He kicked a whole temple's ass, collectively. Then he died and came back. I know Batman's fucking awesome, but I'm going to have to go with Jesus on this.
Felidae_Khrall
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Felidae_Khrall said:
IAWTP
Mermandala
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My money is on Batman but just consider this...
and this...
and this...
ConfusingJazz
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Poody said:
HEY, no logic, damn it!
Felidae_Khrall
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DCX said:
God is his dad. He sends batman to hell.. Teh win.
But then.. batman would kick the crap out of Satan.. and Hell would be the new batcave....
Grizzlyjin
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Batman = Jesus
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
ConfusingJazz
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But what about tag team action: Jesus and Moses versus Batman and Superman....*cue WWE style music*
Mermandala
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Not as exciting as...
<--Silver Age Bateman
VS.
<--Gold Age Bee Gees
VS.
Mermandala said:Not as exciting as...
damn Teen Wolf Two was horrible. No wonder it took Jason twenty years to recover...
I was a big fan of his in the Silver Spoons/It's Your Move/Hogan's Family back in the day, its good to see him recover from a flop of Teen Wolf Two preportions.
Chopin Trusty Balls
First casualty in the war on idioticy.
Whoever wins,we lose.
andthebeatgoeson
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When the hell did batman start slingin webs? Does he crawl up the side of buildings now?
Litigation Manuel
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Now what if they evened it out a little: no gadgets for Batman, no miracles for Jesus?
I'm not sure which one would win then, Jesus had to be pretty strong being a carpenter and all, but Batman beat the crap out of guys pretty well.
I'm not sure which one would win then, Jesus had to be pretty strong being a carpenter and all, but Batman beat the crap out of guys pretty well.
I will avoid taking Jesus' name in vain as much of you have...
But this is a great opportunity to explore the humanity of Jesus: Jesus was a breakable man. He was both 100% man AND 100% God but he was clearly birthed in order to die in a very human way. There were many attempts at his life but he had always managed to get away before any gangs and physical harm found him. There clearly is evidence of superhuman endurance both physically and mentally, going without food for 40 days in a desert. But there is clearly evidence that he could readily bleed and fatigue given enough violence.
If there were a person who could pull off the batman persona, one who had extensive martial arts training and pushed his body to the limits of human ability and was fueled by the brutal deaths of his two parents... I'd wager he could beat Jesus up no problem.
However, he could not kill him. No matter what he does. He'd be like the bullet dodger from Snatch. Jesus came to this world to die for the sins of the world not because Batman wants him dead. That's where that 100% God figure comes in. He is still the master and creator of this world and only he can decide whether he can die or not.
Jesus wouldn't fight back, he wouldn't be able to do any serious damage if he could but he would not die.
That's just as long as he's consistent with his personality.. and seeing as how he is God and he is, was and alway will be... he probably won't go a changing on a whim.
If he did he'd probably just unleash his army of angels and start opening up some scrolls on his foes.
I definitely wouldn't mess with the second coming of Christ though...
But this is a great opportunity to explore the humanity of Jesus: Jesus was a breakable man. He was both 100% man AND 100% God but he was clearly birthed in order to die in a very human way. There were many attempts at his life but he had always managed to get away before any gangs and physical harm found him. There clearly is evidence of superhuman endurance both physically and mentally, going without food for 40 days in a desert. But there is clearly evidence that he could readily bleed and fatigue given enough violence.
If there were a person who could pull off the batman persona, one who had extensive martial arts training and pushed his body to the limits of human ability and was fueled by the brutal deaths of his two parents... I'd wager he could beat Jesus up no problem.
However, he could not kill him. No matter what he does. He'd be like the bullet dodger from Snatch. Jesus came to this world to die for the sins of the world not because Batman wants him dead. That's where that 100% God figure comes in. He is still the master and creator of this world and only he can decide whether he can die or not.
Jesus wouldn't fight back, he wouldn't be able to do any serious damage if he could but he would not die.
That's just as long as he's consistent with his personality.. and seeing as how he is God and he is, was and alway will be... he probably won't go a changing on a whim.
If he did he'd probably just unleash his army of angels and start opening up some scrolls on his foes.
I definitely wouldn't mess with the second coming of Christ though...
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