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December Maxim -- Ladies of The Apprentice (Jenn C. = OMFG HI2U!)

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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Those who got their issues will agree with me...Jenn C. looks stunning. What a rack. What a face. What an absolutely stunning creature. And Stacie J. is also surprisingly attractive (the hair down really works on her). But it's all about Jenn C...good God I wish my next girl looks like her.

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nomoment

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See, Jenn C. She wasn't that hot at first, but she seemed to get hotter and hotter as each episode passed...

It all culminated into last night's episode, where she reached ultimate levels of hotness.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Play with the numbers for the other pics. I don't feel like posting them. This thread is all about Jenn C. for me. *swoons*
 

mrmyth

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This thread is worthless with pics.


The short haired one has a man jaw, and the other looks like somebody beat the shit out of Marisa Tomei and then tried to airbrush over the damage.
 

Doth Togo

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Maria is a lesbian. She's confirmed it in some offbeat publication. Props to those who can find it. Also, PAGESIX, for whatever it's worth, says that she and Jenn C. had a few trysts while on The Apprentice.

I say, however, that they're both merely....

Attention whores.

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jenn c is the only one who deserved to be in those pics. Maria looks like a skinny man and i can't believe they let that old, saggy looking woman with the crooked nose in (the one that made fun of the little kid's haircut in the first ep)
 

ohamsie

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Is it a requirement for all women on the Apprentice show to pose in very skimpy clothes for Maxim? I believe they had something like this for the last Apprentice.

I notice the dwarfish looking redhead girl isn't in this pictorial.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
ohamsie said:
Is it a requirement for all women on the Apprentice show to pose in very skimpy clothes for Maxim? I believe they had something like this for the last Apprentice.

I notice the dwarfish looking redhead girl isn't in this pictorial.

For FHM, not Maxim. These magazines fight for these covers by offering up mad coinage.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Fifty said:
Yes, until you look at Jen C. Btw, Sandy looks hotter in the show than in these pictures, unlike Jen.

Jenn C. looks hot no matter what.
 

Fifty

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I agree, but there's a lot of improvement in these pictures, while not so much in Sandy's case. I wish Jen M was here instead of creepy Pamela.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Fifty said:
I agree, but there's a lot of improvement in these pictures, while not so much in Sandy's case. I wish Jen M was here instead of creepy Pamela.

Yeaaaahh...Pamela looks 40, but she's only 31. Seeing her in a skin tight suit running a treadmill was a sight I didn't want to see. Jenn M. is also all kinds of fine. That girl is smokin' hot too.
 
This is a huge neon sign that sandy is fired soon. It seems unlikely she'd be in this photoshoot if she was in the final 4. Jen is likely in the final 4, hence she's not here. Ivana.....well, regardless, they probably wouldn't use Ivana. Although anything would be better than scary Pam.... :D
 

Phoenix

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AlphaSnake said:
Those who got their issues will agree with me...Jenn C. looks stunning. What a rack. What a face. What an absolutely stunning creature. And Stacie J. is also surprisingly attractive (the hair down really works on her). But it's all about Jenn C...good God I wish my next girl looks like her.

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Sell your girlfriends, its all over
 

Phoenix

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Doth Togo said:
Maria is a lesbian. She's confirmed it in some offbeat publication. Props to those who can find it. Also, PAGESIX, for whatever it's worth, says that she and Jenn C. had a few trysts while on The Apprentice.

I say, however, that they're both merely....

Attention whores.

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Is it me or is that girl so flat it looks like her back goes to her knees.
 

AlphaSnake

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Mega Man's Electric Sheep said:
This is a huge neon sign that sandy is fired soon. It seems unlikely she'd be in this photoshoot if she was in the final 4. Jen is likely in the final 4, hence she's not here. Ivana.....well, regardless, they probably wouldn't use Ivana. Although anything would be better than scary Pam.... :D

How do you figure? The show was recorded earlier this Spring...all of them except for one are back leading their normal lives.
 

Memles

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Sandy/JennC deserve to be there; my new thing on the show is rooting for Sandy. Because she really hasn't done anything except wash dogs and sell wedding dresses, and her PM task went well because the other team fucked theirs up, she has skated by so easily. And she's arguably the hottest one left (Jenn's smile is so fucking weird). For all of these reasons, I'm now cheering for her. Go Sandy!
 
Jenn C is the type of girl id bang, give the right cellphone number to and Id call the next day...

the other girls are the type of girls id bang, give the wrong cellphone number too, and never call again.

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AlphaSnake said:
How do you figure? The show was recorded earlier this Spring...all of them except for one are back leading their normal lives.

Nope. The final boardroom is live. Two people are sweating it out right now. And I just think it's telling that Jen M is missing, considering how attractive she is compared to Maria and Pam.
 

Memles

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Mega Man's Electric Sheep said:
Nope. The final boardroom is live. Two people are sweating it out right now. And I just think it's telling that Jen M is missing, considering how attractive she is compared to Maria and Pam.

Or maybe as, you know, a corporate lawyer, she has moral issues.
 

AlphaSnake

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Mega Man's Electric Sheep said:
Nope. The final boardroom is live. Two people are sweating it out right now. And I just think it's telling that Jen M is missing, considering how attractive she is compared to Maria and Pam.

Ahahaha, no it isn't! It's recorded two days in advance. And it doesn't matter if it is. Once they're down to the last two Trump, George and Carolyn make them wait 4 months for the answer. Here's how it works:

Show takes 30 days to record (hope you don't believe that 15 week bullshit...)
During the 30 days, the contestants who get fired don't actually go back home. They reside in Trump Plaza until the show finishes.
Once the show is done and editing begins, they all go back home with NDAs signed so they can't speak a word to anyone.
Finally when it's down to the last 2 (as we see on TV), they are flown back to NY but only for a staged boardroom meeting. That is then recorded and aired 2 days later.

How do I know it isn't live? Last season, when Bill stepped outside to look at his new (POS) Chrysler it was raining outside. I noticed it instantly, because it didn't rain in NYC for the past 2 days. The sky was as clear as could be.
 
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