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http://allafrica.com/stories/printable/200407070035.html

300 virgins? horny demons

 

[MetatronM]

Why are people so stupid/insane?!

 

[XS+]

"They're not people Fenton, they're DEMONS."

 

[evil ways]

"They're not people Fenton, they're DEMONS."

 

[calder]

I think in this case it's less stupid and more just uneducated/superstitious.

Acting on the parents' report, the Kiboga resident district commissioner (rdc), Margaret Kasaija, ordered for the arrest of Sserunkuuma and the closure of the school until the demons would be driven out of the school. Sserunkuuma is still in detention.

"I wonder why people really acquire demons and resort to bewitching others," Kasaija lamented before she cautioned the public against acquiring demons.

Ok, that's just stupid.

 

[Willco]

This sounds like your average police report AP in America, but retarded.

 

[Buggy Loop]

"I wonder why people really acquire demons and resort to bewitching others," Kasaija lamented before she cautioned the public against acquiring demons.

Thanks for warning me about acquiring demons for my own personal goals, miss Kasaija, your advices surely has saved my own life, and 300 virgins.

 

[Willco]

... And I think we all learned something here today. Right?

 

[Buggy Loop]

Yes, that african soccer moms are insane.

 

[Alucard]

Man, Frailty was such an awesome movie.

 

[Mama Smurf]

They need:

 

[SolidSnakex]

They need:

Yah but if it's witchcraft, how will she ever beat Dark Willow?

 

[calder]

*Kendra* - I be Kendra, the Jamaican Vamp-ire Slayer!

*Africans* - What kind of fucked up accent is that!?

 

[Escape Goat]

*Kendra* - I be Kendra, the Jamaican Vamp-ire Slayer!

*Africans* - What kind of fucked up accent is that!?

LOL! Kendra rocked my world. I loved her accent.

 

[Renegade]

Prostitutes solve the case pronto :rock

 

[Dice]

And now a compeltely different worldview...

As a Christian I can't immediately disregard this. My dad was into witchcraft, in fact that is how he eventually came to Christ, then I have heard very crazy things from friends who went on missions. I do realize this may be nothing spiritual, but I really have to ask, what you guy's think this is?

The demons reportedly affected primary four, five, six and seven pupils below 12 years. When attacked, the pupils gabble and run around the compound. Others undress and foam around their mouths.

They also shake violently as if shocked by an electric current.

A great deal of kids start blitzing out and/or seizing all at once, what caused it?

If these are demons though, it's rather typical. Someone is afflicted, they perform some ritual and they leave, but everyone knows they can very well come back. Jesus explains why this is in Matthew 12, it holds people to their false practices without ever really being free from it.

 

[Willco]

And now a compeltely different worldview...

As a Christian I can't immediately disregard this. My dad was into witchcraft, in fact that is how he eventually came to Christ, then I have heard very crazy things from friends who went on missions. I do realize this may be nothing spiritual, but I really have to ask, what you guy's think this is?


A great deal of kids start blitzing out and/or seizing all at once, what caused it?

If these are demons though, it's rather typical. Someone is afflicted, they perform some ritual and they leave, but everyone knows they can very well come back. Jesus explains why this is in Matthew 12.

Someone call the Looney Bin, we've got a breakout!

 

[Suerte]

It's probably a gas leak, like on that episode of the Simpsons

 

[El Papa]

Away with thee, evil beings!

 

[demon]

sorry

 

[Travado]

sorry

Here's the monster that attacked the kids! Get that guy!

 

[Teknopathetic]

"The demons reportedly affected primary four, five, six and seven pupils below 12 years. When attacked, the pupils gabble and run around the compound. Others undress and foam around their mouths."


Sounds like your average child.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Sounds like someone didn't read the demon summoning manual all the way to the back.

 

[Drinky Crow]

A great deal of kids start blitzing out and/or seizing all at once, what caused it?

It's called people making shit up to get attention and/or feign expertise.

 

[Willco]

It's called people making shit up to get attention and/or feign expertise.

BLASPHEMY. IT IS DEMONS. THEY MUST BE DESTROYED. CONVERT NOW!