On this Christmas eve, I'm offering a prayer for all Guardians:
"Our Father, who art in Destiny, Exotics be thy name.
Level 32 will come, when the grind is done, on Crotas End as it was in Vault of Glass.
Give us this day our daily shards,
and forgive us our anger, when the Cryptarch would turn purples to blues.
Lead us not into Xur without coins, and deliver us from Bungie's next patch.
Hail Crota, full of cheese, Atheon's RNG is with thee.
Blessed is the Gjallarhorn among heavy weapons, and blessed is the fruit of its barrel - Wolfpack Rounds.
Holy Eris, mother of overpriced DLC, pray for us now and in the hour of hard mode raid."
Cheers!