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[Chrono]

LOL !

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Pitt junior Brandon Smith wanted a tattoo that proclaimed his manliness, so he decided to get the Chinese characters for “strength” and “honor” on his chest. After 20 minutes under the needle of local tattoo artist Andy Sakai, he emerged with the symbol for “small penis” embedded in his flesh.

“I had it for months before I knew what it really meant,” Smith said.

“Then I went jogging through the Carnegie Mellon campus and a group of Asian kids started laughing and calling me ‘Shorty.’ That’s when I knew something was up.”

shorty.

“I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.

ART FOR HUMANITY!

 

[Belfast]

Old, and urban legend, I think.

Though I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it actually happened a few times.

 

[Kon Tiki]

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[Chrono]

dammit.

*runs*

 

[Smiles and Cries]

yes it was too good to be true

Kerri Baker, a Carlow College freshman, paid $50 to have the symbols for “beautiful goddess” etched above her belly button, but when she went into Szechuan Express Asian Noodle Shop sporting a bare midriff, the giggling employees explained to her that the tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

“I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”

 

[Chrono]

DAMN YOU NAZ!

I was looking for this topic to GO AWAY and just when it was second to the last topic on the first page you bump it.

It would have been cool if it was true though.