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[Dan]

Mandeville's David Hoberman describes Jungle Cruise as "an adventure film with comedic elements, but its core is almost a family version of Joseph Conrad's 'Heart of Darkness,' about a group that travels upriver, in search of a significant cure." Josh Goldstein and John Norville (Tin Cup) will write the script.

:lol :lol :lol

What?! Last I checked Heart of Darkness wasn't just about a boat that goes up a river.

 

[FoneBone]

I remember Eisner saying they wouldn't make any more ride-based films after the Pirates sequels -- look what happened to that.

Anyway, I saw this coming... Are they going to try to do Space Mountain next?

 

[sc0la]

I remember Eisner saying they wouldn't make any more ride-based films after the Pirates sequels -- look what happened to that.

Anyway, I saw this coming... Are they going to try to do Space Mountain next?

Matterhorn.

Its Touching the Void meets Harry and the Hendersons

 

[Dan]

Personally, I'm pulling for Figment: The Movie!

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Personally, I'm pulling for Figment: The Movie!

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DRAGON, YOU MADE ME WASTE 15 MINUTES OF MY DAMN LIFE LISTENING TO YOUR FUCKING SONG THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN EVEN ITS A SMALL WORLD. I HATE YOU FUCKING DRAGON.

Not you Dan, that fucking dragon.

 

[ohamsie]

They totally fucked over the Figment ride at EPCOT Center. I think a Space Mountain movie could be awesome if it was treated with the same respect as Pirates was.

 

[Manabanana]

They totally fucked over the Figment ride at EPCOT Center. I think a Space Mountain movie could be awesome if it was treated with the same respect as Pirates was.

What, with Depp in space?

 

[etiolate]

family safe + heart of darkness does not compute

 

[ConfusingJazz]

family safe + heart of darkness does not compute

The heads on pikes that Kurtz used will be singing, there will be a dance while the tribe is slaughtering the elephants, and the song during the ride home will be called, "Spear in my Ass, the Horror".

Oh, and don't forget the opening number, "We're being oppressed by the white man for the good of civilization"

 

[demi]

Heart of Darkness the movie!?

SOLD



...no?