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Do people seriously use escorts?
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I presume Escorts are cheaper on the wallet 
Shogmaster
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I don't need one 'cause I know where I'm going.
norinrad21
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hehehehe oh boy
distantmantra
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How are these services legal? I always see ads for them in the back of Seattle Weekly and The Stranger, and they're blatantly offering sex in exchange for money.
videogamer
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Am I the only one who thought that the OP was talking about safety escorts on campus because of the thread title?
Yeah, in fact, you're never supposed to exchange money or even say anything when money is around. It's weird. I just don't get it.
We have a boss at my store that uses them regularly and he says they charge like $200/hr or a $1,000 a night. What the hell? You can get some chick or yourself liquored up beyond belief for half that and have the whole night left.
Lame.
We have a boss at my store that uses them regularly and he says they charge like $200/hr or a $1,000 a night. What the hell? You can get some chick or yourself liquored up beyond belief for half that and have the whole night left.
Lame.
Naked Snake
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I thought escorts were for fat people.
DaCocoBrova
Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
Yes they do... This phone rings on average about 8 times an hour, all tricks.
The majority of clients are Asian businessmen actually. They *love* Black women... Here at least.
There are also a bunch of shy men out there... Some very kinky ones as well, who prefer Greek and a bunch of other stuff I probably shouldn't share (here).
The majority of clients are Asian businessmen actually. They *love* Black women... Here at least.
There are also a bunch of shy men out there... Some very kinky ones as well, who prefer Greek and a bunch of other stuff I probably shouldn't share (here).
dskillzhtown
keep your strippers out of my American football
Let's see, I can find a drunk fat chick or pay XXX dollars to sleep with a woman who looks like a model and will do things only seen in porno movies. Yeah, a drunk fat chick is the better option.
i have nothing against fat chicks as people, but they're really bottom of ladder when it comes to sex partners in a sober situation. Even the cute ones, it's just too much to work with.
But if i'm fucked, sometimes a fat girl is the only way to go. It's good to have something to hold on to.
But if i'm fucked, sometimes a fat girl is the only way to go. It's good to have something to hold on to.
You should she the prostitution in foreign countries. Japan has massage palors w/ happy endings, Singapore has the four floors of whores (and also some "lady boyz"...you have been warned), Guam, Korea, Australia all have brothels and I've seen their strip dancers turn tricks too.
I've seen a few window parlors in some of those countries too.
I've seen a few window parlors in some of those countries too.
chocoholic
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I would never mind having a prostitute for the night, I bet they provide some very kinky sex
The one advantage a prostitute, escort, masseuse, or dominatrix would have is experience. But the threat of disease (somewhat less prevalent with the latter two), combined with the fact that i have to pay several times more than i would if i just picked up a girl at a bar makes it not worth the bother for me.chocoholic said:I would never mind having a prostitute for the night, I bet they provide some very kinky sex
On a somewhat related note, what's the attraction to strip clubs? Art classes have pretty much killed my intererst in simply seeing women naked. Lap dances... please. i'm paying for a tease? Some guys from work were talking about going to see one of our coworkers who moonlights as a stripper (she's hot by backwoods country standards), and i might go just for the hell of it.
Is it one of those things you have to experience to understand and enjoy?
Warm Machine
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Art class and strippers are 2 totally differn't things. Posing in a chair, on a stool or on the ground is quite a change from them gyrating, humping, and getting down on all fours and sliding a hand between their legs. Blatant sexuality is the key.
Let it be known that american strip clubs, at least the ones I know about, are weak in comparison to Canadian ones. Full nuditity and duo action in Canada.
Let it be known that american strip clubs, at least the ones I know about, are weak in comparison to Canadian ones. Full nuditity and duo action in Canada.
LinesInTheSand
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WTF? You run an escort service?DaCocoBrova said:
DaCocoBrova
Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
*whistles*
Actually no, but I 'lean' on them quite heavily...
Funny thing is, many, if not most women do exactly what whores do, only there's no exchange of money.
i was a bit vague in my post. Art class (more spefically, an art major) led to friends of friends, and eventually friends, who were nudists, fetishists, simply extremely open sexually, etc. Sex instantly became a much more casual event than before i went, and i got extremely jaded.Warm Machine said:
But yeah, i can understand the blatant sexuality bit -- i've fallen prey to it too many times, especially when alcohol is involved.
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nitewulf said:
thats what I thought till this European guest stripper turned up at the one we were at and crammed a dildo up her butt right in front of me.
but mostly they suck yes.
The ones here all have a brothel attached, so you supposedly get horney, then go down stairs and waste another hundred bucks.
chocoholic
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picking up a girl from a bar and a prostitiute are the same thing. You get sex without having to go through a whole relationship.aoi tsuki said:
DjangoReinhardt
Thinks he should have been the one to kill Batman's parents.
aoi tsuki said:
Every guy should have a rough idea of their cost basis per unit of pussy.
I know a few top 50 business types at work that always get uber-hot high-class escorts for big black-tie dinners, theres nothing wrong with that at all.
Attractive female company, jealousy from others, sex at the end of the night - its a damn good idea imo if you're single and could use a trophy dinner date.
Attractive female company, jealousy from others, sex at the end of the night - its a damn good idea imo if you're single and could use a trophy dinner date.
I would've looked down on people who got escorts when I was young, highly religious, needed to exude an aura of machismo, and easily bought into the 'societal' mode of thinking.
Although I doubt I'd purchase the services of an escort, their virtues are becoming more and more readily apparent to me.
1) You don't have to listen to their bitching and whining, and they won't complain about how you don't wine and dine them. You give her money for GUARANTEED sex instead of hoping that that steak and lobster has made her horny.
2) Most men are getting WHAT THEY WANT upfront without a veneer of dishonesty covering their intentions. They don't have to pretend their halfway interested in the girl's personality and act like they really wanted to go out on dates. Money for sex, sex for money.
3) Businessmen have their needs and they're often so busy, a wife would be pointless. Why pay for someone who you're never going to have time to fuck? She'll probably be fucking the neighborhood while you're away anyhow. At least you won't have any attachments to the escort and illegitimate children...
4) They actually leave when you ask them to and don't 'mark their territory,' so they can move in later.
5) The performance initiative. You won't care how you perform because she's nobody you care to impress, so your mind won't have performance anxiety. That'll probably let you enjoy the sex a lot more... Physically at least.
There are some other reasons, but those are good enough for me... But even with that said, I'd rather get with someone I know.
Although I doubt I'd purchase the services of an escort, their virtues are becoming more and more readily apparent to me.
1) You don't have to listen to their bitching and whining, and they won't complain about how you don't wine and dine them. You give her money for GUARANTEED sex instead of hoping that that steak and lobster has made her horny.
2) Most men are getting WHAT THEY WANT upfront without a veneer of dishonesty covering their intentions. They don't have to pretend their halfway interested in the girl's personality and act like they really wanted to go out on dates. Money for sex, sex for money.
3) Businessmen have their needs and they're often so busy, a wife would be pointless. Why pay for someone who you're never going to have time to fuck? She'll probably be fucking the neighborhood while you're away anyhow. At least you won't have any attachments to the escort and illegitimate children...
4) They actually leave when you ask them to and don't 'mark their territory,' so they can move in later.
5) The performance initiative. You won't care how you perform because she's nobody you care to impress, so your mind won't have performance anxiety. That'll probably let you enjoy the sex a lot more... Physically at least.
There are some other reasons, but those are good enough for me... But even with that said, I'd rather get with someone I know.
chocoholic
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Yeah, I agree, unless you're looking for a long term relationship.kevm3 said:
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yeah I'm curious too.... I mean even if you say it bluntly she can just go "wtf I'm not a prostitute" and then you're really fucked.
chocoholic said:
There's still the problem of STDs. I mean even if you check yourself the next day there's still stuff like AIDS.... Can you really "stop" it if it's early? is it even detectable? I'm not sure and it really would not be worth it to try.
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