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[Explosive Zombie]

I liken ASMR to porn, most of it is just disgusting. I like a few but they're usually ones where the person isn't just trying to make gross noises with their mouth, stuff like someone reading a story but relatively softly or something like that. These ones that are like over the top ridiculous are kinda like how all the porn you see online now is so gonzo and real and there's less regular porn like in the '90s. It's all for people who have been over stimulated and burned their brain out.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I don't. I hate it even more after watching this video:



That is some super creepy shit.

The guy that made the video is funny though.

That shit is fucking gross.

 

[Silent Duck]

I don't. I hate it even more after watching this video:



That is some super creepy shit.

The guy that made the video is funny though.

Well, we found our next horror movie franchise.
It’s about creepy ass kids making grotesque noises that drive sane people crazy. Only pedos are immune.

The movie will be titled “ASM Arrrrghhh” and It will star Kevin Spacey and Lena Dunham as two pedos making their way through an apocalyptic world full of kids making chewing noises. Directed by Roman Polanski.

 

[Durask]

Never get it from the videos but I do get it in RL sometimes - when a client has a particular type of droning voice and can go on forever about things...

 

[EverydayBeast]

Flat out stupid. The idea of this being a thing is just...

(and yes I'm putting my take-away from this thread in .gif form)

 

[Soleil rouge]

Here's a good ASMR gameplay vid.

 

[BigBooper]

No. It's super weird.

 

[Cravis]

Here's a good ASMR gameplay vid.

Yes! Youngprince ASMR is awesome. He seems like a genuinely chill dude too. Not some fake persona that a lot of these ASMRists put on.

 

[Kadayi]

For some reason can’t post twitter links from my phone but her boyfriend she just hooked up with in the past month broke the news. Now someone is calling him out for calling 911 then bolting for the paramedics and her dad to find her.

Shame. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Damn, she was always a bit of a nutcase, but she did some good ASMR beyond the banana stuff.

 

[pochi]

I get it, but can't explain it. It's real weird when I think about it, a bunch of people making noises into metal sound receptors and uploading it online so people can hear it. It feels like your brain is orgasming. Probably has roots in biology where primates scratch eachother, idk.

also, PMW is awesome

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

I guess I'm not wired for it cause I find this ASMR shit so cringey. And kinda off-putting. The sound of that moist *schlock* *schlock* whispery mouth noise is ughh.

 

[pochi]

I guess I'm not wired for it cause I find this ASMR shit so cringey. And kinda off-putting. The sound of that moist *schlock* *schlock* whispery mouth noise is ughh.

MOIST SCHLOCK

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

MOIST SCHLOCK

Hahahaha I legit laughed out loud

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I get it, but can't explain it. It's real weird when I think about it, a bunch of people making noises into metal sound receptors and uploading it online so people can hear it. It feels like your brain is orgasming. Probably has roots in biology where primates scratch eachother, idk.

also, PMW is awesome

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[Tesseract]

brap this one is for you blat blat blat

 

[brap]

brap this one is for you blat blat blat

She cute doe. I want her to scratch me with her nails.

 

[CyberPanda]

She cute doe. I want her to scratch me with her nails.

Which part of your body do you want her to scratch?

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Ownage]

I wonder how many ppl enjoy listening to ASMR farts.

 

[pochi]

I wonder how many ppl enjoy listening to ASMR farts.

That's a thing? I'm not surprised though.

 

[Bullet Club]

I wonder how many ppl enjoy listening to ASMR farts.

Silent but cringy.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

New cringe thread?

 

[H4ze]

ASMR doesn't give me shit, but if the porn has no sound, I am out.

 

[VGEsoterica]

Def dislike ASMR. I tried to convince my wife it's just popular because hot women do it. She didn't believe me so I searched it on YouTube. Top hits all barely dressed women.

I hate whispering in general lol

 

[Elcid]

I dont care for ASMR.

But I do like Bellabrookz's, uh , body of work.

ASMR to me is the dumbest/creepiest thing, although I agree...her body of work...is quite visually appealing.

 

[Mamofish]

Unintentional ASMR is my go to if I need to relax. Here's one of my classics:

 

[Bullet Club]

1.8m views for an old man sucking on a lollipop.

 

[DESTROYA]

Only time I like hearing whispering is when a hot chick talks dirty directly in my ear.

 

[Stitch]

 

[Amory]

No. I find it all extremely annoying.

 

[Ownage]

I wanna watch ppl respond to ASMR farts. The juicy liquid ones after some refried beans with cheese, or Indian food.

 

[Bullet Club]

I like this one. Not the ASMR aspect of it though, just the dog eating weird stuff.

 

[Javthusiast]

I like this one. Not the ASMR aspect of it though, just the dog eating weird stuff.

I've been watching her videos for a while now, simply because doggo is hella cute.

 

[Kadayi]

I've been watching her videos for a while now, simply because doggo is hella cute.

If you like that you'll probably like this. Not really ASMR, but just funny to watch.



Rabbit gets loads of views..

Best videos are the one like this where he's sleeping and they surround him with stuff, so he wakes up and is like 'time to get my eat on' : -



Also sleep pooper

 

[Bullet Club]

Rabbit gets loads of views.

As it should.

Cute animal ASMR is alright.

 

[Cunth]

i reckon i could listen to the engine of an LFA for a few hours

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Coolwhhip]

It was a lot better a few years ago. Now every onlyfans whore does it, it's harder to find actually good ones.

 

[Bullet Club]

Updated the OP, a different source for the Wubby video has been added. And it's still fucking horrible.

 

[Raven117]

It is rage inducing to me

 

[CloudNull]

I love it but you have to get out of the THOT verse for quality stuff.

ASMR cooking is the most relaxing shit ever especially while high. Check out AlmazanKitchen. Dude cooks everything in nature with very little modern tools.

 

[teezzy]

More than I'd legally care to admit

 

[INC]

No, but I watch like blacksmithing in bed to fall asleep, or woodwork etc

If that counts

 

[GeorgPrime]

I don't. I hate it even more after watching this video:



That is some super creepy shit.

The guy that made the video is funny though.

i dont even understant that shit and gives me just nothing. If you want to listen sounds listen to raindrops while trying to sleep

 

[HawksWinStanley]

I like the idea of ASMR if that makes sense, but it doesn't do anything for me. I don't understand how people get "tingles" from it. I've tried it a couple times and it's kind of relaxing I guess.

 

[Collete]

I get "tingles".... but so much so that my whole body just twitches as if it's being violently tickled and/or stabbed, that I don't enjoy it.
I like lesser forms of ASMR like what Miracle Forest and New Bliss does that doesn't destroy me, but still puts me into a nice soundscape

Example from Miracle Forest:



Example from New Bliss

 

[Pejo]

I've tried a bunch of these. The only ones that give me chills are the ones that simulate a haircut with trimmers.

 

[raduque]

I hate ASMR, it's fucking awful and it upsets me.

But, I don't care that people do it, or that people listen to it. Whatever floats your boat.

 

[teezzy]

I'd much rather watch asmr than wubby

 

[kingwingin]

Asmr floral foam is next level