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Do you pee in swimming pools?
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I pee directly on participants of the pool activity.
West Texas CEO
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That you, R. Kelly?
TintoConCasera
I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
No, but only because I don't know how to swim.
Tams
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A serious reply:
No, and doing so is vile and selfish. Just because there is chlorine or salt in there to counter it, does not mean you should.
In fact, one of the reasons I stopped pool swimming was because I was paying silly money to swim in other people's piss and sweat.
No, and doing so is vile and selfish. Just because there is chlorine or salt in there to counter it, does not mean you should.
In fact, one of the reasons I stopped pool swimming was because I was paying silly money to swim in other people's piss and sweat.
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What's in the Water at Some of Las Vegas' Most Popular Pool Clubs?
“It's kind of similar to swimming in a toilet,” a Columbia University microbiologist says of one of the pool's test results.
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TintoConCasera
I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
RagnarokIV
Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
Everytime. I go out of my way to force out farts and wee wee while I'm in a swimming pool.
One time in school swimming class I forced a fart too hard and a bit of shit came out. I panicked because it would end my rep there and then.
Luckily I'm a good bullshitter (and a normal shitter) so I saw the kid in the other class from the year (who had downsyndrome). Instantly I deflected it "did you see that - he just shit in the pool?" dull cunts believed it and he took the abuse, it was open season back then on disabled kids.
One time in school swimming class I forced a fart too hard and a bit of shit came out. I panicked because it would end my rep there and then.
Luckily I'm a good bullshitter (and a normal shitter) so I saw the kid in the other class from the year (who had downsyndrome). Instantly I deflected it "did you see that - he just shit in the pool?" dull cunts believed it and he took the abuse, it was open season back then on disabled kids.
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Big Baller
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What's in the Water at Some of Las Vegas' Most Popular Pool Clubs?
“It's kind of similar to swimming in a toilet,” a Columbia University microbiologist says of one of the pool's test results.
Shit particles, semen, piss, blood.
Musashipan
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I don't frequent public swimming pools
Not tons amounts of chlorine would make me
Not tons amounts of chlorine would make me
badblue
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Fun Fact: The smell at indoor pools is the chlorine and urine reacting.
I only pee in lakes, rivers and oceans.
I only pee in lakes, rivers and oceans.
Trogdor1123
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I was going to post exactly this. The stronger the smell, the more peeFun Fact: The smell at indoor pools is the chlorine and urine reacting.
I only pee in lakes, rivers and oceans.
Venom Snake
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IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
I actually absorb swimming pools into my urethra using a carefully orchestrated series of pelvic floor muscle movements.
analog_future
Resident Crybaby
no. only poop
ConkerTheSquirrel.
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My intrusive thoughts would win before I even step foot in a pool.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
You pee in poop?
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