Do you pee in swimming pools?

Well, do ya?

  • Every chance I get

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • No!

    Votes: 11 52.4%

  • Total voters
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A serious reply:

No, and doing so is vile and selfish. Just because there is chlorine or salt in there to counter it, does not mean you should.

In fact, one of the reasons I stopped pool swimming was because I was paying silly money to swim in other people's piss and sweat.
 
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Everytime. I go out of my way to force out farts and wee wee while I'm in a swimming pool.

One time in school swimming class I forced a fart too hard and a bit of shit came out. I panicked because it would end my rep there and then.
Luckily I'm a good bullshitter (and a normal shitter) so I saw the kid in the other class from the year (who had downsyndrome). Instantly I deflected it "did you see that - he just shit in the pool?" dull cunts believed it and he took the abuse, it was open season back then on disabled kids.
 
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Shat in a pool once when I was a kid. It was quite solid, so I hooked it out of my trunks and set it floating in the gutter that ran around the edge of the pool.
 
I actually absorb swimming pools into my urethra using a carefully orchestrated series of pelvic floor muscle movements.
 
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