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[N0S]

The Lunch Legend

 

[Bring Back Scalebound]

I pee directly on participants of the pool activity.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

I pee directly on participants of the pool activity.

That you, R. Kelly?

 

[TintoConCasera]

No, but only because I don't know how to swim.

 

[Tams]

A serious reply:

No, and doing so is vile and selfish. Just because there is chlorine or salt in there to counter it, does not mean you should.

In fact, one of the reasons I stopped pool swimming was because I was paying silly money to swim in other people's piss and sweat.

 

[Durien]

What's in the Water at Some of Las Vegas' Most Popular Pool Clubs?

“It's kind of similar to swimming in a toilet,” a Columbia University microbiologist says of one of the pool's test results.

www.insideedition.com

 

[Vyse]

Just did a minute ago in the resort pool.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Just did a minute ago in the resort pool.

They are calling.

Spoiler

 

[RagnarokIV]

Everytime. I go out of my way to force out farts and wee wee while I'm in a swimming pool.

One time in school swimming class I forced a fart too hard and a bit of shit came out. I panicked because it would end my rep there and then.
Luckily I'm a good bullshitter (and a normal shitter) so I saw the kid in the other class from the year (who had downsyndrome). Instantly I deflected it "did you see that - he just shit in the pool?" dull cunts believed it and he took the abuse, it was open season back then on disabled kids.

 

[N0S]

What's in the Water at Some of Las Vegas' Most Popular Pool Clubs?

“It's kind of similar to swimming in a toilet,” a Columbia University microbiologist says of one of the pool's test results.

www.insideedition.com

Shit particles, semen, piss, blood.

 

[calistan]

Shat in a pool once when I was a kid. It was quite solid, so I hooked it out of my trunks and set it floating in the gutter that ran around the edge of the pool.

 

[Musashipan]

I don't frequent public swimming pools
Not tons amounts of chlorine would make me

 

[badblue]

Fun Fact: The smell at indoor pools is the chlorine and urine reacting.

I only pee in lakes, rivers and oceans.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Fun Fact: The smell at indoor pools is the chlorine and urine reacting.

I only pee in lakes, rivers and oceans.

I was going to post exactly this. The stronger the smell, the more pee

 

[Venom Snake]

 

[SJRB]

You guys only pee in swimming pools?

 

[IntentionalPun]

I actually absorb swimming pools into my urethra using a carefully orchestrated series of pelvic floor muscle movements.

 

[analog_future]

no. only poop

 

[ReBurn]

Every chance I get. Sometimes it's the only reason I visit hotels.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

My intrusive thoughts would win before I even step foot in a pool.

 

[IntentionalPun]

no. only poop

You pee in poop?