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[Eiknarf]

Do you pee in the shower?

 

[Dacvak]

Not often but I’ve done it before. The trick is to aim right into the drain.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Yes, most of the times.

 

[Nester99]

No, i pee in the thing designed for Pee that is sitting right beside the shower.

 

[Fbh]

I used too but the drainage in the place I'm renting now is too slow and I don't want to be standing in my pee

 

[Chuck Berry]

If it happens it happens

 

[Spukc]

Jesus fuck what kind of maniac does this? It’s the room you use soap.

Do you piss and shit in your bed?

What the fuck is happening with people in 2024???

 

[ssringo]

Not usually but if I'm showering with my girl I'll pee on her just because I can. She has no clue.

 

[willothedog]

Of course, it makes our watersports sessions less messy.

 

[Outlier]

Yes, because it all goes to the same place. Besides, what washes off our body is dirtier than what comes out of our crotch holes.

 

[Doom85]

 

[bender]

No, i pee in the thing designed for Pee that is sitting right beside the shower.

The sink?

 

[IntentionalPun]

No,, sickos.

I do pee in the tub when taking a bath, obviously.

 

[Bring Back Scalebound]

Yeah, if I need to.
Then I wash my feet and peepee again.

 

[Days like these...]

I'm just here wondering how this isn't a West Texas CEO thread?

 

[T4keD0wN]

Anyone voting yes:

On second though, ignore that, its preferable if you dont.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Anyone voting yes:

It's clinically proven to kill fungus.

 

[Dacvak]

Not usually but if I'm showering with my girl I'll pee on her just because I can. She has no clue.

My friend turned this into a game called “pee or fib”

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm just here wondering how this isn't a West Texas CEO thread?

my threads are tasteful, though.

 

[Highway Star]

No, and I've never masturbated ever.
Not even once.

 

[BlackTron]

You mean there are people who don't? I can't imagine waiting until I get out of the shower just to pee and use even more water to dispose of it lol

 

[Rentahamster]

Of course not, I pee in the wood shavings.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Jesus fuck what kind of maniac does this? It’s the room you use soap.

Do you piss and shit in your bed?

What the fuck is happening with people in 2024???

We have been peeing in the showers for ages actually. It's more common than you think. It's a normal body reaction. Relax.

 

[bender]

my threads are tasteful, though.

Do you drink your pee? thread incoming.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Do you drink you pee? thread incoming.

For the record, I don't drink pee, but I do drink bath water.

 

[Muffdraul]

Hell no, the shower is meant to be a place of cleanliness, I would never pee in there.

I just piss on my kitchen floor, since it's always filthy anyway.

 

[Alebrije]

Pee on showers? That is disgusting.....for this reason are the pools...

 

[Eiknarf]

You mean there are people who don't? I can't imagine waiting until I get out of the shower just to pee and use even more water to dispose of it lol

Interesting. Then it must also save wear and tear on all the toilet bowl parts!!!

Money saved! Plumber service needed less frequently

Peeing in the shower saves money AND is good for the environment

 

[Rockondevil]

Yes, every time.

 

[badblue]

Anyone voting yes:

Sure. The water is not pooling in the bottom of the shower so any urine expelled will go down the drain with out contacting me. If I do happen to get any on my skin, there's already amble water and soap near by to wash myself. Which was what I was going to be doing anyways.

It's just pee. I've been exposed to worse.

 

[*Nightwing]

Only when showering with someone

 

[tamago84]

lets take it up a notch- did anyone #2 in the shower (not me)

 

[BlackTron]

Hell no, the shower is meant to be a place of cleanliness, I would never pee in there.

Absolutely nothing compared to the never ending-fight against mold. Sometimes I even take down my entire shower curtain just so the entire thing can join a tub full of bleach water. And I'm worried about pee? Please.

My recommendation to people worried about cleanliness: get perfectly clean in the shower, then immediately thereafter get piss splatter on your legs and touch the toilet bowl handle. You are welcome.

 

[Bloobs]

Yes, most of the times.

I bet you serve some good cocktails

 

[TintoConCasera]

Yes, many times. Love taking a pee in my shower, which is in my house which is in my land. I feel like a king.

I also do it on the bidet, which stays in that gray area between legal and illegal.

 

[BigDeadFreak]

I pee in your shower.

 

[adamsapple]

Thank you for keeping the results anonymous

 

[RagnarokIV]

Everytime. Save water, save time. Win-Win.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I pee in the shower even when im not showering

 

[IntentionalPun]

When I wake up in the middle of the night to pee I often have to use our shower. I have to spray the walls down afterwards.

Otherwise I’d have to do a handstand to pee in the toilet if you know what I mean.

 

[Musashipan]

Yes

 

[Putonahappyface]

No defecation option whilst in the shower?

 

[Jsisto]

Typically no, but once in a blue moon I will. Let me tell you, I always feel like I was elected king of the universe when I do. All shall bow before my mighty stream and despair. I can’t do it often because I would become an unstoppable force of nature.

 

[The Fartist]

Missing option: Yes, always.

 

[BearNecessity]

No I have a normal bladder.

 

[Valedix]

No defecation option whilst in the shower?

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Mossybrew]

News flash op, everybody pees in the shower. I wouldnt trust anyone who thought they were too good to pee in the shower.

 

[OneBigPuss]

There is no better feeling than after a workout, taking a shower and piss out what you were drinking between sets.

 

[RavageX]

Jesus fuck what kind of maniac does this? It’s the room you use soap.

Do you piss and shit in your bed?

What the fuck is happening with people in 2024???

This made me laugh out loud.