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[NecrosaroIII]

I've been using a speed stick, but it's not the best. I was thinking about using specialized deoderants. Any recommendations?

 

[Taxexemption]

Pretty sure there are estrogen in deodorant, and other potential health hazards. I use deodorant but I avoid applying it to my balls. I just try to keep my balls clean and wear clothing appropriate to the situation so I don't sweat too much.

 

[Richard Packer]

I've been using a speed stick

I heard that about you.

 

[haxan7]

Maybe wash your fucking balls properly so you don't have to cover up their putrid odor with perfumes?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Maybe wash your fucking balls properly so you don't have to cover up their putrid odor with perfumes?

I live in a hot area and I'm a bigger dude. No amount of scrubbing can prevent ball sweat my man.

 

[Nester99]

None of this is normal.

 

[MaestroMike]

nah thats super weird I just pat it down with a moist paper towel and hit it with a lot of sand

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

Nah. I heard the musky odor drives women insane.

 

[Goro Majima]

I've thought about doing this before.

It's not even my balls so much as the crease where my pelvis and upper thigh meet. That's just sweat city right there.

 

[Mistershine.]

Y'all motherfuckers is gross, get you some quality moisture wicking grundies FFS.

 

[V4skunk]

Don't wear deodorant.
Use real quality aftershave.
Fuck the chemicals.

 

[Foamy]

Send Richard Packer a couple pics of your sweaty balls so he can assess the situation. He's the closest thing to a physician we have.

 

[dorkimoe]

Ball Deodorants Are a Thing, and Should Be in Every Guy’s Dopp Kit

Say goodbye to chafing.

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I used number 1 and then someone else had a menthol one.

 

[GAMETA]

My lower body does sweat but deodorant for the balls? Wth.

Do you shower daily, op? That's a necessary thing, you know.

 

[BigBooper]

No, I just manspread them to keep dry.

 

[Jeeves]

Um...I would have never considered it.

Are you implying that people can smell your balls through your clothes just by standing near you?

 

[DESTROYA]

????

Maybe try some baby powder that doesn't smell like baby powder like gold bond ultimate comfort body powder

 

[TaySan]

Nah i wash them properly.

 

[highrider]

This reminds me of the Army when I made E-5 and had to kind walk the new recruits through procedures. You'd get guys that had never done a load of laundry in their life. You washed this? Yeah! Did you use detergent? Blank expression

 

[appaws]

Wtf?

 

[highrider]

See the Dr. Squatch soap ads perform a valuable service. The OP needs to be educated about these harmful chemicals

 

[888]

Give them a good wash, blow dry the area completely dry. Then you good fam.

If you don't have a blow dryer spread your ass cheeks and let your balls hang in front of a fan for a while.

Can't let them stay moist.

 

[Tesseract]

take a shower every day, use soap

grats

 

[cormack12]

 

[Mistake]

Soap? Deodorant? What is this, the dark ages? We have technology.

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[kingwingin]

Maybe use antiperspirant rather than deoderant

 

[TheWanderingOgre]

Shower daily.
Shave your balls.
Apply specialized creams if need be.

Deodorant down there doesnt seem a smart decision, OP. I dunno, maybe special deo or all natural, chem free deodorant?

You want to keep those balls healthy and going strong so take care what you are doing.

 

[brap]

People always doing weird shit these days I swear. What's next? Asshole deodorant? Your asshole doesn't smell flowery enough?

 

[Mistershine.]

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Soap? Deodorant? What is this, the dark ages? We have technology.

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I Kind of want to see it in action, but on the other hand, I never want to see it in action.

 

[Richard Packer]

Send Richard Packer a couple pics of your sweaty balls so he can assess the situation. He's the closest thing to a physician we have.

Keep them coming boys.

 

[HellforLeather]

Nah. I heard the musky odor drives women insane.

I had a friend in high school that legitimately thought this was true (at least when it came to not using deodorant). He was a lonely person.

 

[Cato]

I've been using a speed stick, but it's not the best. I was thinking about using specialized deoderants. Any recommendations?

Mineral Turpentine will clean them good.
Also has the added benefit that it really dries out the skin so you won;t sweat anymore.

 

[Foamy]

What's next? Asshole deodorant? Your asshole doesn't smell flowery enough?

They make that?! What a time to be alive.

 

[DJR]

 

[ForestVSea]

No way, we already use too many products/chemicals on our bodies, and we wash way too much

 

[Starlight Lotice]

OP, was this you years ago?

Good to know you found one that could finally make them smell nicer.

 

[Stouffers]

Nah i wash them properly.

 

[Cunth]

i can imagine the dried up cum on ops balls

 

[Elcid]

I've thought about doing this before.

It's not even my balls so much as the crease where my pelvis and upper thigh meet. That's just sweat city right there.

My wife hates if my balls aren't musky. Not even joking.

 

[appaws]

Shower daily.
Shave your balls.
Apply specialized creams if need be.

Deodorant down there doesnt seem a smart decision, OP. I dunno, maybe special deo or all natural, chem free deodorant?

You want to keep those balls healthy and going strong so take care what you are doing.

Shave your balls? C'mon son...you ancestors would be ashamed of you.

 

[Compsiox]

Joke thread?

 

[Elcid]

People always doing weird shit these days I swear. What's next? Asshole deodorant? Your asshole doesn't smell flowery enough?

I know that strippers literally baby wipe and perfume their assholes to get that magic smell of theirs.

 

[Stouffers]

My wife hates if my balls aren't musky. Not even joking.

Your wife sounds gross.

 

[Elcid]

Your wife sounds gross.

She can be...she can be.

 

[Lionel Richie]

 

[Neolombax]

I just leave them be, wash them appropriately and dry them.

This is the first time I've heard about applying deodorant to said ball sack. It's abnormal to me.

 

[Plies]

I only use a squeeze of lime.

 

[GymWolf]

Sometimes i just put some talc powder when i feel still wet from the shower.

 

[hard_boiled]

 

[Shaqazooloo]

I've recently started using Manscaped. I didn't know Ball Deodorant was a thing before getting it. It's not bad, although it's the first time I've ever done it so kind of weird to get used to.