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[Escape Goat]

I, of course, mean if you are using an indoor tanning bed. I know you are supposed to seeing how concentrated UV rays into your sensitive organs may meet with unfortunate side ffects but I really dont want to look like a racoon either.

 

[demi]

I tan naked.

You?

 

[Escape Goat]

Thats hot, demi. Tell me more.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

not goggles. Wear these:

 

[Escape Goat]

Where does one get those? My local friendly Wal Mart perhaps?

 

[demi]

Thats hot, demi. Tell me more.

I play with myself.

 

[Loki]

not goggles. Wear these:

Poor guy didn't even know that Ninja Scooter had snuck into his tanning booth to snap pics so that he could masturbate to them later. For shame, Piston...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Poor guy didn't even know that Ninja Scooter had snuck into his tanning booth to snap pics so that he could masturbate to them later. For shame, Piston...

thats me.

 

[DMczaf]

Poor guy didn't even know that Ninja Scooter had snuck into his tanning booth to snap pics so that he could masturbate to them later. For shame, Piston...

What's scary is that it looks like Ninja Scooter took that pic while riding on top of him it seems :O

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

People still go to tanning beds?

 

[Escape Goat]

i have some pictures coming up and want to get some color in time. Tanning beds scare me and I've never been. :x

 

[demi]

I will rub cocoa butter on your butt.

 

[Escape Goat]

Jeez, demi. You certainly are insatiable.

 

[demi]

I was just joking, go rub your own butt.

 

[Escape Goat]

Its okay, your secret is safe with me. *wink*

 

[Loki]

thats me.

Hah, silly rabbit-- I knew you'd say that. But the fact is that people who look like that don't run away from emaciated homeless men.

 

[cubicle47b]

Hah, silly rabbit-- I knew you'd say that. But the fact is that people who look like that don't run away from emaciated homeless men.

You're right, they kill homeless men and then try to feed kittens to ATMs.

 

[Mupepe]

I don't tan Hehe, being hispanic has saved me from that.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

If you do that, you'll look like Brian Williams.

 

[Koshiba]

Only in the tanning bed. (During winter, I had to go to the tanning bed for the first time. ) Though my first time in a tanning bed kinda creeped me out. I kept thinking I was in an alien space ship and that any minute aliens were going to do weird experiments on me. Though maybe I've seen too much hentai. :lol I think it's fine to not wear goggle things or anything like that when just laying out in the sun.

 

[teiresias]

Any tanning place will sell those goggle-thingys to you. Your eyelids don't tan anyway so there's no point in not wearing them, definately beats a burned out cornia.

I actually only use tanning beds in the summer. Seems odd I know, but I don't tan by using the sun at all, I only burn, the only way I can tan is to get into a tanning bed. I don't go during the winter at all because I personally think it looks unnatural to have a tan during the winter months.

 

[Baconäger]

not goggles. Wear these:

Yep. I wear those and a sock.

 

[Ferny84]

WOULD COINS WORK?