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[Matlock]

http://www.theiowachannel.com/news/5009421/detail.html

Students and the teacher said a confrontation happened Tuesday night when a group came by his house to engage in a traditional high school prank -- putting toilet paper on his property.

"We were all TPing and stuff and a bunch of kids went to his house. And he came from a neighbor's yard with a sword and was chasing after everybody and hit a kid's hand," said Matt Phannes, a student.

What the fuck?

 

[cvxfreak]

Who the fuck would wanna waste their time dealing with teachers outside the classroom. Seriously. (unless they're cool)

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

Did he take the kid's hand off? That would be fricken awesome.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Is this what the teacher looked like?

 

[King Jippo]

Is this what the teacher looked like?

No, this is what he looked like:

 

[Ecrofirt]

I think you missed the point of my joke.

 

[bjork]

No, this is what he looked like:

 

[King Jippo]

I think you missed the point of my joke.

no I got it. that was that dude who chased after the cops in chainmail & a mace & sword a few weeks back, right?

i just wanted to post a pic of Conan

 

[J2 Cool]

So they didn't have sex afterward?

 

[Kenobi]

I think this is how it went down.

 

[methodman]

revolution time, BABY

 

[aoi tsuki]

No, this is what he looked like:

i never realized how mastubatory that shot looks. That is NOT how you hold a sword.

 

[J2 Cool]

i never realized how mastubatory that shot looks. That is NOT how you hold a sword.

Too strong a pump action "My HAND!"

 

[Callo Merlose]

Damned little bastards. It's unfortunate he only nipped one. Should've done the Z mark. or D fo DRAMA.

 

[DarienA]

The student who was hurt was not seriously injured.

So it wasn't a sharp sword... but the guy got arrested? WTF?

 

[pnjtony]

That's really funny because my acting teacher had a sword as well.

 

[Doth Togo]

 

[Teknopathetic]

There are two teachers you don't fuck with. Theater teacher and mathematics teachers. They're both fucking wingnut batshit.

 

[themadcowtipper]

Bah has GAF jadded me so much, I thought this thread was about a teacher sexin up a student...I was dissappointed

 

[Tsubaki]

Bah has GAF jadded me so much, I thought this thread was about a teacher sexin up a student...I was dissappointed

Uh... that was the point.