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drunk thread again
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luckyboyceo
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You would do well at the cuff amiright Mac?
freenudemacusers
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next drunkgaf meet should there imo
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'm like Dennis in that episode of sunny where they turn the bar gay. I'm in it for the attention.
I never get hit on, and it lowers my self esteem.
Bam Bam Baklava
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You wanna talk about lowered self esteem. I thought I was making good progress with a girl in my class, we talked a number of times and I figured okay maybe this will work but then today I see her with the sexiest guy I've seen. He had the hair, the tan, the body, the gorgeous eyes, and the style. He was sweeping her off her feet and it was over for your boy style fox.
Luckily I never simp so it was just another shrug worthy event.
Luckily I never simp so it was just another shrug worthy event.
I feel great. EvertythkngZ going to be O.K.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yeb3q5nqWA&sns=em
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yeb3q5nqWA&sns=em
Sent from my iPhone
Well, from what it sounds like, if it comes down to it you could always start making inroads with the guys in your class.
Edit: also, erotic butter maelstrom is the best tag on GAF
Bam Bam Baklava
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Thanks for the advice.
Haha, keep your head up, always more fish in the sea. Although I don't know if you were just trying to get laid or if she was really special. If the latter, my condolences. At least you didn't actively blow it. Yeah.. That's always rough.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Not a big deal. Just talking stories.
FreddieQuell
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So I just cracked into a 4 pack of beers that "expired" about a year ago. we'll see how this goes.
luckyboyceo
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I didn't know you went to school with Acrid.
What kind of beer? I have some that is bordering on two years old now. Granted, they're stouts which typically get better with age.
speaking about stories, im gonna tell one
when I started film school there were 2 hot girls in my class
one had an amazing ass, cute face and not much else
the other one had a really pretty face, great bod but lacklusting ass
ass girl seemed to be into me and everyone thought it was gonna happen with us, but then I started chatting with pretty face girl and ass girl lost interest. I remember the definitive mark was that I knew ass girl had a boyfriend of sorts, and when I randomly asked about him she was ussually like "wut? nah he's just a friend", and after we stopped flirting she went back to calling him straight up boyfriend. Shoddy.
Anyway, after flirting for a while with pretty face girl it just happened we started making out on every shoot and every chance we had. We even stayed in a friend's house (almost all of the class) for a weekend to shoot a 2 minute film but we didnt fuck because everyone was right there. She got pissed about that.
8-12 months later it was summer and I went to her house and stayed there for a week. We had sex in a tent outside of her house (her whole family was there) for 2 days straight. We took a bus and went to my sister's house in another part of the country that was near the beach, and this girl was horny as shit, giving me a handjob on the bus in "front" of everyone even tho half the buss was sleeping.
Anyway the fourth day or so a male friend from film school shows up, and ends up staying for the week. Guy giving me the stink eye through the whole thing and basically just not being how he used to be. I later found out it's becase he was totally in love with that girl. At that time I had started going out with what eventually became my GF so I stepped off and this guy had some pseudo relationship with this pretty face girl for like a week befoere the girl quit the school and moved away or something.
point of the story: I ran into ass girl recently and dude, can't stop thinking about ass girl now
when I started film school there were 2 hot girls in my class
one had an amazing ass, cute face and not much else
the other one had a really pretty face, great bod but lacklusting ass
ass girl seemed to be into me and everyone thought it was gonna happen with us, but then I started chatting with pretty face girl and ass girl lost interest. I remember the definitive mark was that I knew ass girl had a boyfriend of sorts, and when I randomly asked about him she was ussually like "wut? nah he's just a friend", and after we stopped flirting she went back to calling him straight up boyfriend. Shoddy.
Anyway, after flirting for a while with pretty face girl it just happened we started making out on every shoot and every chance we had. We even stayed in a friend's house (almost all of the class) for a weekend to shoot a 2 minute film but we didnt fuck because everyone was right there. She got pissed about that.
8-12 months later it was summer and I went to her house and stayed there for a week. We had sex in a tent outside of her house (her whole family was there) for 2 days straight. We took a bus and went to my sister's house in another part of the country that was near the beach, and this girl was horny as shit, giving me a handjob on the bus in "front" of everyone even tho half the buss was sleeping.
Anyway the fourth day or so a male friend from film school shows up, and ends up staying for the week. Guy giving me the stink eye through the whole thing and basically just not being how he used to be. I later found out it's becase he was totally in love with that girl. At that time I had started going out with what eventually became my GF so I stepped off and this guy had some pseudo relationship with this pretty face girl for like a week befoere the girl quit the school and moved away or something.
point of the story: I ran into ass girl recently and dude, can't stop thinking about ass girl now
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I'm drunk and watching cerny talk about ps4 and I haven't really eaten today
luckyboyceo
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Salsa's story reminds me, I have these two girls, one of which has an absolute killer rack, the other has an equally killer ass. Equal points in the face/personality categories. I've yet to decide which one I'm more interested in.
Of course, what this really boils down to is the question of the ages: ass man, or tit man? Thoughts?
Of course, what this really boils down to is the question of the ages: ass man, or tit man? Thoughts?
if i've learned anything from that story is that you're gonna end up asking yourself "what if I went with the other one" no matter what
brianjones
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damn man sounds like a killer of a choice
id probably choose the one that likes to watch tv shows
id probably choose the one that likes to watch tv shows
FreddieQuell
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Turns out there were three dogfish head palo santo marron and one 60 minute. And they were all bottled around a year ago. The 60 minute was real interesting. There was almost no hoppy flavor, it tasted like citrus instead. The santo marrons are pretty good, but I've never had one before so I can't compare it.
also I totally have pictures of these girls some ive taken myself and I live far away from everyone so hey
these two are from that summer
dem thighs
and ass girl's pic is mad disappointing but I remember those yoga pants too well
I miss film school at it's prime, it was the fucking best and everyone wore yoga pants
edit: im drinking a crappy local beer and its bumming me out
these two are from that summer
dem thighs
and ass girl's pic is mad disappointing but I remember those yoga pants too well
I miss film school at it's prime, it was the fucking best and everyone wore yoga pants
edit: im drinking a crappy local beer and its bumming me out
I finished my workshop for my board exam at lunch, went to the pub for a bit after, won $500 on the pokies and kept drinking. I need to start my project tomorrow but I really want to go out tonight. Found some valium in my wallet and put it in my beer. Now to play the last of us until I fall into a deep sleep. If I masturbate will it be self date rape?
Illithid Dude
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For me, the girl with the prettiest face always wins out. The girl I'm into right now doesn't have the best bod, but she has a killer face, like a model. Just gorgeous. Also has a mad gap, which doesn't hurt.
Anyone wonder how much more sex they'd have if they were gay? I get hit on by a gay guy at least once a month.
yeah, same here. That first pic above is her in some photoshoot for an ad so I guess it's a pretty enough face for magazines
brianjones
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I love being into girls with pretty faces
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salsa I love you but you're drunk wanna call neon the telephone
Illithid Dude
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Pic of the girl I was talking about, if we are sharing pics. Photo creds, BTW.
She's also probably the most fashionable person at my school besides me. Only person I can have a legit conversation about fashion theory with.
She's also probably the most fashionable person at my school besides me. Only person I can have a legit conversation about fashion theory with.
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I do all my typing on an 8 inch touch screen.
I've also drank 4 racer 5s and my lunch was mixed nuts beef jersey, and sparkling water.
I've also drank 4 racer 5s and my lunch was mixed nuts beef jersey, and sparkling water.
brianjones
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looks pretentious
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When does Roland emmerichs new joint come out?
Illithid Dude
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well, I told her to pose like that so I guess I'm the pretentious one.
Lol I'll teach you my son
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I forever associate my driving education with the Dreamcast game comic smash. I learned to drive at age 24.
Driving is the scariest thing imaginable.
Driving is the scariest thing imaginable.
Illithid Dude
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I failed my driving test three times ): still haven't gone back.
FreddieQuell
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That's no good. What happened? How close was it?
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