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[shadyspace]

Drunk thread.

 

[freenudemacusers]

No1curr

 

[Relix]

Fuck yeah!

 

[Snuggles]

fuck you

 

[freenudemacusers]

fuck you

Fuck me

These Vicodin are only 5mg. How am I supposed to enjoy this.

 

[shadyspace]

I gave you the OP Snuggler

 

[Snuggles]

These Vicodin are only 5mg. How am I supposed to enjoy this.

Crush them into a big pile and snort it like Scarface.

 

[ATF487]

nooo it was supposed to be alcoholics unanimous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaHV4ysxjIU

YOU BLEW IT

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Got busted on the other thread.

 

[Kentpaul]

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Europe really has some of the best drinks/alcohol/makers. Who doesn't love that alcoholic drinks are made by monks? Especially with how uptight religious groups are here in America.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Got busted on the other thread.

Someone snitched.

Probably atramental. What a dick.

 

[brianjones]

i wanna go on a leaving las vegas binge and eventually die

 

[DangerStepp]

Time to start over again fresh... maybe we shouldn't drink this time.

Let's celebrate with a drink.

Are you drinking this in the woods somewhere?

 

[Wool]

What happened to the Triple H Retires thread?

 

[ZeroRay]

the fuck is this?

 

[freenudemacusers]

the fuck is this?

The fuck you askin questions for

 

[ZeroRay]

The fuck you askin questions for

life can be sometimes ridiculous

 

[FairyD]

It wouldn't be a drunk thread without me.

 

[shadyspace]

i wanna go on a leaving las vegas binge and eventually die

dude right.

 

[Riggs]

New thread. New drink.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Congratulations to all you winos

Cheers!

 

[Snuggles]

Got a promo at work

Head of my department now

And it's my birthday

And I was dead set on trying to be miserable today. I guess I should reward myself with a good drink...

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Got a promo at work

Head of my department now

And it's my birthday

And I was dead set on trying to be miserable today. I guess I should reward myself with a good drink...

Congrats! We even had a thread about your birthday.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=495774&highlight=

 

[coldvein]

posting in a legendary thread

 

[Rubbish King]

The fuck is weeds man, 4 seasons in.. barely any more weeds......

 

[AcridMeat]

Got a promo at work

Head of my department now

And it's my birthday

And I was dead set on trying to be miserable today. I guess I should reward myself with a good drink...

congrats on the birthday

i'm thinking of having one soon

 

[clearacell]

subscribed on the first page

 

[Seanspeed]

Got a 40oz of High Life to celebrate the new thread.

Spoiler

Got two, actually. The fuck is one gonna do?

 

[coldvein]

Snuggler, what sort of department are you head of?

 

[Snuggles]

Snuggler, what sort of department are you head of?

Accounting and human resources. It's weird.

 

[coldvein]

damn dude. that is like a real professional job.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

damn dude. that is like a real professional job.

Yes. It reminds me I need to get a job lol.

 

[Rubbish King]

Accounting and human resources. It's weird.

Put your glasses back on man, i cant take it

 

[coldvein]

Put your glasses back on man, i cant take it

i had no idea they were ACCOUNTING GLASSES this whole time ............

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

New thread? New Thread.

 

[shadyspace]

Snuggs how did you get that job without a college kajigger

 

[Rubbish King]

i had no idea they were ACCOUNTING GLASSES this whole time ............

You clearly didnt get the memo

 

[Snuggles]

Snuggs how did you get that job without a college kajigger

It's not quite as great as it sounds, but it's mostly a combination of perseverance and luck that got me here. I worked my way up from the bottom. Sometimes I feel like I've tricked them into thinking I'm qualified for this work, but that's probably just my pessimism speaking. Up until six months ago I was working shit jobs, I guess sometimes life stops slapping it's dick against your mouth for a moment and gives you a pat on the back.

I actually do have a college degree, it's just a worthless one.

Put your glasses back on man, i cant take it

Nope.

 

[coldvein]

i think we should have a 10 year reunion 10 years from the end of drunk thread 1

 

[sphinx]

I swore I wouldn't post in this forum again but I am drunk, so this one time doesn't count.

damn you gaf for not being sympathetic with me, I was hurt!!

 

[freenudemacusers]

I swore I wouldn't post in this forum again but I am drunk, so this one time doesn't count.

damn you gaf for not being sympathetic with me, I was hurt!!

Bro, it was tough love. Weveall been there.

 

[Snuggles]

i think we should have a 10 year reunion 10 years from the end of drunk thread 1

I wonder who among us will be six feet under by then. Maybe we can paper bag some drinks at the grave of the most popular dead drunk threader.

I also wonder what blame space is doing right now. I miss him. I tried to get the mods to release him from his wrongful imprisonment but they ignored my pleas.

I swore I wouldn't post in this forum again but I am drunk, so this one time doesn't count.

damn you gaf for not being sympathetic with me, I was hurt!!

The hurt was a sign of weakness. Internet cunts love exploiting weaknesses, they always go for the sucker punch.

 

[shadyspace]

btw macuser you look a lot less old and a lot less tough than I pictured you.

 

[coldvein]

im gonna try not to be dead in 10 years. but it could happen. i've been peeing really frequently lately, i think i might have prostate cancer. i need to make an appointment to get my butthole touched.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Nope.

Never again?

...

I also wonder what blame space is doing right now. I miss him. I tried to get the mods to release him from his wrongful imprisonment but they ignored my pleas.

Yeah that sucks. I didn't interact with him much, but always liked him.

 

[freenudemacusers]

btw macuser you look a lot less old and a lot less tough than I pictured you.

Is this good or bad

 

[coldvein]

he says you are YOUNG and SOFT

but you do eat crunchy peanut butter.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Nothing wrong with looking young and soft at 28 I'll be old and grizzled later.

 

[sphinx]

Bro, it was tough love. Weveall been there.

I wonder who among us will be six feet under by then. Maybe we can paper bag some drinks at the grave of the most popular dead drunk threader.

I also wonder what blame space is doing right now. I miss him. I tried to get the mods to release him from his wrongful imprisonment but they ignored my pleas.



The hurt was a sign of weakness. Internet cunts love exploiting weaknesses, they always go for the sucker punch.

I am human and I am weak sometimes, sometimes I don't give a fuck but when I think something is worth a damn, then I care and I made the terrible mistake of thinking GAF was composed of people with feelings but it wasn't the case. I still don't want to get banned but there were so many assholes there. It's not right to make fun of anyone regardless of how "overdramatic" you think someone is.

cause, you know, there is no "small pain". If you think your pain is big cause you can't buy food today, then there are fucking kids in Africa that can't buy food in YEARS so you should STFU... there's always someone in more distress than you and there is no pain that is worse than other. If people don't have a word of relief then they should SHUT THE FUCK UP and let other more sympathetic people give it a try, not bring people down.