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[DangerStepp]

He isn't lying.

I'm his lawyer.

 

[freenudemacusers]

tashbrooke remember you have rights as an american

owai-

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I just saw what smegma means, and it's fucking hilarious.

 

[DangerStepp]

You would love Cards Against Humanity.

 

[Rubbish King]

Probably gonna be doing a 60 hour week if work stays this busy... Fml I don't even care about the money.. Can't stand only having a couple hours A day in free time unless I just don't sleep... Fucking killer

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Tashbrooke how badly do you want to fuck Snuggler?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I think this thread should just turn into a massive cyber orgy.

I'll start.


*takes off pants*

 

[coldvein]

i'm already in my underwear.

one more paper and this shit is overrrrr

 

[Snuggles]

*sneaks up behind Eggman, brutally bashes his head in with a hammer*

I remember papers. I don't think I have that in me anymore, I can't handle 20 pages of bullshitting about meaningless crap.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

*lies down unconscious with blood splattering out my esophagus*

 

[DangerStepp]

This murder will be hard to defend.

Call me, your lawyer, Snuggler.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Do you guys ever look at your old posts? I was such a fucking dumbass.

 

[youngwerther]

Do you guys ever look at your old posts? I was such a fucking dumbass.

Your future self thinks that you still are.

 

[Snuggles]

Your future self thinks that you still are.

And your future self...

oh wait

oh god

you're going to die of AIDs in two years. I'm so sorry.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

My future self can go fuck himself.

Hey future self, if you're reading this, I hope you're dead.

 

[Rubbish King]

Tashbrooke how badly do you want to fuck Snuggler?

I want to tear his ass up, because i can.

My future self can go fuck himself.

Hey future self, if you're reading this, I hope you're dead.

thats pretty cold man

 

[Deleted member 81567]

8 minutes have passed since Tashbrooke's last reply.


Do you think him and Snuggler are fuckin?

 

[Snuggles]

Wouldn't bang, tbh.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Would u bang me y/n

 

[Snuggles]

No.

I would make love to you.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Im v-very flattered :>

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I'd lay on top of you macuser, and I'd caress your hair while I penetrate you. Softly but satisfyingly.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

i needa get laid

 

[Snuggles]

Imagine how soft his skin would feel against your face.

 

[coldvein]

i needa get laid

why aren't you

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Busy with school. Diet was also a trainwreck. OKCupid not helping.

 

[coldvein]

i've thought about okcupid before .. i dont know if i could do it.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

You probably can, you're a good looking fellow.

Where do you live again? It also depends on the density of attractive females in your area.

 

[coldvein]

You probably can, you're a good looking fellow.

Where do you live again? It also depends on the density of attractive females in your area.

i live in seattle. i don't doubt that i could pull some chicks off the internet, i just don't know if i'll ever be able to bring myself to do it. i'm an old man like that. i believe in the old ways, etc.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Fuck that man, a pussy is a pussy.

 

[coldvein]

i'd just feel hella weird meeting a chick off the internet. i know it's okay, and that people do it. i have friends that do it. it's just .. weird to me.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Try it out once at least, it's probably not as bad as you think.


Unless you're gonna marry the girl you're with, then congrats.

 

[coldvein]

Unless you're gonna marry the girl you're with, then congrats.

nooooononono. no. no.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Congrats on the nuptials vein

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Mac you wanna go to the wedding together? Let's not tell Snuggler though, he's just gonna get drunk and ruin everything again.

 

[coldvein]

man i was just posting in here yesterday about how im tempted to cheat on her with a chubby mexican girl PAY ATTENTION

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Doesn't mean you won't marry her. I bet maccy cheated on his waifu.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Sounds like cold feet bro, just stick with your wife no matter what

 

[coldvein]

hahahaha

she's good to me. great in fact. she deals with my bullshit. she takes care of me. she dropped the L word on me the other night. fuck. i love having her around, but i don't think i'm "in love" with her.

there's been times when i wanted to dump her but didn't.

 

[EloquentM]

cold, find my ex in Seattle, take her out to a nice seafood dinner and don't tip. Actually, make her tip.

 

[ZeroRay]

Remember the guy at starbucks on steam cold? THAT WAS MEE!

 

[coldvein]

cold, find my ex in Seattle, take her out to a nice seafood dinner and don't tip. Actually, make her tip.

if i could find her i would bro.

zeroray: damn youre ugly!

 

[EloquentM]

if i could find her i would bro.

zeroray: damn youre ugly!

She's a nice girl though. Crazy, (if thats your thing) though pretty. you like mixed girls?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

What's the l word?

 

[coldvein]

She's a nice girl though. Crazy, (if thats your thing) though pretty. you like mixed girls?

i like girls of all colors. how old is she? what's her address?

 

[EloquentM]

What's the l word?

lick

 

[EloquentM]

i like girls of all colors. how old is she? what's her address?

Lol she's ninteen, a heavy drinker too (not sure how she keeps her rather slim exterior with that all beer diet). unfortunately, I don't have her address. Its weird, I haven't seen her in person since she's moved up there even though she visits every now and again.

 

[freenudemacusers]

19 year olds huh }: D

 

[coldvein]

well that's gonna make it tough for me to stalk her, isn't it. oh well maybe fate will bring us together. stranger things have happened.

mac: if you dont think i can succeed in banging 19 year olds you are WRONG sir!

 

[EloquentM]

Lol I wish she actually acted 19

>__>