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[balddemon]

anyone wanna play saints row the third on steam with me? i need to kill some hookers to blow off steam

 

[shadyspace]

fuck this guy
fucking emails me at 1221am to tell me i can't pass the class because i skipped too much, so don't bother taking the final. like, what the fuck. dude has to wait until the night before the final paper is due to tell me that? what the hell. so shitty.

FUCK

now i get to take comp 2 again. fuck this guy.

attendance polices can eat a dick choke on it puke on the dick then die from the puke reentering its throat and drowning on it

 

[coldvein]

anyone wanna play saints row the third on steam with me? i need to kill some hookers to blow off steam

are you gay

 

[Bread]

what's drunk-gaf's favorite stouts?

my favorite's gotta be a local place called opa opa, they make an incredible milk stout. mmmm creamy, creamy beige.

 

[balddemon]

attendance polices can eat a dick choke on it puke on the dick then die from the puke reentering its throat and drowning on it

normally i think you're a tryhard eggman, but this time i completely agree with you. complete waste of my time, money, and effort. fucking attendance polices

are you gay

only for you

 

[shadyspace]

normally i think you're a tryhard eggman

Okay. Never posting in here again.

 

[balddemon]

Okay. Never posting in here again.

nooo don't do that , ignore the angry douchebag

i only meant some of the stuff is over the top like eggman, haha

 

[EloquentM]

Some girls make me flaccid while others make me hard. I'm like an eloquent eggman.

 

[AcridMeat]

It's okay Eloquent where I live isn't great too many fuckhead rich people.

I'm soCal!

Holy shit I thought you were NY.

acrid way to be a dick and ignore me on steam

i hate yue

I haven't been on steam all day I was at work what are you TALKIN ABOUT

 

[Timedog]

blame space needs to not be banned.

i want a woman or a man to suck my dick until i ejaculate velveeta.

 

[zerotol]

Been drinking for 12 hours on this fine Sunday. Why? I don't know. Vodka and shit beer. Mourning. Hello drunk Gaf

 

[Dead]

You know what I fucking hate?

When you go out with your buddies and end up at a strip club and no one seems to have any sense of cognitive reasoning left because everyone is so shitfaced.

Ugh, never again. Can't really blame anyone though, just as much at fault.

At least we all sobered the fuck up REAL FAST...lol

 

[Salsa]

next friday's gonna be rad. end of the world dudes, drink up

 

[Mr.Fresh]

next friday's gonna be rad. end of the world dudes, drink up

I have been gettin so many "End of the World" parties haha. Gonna get ripped!

 

[coldvein]

acrid how do i get a pro tag in tinychat i want to be a boss, too.

 

[AcridMeat]

next friday's gonna be rad. end of the world dudes, drink up

can't wait for everyone to stop saying that

 

[Salsa]

can't wait for everyone to stop saying that

end of the world dude raaaaaad

 

[coldvein]

if you are coming into contact with a bunch of people saying that, you're seeing the wrong people.

nobody thinks the world is gonna be over in 4 days.

 

[EloquentM]

Insecure girl sucking my dick, I bite my lip. Bust my nut, tell her afterwards she ain't shit.

 

[AcridMeat]

That was one of your better poems

 

[coldvein]

That was one of your better poems

acrid meat

hes a gay bitch

thank god for halo 4

(thats my haiku)

 

[AcridMeat]

vein, uh, he's got a bad abdomen

pain, duh, he's sucking down pabst again

else,where, eggmans sucking a gigantic dildo of somebody's grandma and weeping

cause he aint got dick

 

[coldvein]

yes.... YES!!!

 

[ZeroRay]

Ya'll boys are a sack of dicks
Cept eggman who can only trick
By trick I mean suck dick
Tonight, I gotta see that craigslist chick

 

[shadyspace]

I need to drive 2 hours straight to take a final
I am nodding off bad already
I'm gonna die

 

[coldvein]

beats and rhmes!!!!

 

[coldvein]

it seems like its hard to go to a movie without getting shot anymore.

 

[coldvein]

i just turned my facebook back on. end of the world incoming.

 

[PorkChopSandwiches]

its ok im lonely in here 2 bro

 

[DangerStepp]

You came to the wrong thread with a name like that, city boy.

We're drunk and we love sandwiches of the pork persuasion.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Pork's back on the menu boyz!!

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I miss my ex
(on the right)

 

[EloquentM]

Speaking of which I dreamt of my ex just last night. This morning I texted her asking wtf she was doing there and asked her kindly to please GTFO.

 

[arab]

I miss my ex
(on the right)

i miss her too. let's masturbate in sync

 

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You came to the wrong thread with a name like that, city boy.

We're drunk and we love sandwiches of the pork persuasion.

I might look scared on the exterior but inside im all kinds of barbecue ready

 

[coldvein]

i need a butler

 

[balddemon]

I miss my ex
(on the right)

is that hole in her tongue where you slide your tiny dick in?

 

[freenudemacusers]

eggman gets pegged. let's be honest here.

 

[Solo]

Smegman seems like a guy who likes having his salad tossed.

 

[Salsa]

eggman the fuck is up with her eyebrows

 

[coldvein]

kinda tempted to post some ex girl friend pics

i am resisting tho

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Oh man, imagine I get back together with her and then she finds out I posted these pics.

It's like when Ross pretended he read that thing Rachel wrote and then Rachel finds out he didn't.

 

[coldvein]

imagine if that 15 yo knew salsa was posting her pics on the internet, lol.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

She would hop on his dick almost immediately, I reckon.

 

[Anteater]

Monday is the worst, usually the day I run out of booze.

 

[Anteater]

I noticed that whenever some tragedy happens, first thing some people care about is the media blaming video games.

oh no not the video games.

who gives a shit.gif

 

[coldvein]

i blame the E cups

 

[AndresON777]

I'm so drunk I can barely move

 

[Mr.Fresh]

I cant wait till tomorrow after Finals so i can dive in to this bottle of Remy V. Having a going away party with my bros. Going from South Jersey back to North Jersey.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I Just found myself inexplicably brushing my teeth with sunglasses on.