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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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What?
Didn't you have a girlfriend that was on GAF? What happened to that? I never consciously thought about it, but the thick eyebrows can be pretty hot. Is that what the average Uruguayan looks like? I want to move there, it sounds pretty great from the Wikipedia article.
Liferebooted
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damn it i was hoping to get even cheaper than $7.00 for a 1.75 liter of vodka lol
shadyspace
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I just ordered a pizza and the girl on the phone said it was only gonna be 11 bucks that can't be right
Did you forget the breadsticks?
shadyspace
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I hope she didn't mishear me and is coming here with some little rinky dink mini pie. I need a man sized pizza lady
shadyspace
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She did actually sounded like she played soccer and had her hair up in a ponytail
shadyspace
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wow she didn't look that way at all. More punky, dyed hair, black jeans and a black hoodie. I got to step my girl voice game up.
shadyspace
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12 of PBR and Octoberkast hell yes
DangerStepp
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I wanna see the new hoodie Snuggler
Report back.
My wife is putting together our steam punk costumes for tomorrow night's party so I'm banished to my man cave. I'll post pics here because they're actually pretty rad.
It's either play guitar, drums, or find a game. I'm too ADD right now to play Dragon Age Origins like I have been doing.
Someone hit me up on Steam for drunken Saint's Row the Third action.
Dennis?
I bet she has a rad bush, too.
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My wife is putting together our steam punk costumes for tomorrow night's party so I'm banished to my man cave. I'll post pics here because they're actually pretty rad.
It's either play guitar, drums, or find a game. I'm too ADD right now to play Dragon Age Origins like I have been doing.
Someone hit me up on Steam for drunken Saint's Row the Third action.
Dennis?
Same! Working on #9 right now. Plans to go out fell through. Pussy ass roommate wants to go out with this girl alone. What he means is, "Sorry Sean, you're a threat and my only chance is to get this girl drunk and try and convince her against all odds that I'm good looking and charming."
Of what? Never heard of it.
DangerStepp
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I hope it's not this stuff:
He'll be able to shit through a screen door tomorrow.
It isn't that captain morgans lookalike, comes in a black plastic bottle.
I think he was talking about my 2CI comment, just heard of the stuff. Took a hit about 20 minutes ago.
I hope it's not this stuff:
He'll be able to shit through a screen door tomorrow.
Was talking about 2CI. Looked it up and apparently its a real thing. Legal, as well.
shadyspace
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I'm glad I don't have a roommate.
freenudemacusers
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2ci is legal? Huh. Speaking of legal things, a store down the street apparently sells "spice". I didn't know this was a thing.
Next summer for my trip im gonna have a briefcase full of drugs and youre all invited.
Next summer for my trip im gonna have a briefcase full of drugs and youre all invited.
I'm not worried about it. He'll bomb as usual and when he comes back alone he'll tell me the story of how she left for some good reason and how he fully believes it. I'm just annoyed that we had plans to go out, but then he comes up with some BS about how he just wants to go alone. Its fucking see-through as shit.
DangerStepp
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Not at all man.It's not a country club.
I was downing Plattys a while bapd like a mad man.
Add me to Steam the next time you are.
Danger Stepp is the handle
Everyone here add me. How cool would it be to play games together drunk?
shadyspace
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Apparently my upstairs neighbor is the worst bf in the world because this is like the third time his girlfriend has drunkenly cried in my building's staircase.
DangerStepp
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Go be the shoulder to cry on.
It's one avenue to the panties.
It's one avenue to the panties.
brochiller
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Anybody else drinking this stuff tonight?
well shit im going through the same situation as the snuggly cat
I wanna go out and do something real bad but nobody wants to. Im near saying "fuck it" and just going out alone in hopes of finding a familiar face somewhere but that can go real bad
what's funny is that I wasnt feeling like it at ALL like an hour ago, but then this girl called me to do something so I got all pumped, and 15 mins later she called to cancel saying she needed to help a friend who just got dumped or something
it fucking sucks
she was never on GAF, but I posted pictures in the GF thread. We broke up about 3 months ago, had been together 5 years
I wanna go out and do something real bad but nobody wants to. Im near saying "fuck it" and just going out alone in hopes of finding a familiar face somewhere but that can go real bad
what's funny is that I wasnt feeling like it at ALL like an hour ago, but then this girl called me to do something so I got all pumped, and 15 mins later she called to cancel saying she needed to help a friend who just got dumped or something
it fucking sucks
she was never on GAF, but I posted pictures in the GF thread. We broke up about 3 months ago, had been together 5 years
ThanksVision
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Hello drunk gaf. I pregamed with some friends and usually we all go to parties in a group but this weeknd everone has their own thing, whether it be visiting home or an exclusive party. So I'm just chillin at a waffle house with another friend. I'm feelin' like college isn't that fun, man. Reassure me that life isn't that bad.
shadyspace
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No it's not that fun at all.
shadyspace
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Sometimes when I get drunk I punch my walls until my fists hurt so much that I can't anymore.
brochiller
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DangerStepp
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got a bottle of this
and I have 5 giantbomb quicklooks queued up
night is officially kinda sad
freenudemacusers
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