Atramental
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I just worked on a research paper and a bunch of other projects during my ban... :/
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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im gettin fuckinnnn druuuuuunk what the hell
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i had to repost this awesome post in case you guys didnt see it, its awesome.
i had to repost this awesome post in case you guys didnt see it, its awesome.
another stay-at-home drinking night. Bleh.
second playthrough of Dishonored right now, fun stuff, but yeah weekend as a whole was super stale. Highlight was thursday with thick-eyebrows chick and I was already home at 3 am
next weekend tho:
I stared at the profile of this booty call type girl that I have on facebook, thinking about sending her a message knowing I could definetly get laid, but honestly it's not a very good idea, 1) she's a friend's sister, he still never found out 2) she's into some heavy drugs type stuff that I dont feel like going through right now. Mock me GAF
second playthrough of Dishonored right now, fun stuff, but yeah weekend as a whole was super stale. Highlight was thursday with thick-eyebrows chick and I was already home at 3 am
next weekend tho:
I stared at the profile of this booty call type girl that I have on facebook, thinking about sending her a message knowing I could definetly get laid, but honestly it's not a very good idea, 1) she's a friend's sister, he still never found out 2) she's into some heavy drugs type stuff that I dont feel like going through right now. Mock me GAF
Atramental
Banned
Well. At least Salsa is getting some.
edit: and I need to go to bed because I have a lot more shit I have to do tomorrow...
god. I hate writing papers.
edit: and I need to go to bed because I have a lot more shit I have to do tomorrow...
god. I hate writing papers.
another stay-at-home drinking night. Bleh.
second playthrough of Dishonored right now, fun stuff, but yeah weekend as a whole was super stale. Highlight was thursday with thick-eyebrows chick and I was already home at 3 am
next weekend tho:
I stared at the profile of this booty call type girl that I have on facebook, thinking about sending her a message knowing I could definetly get laid, but honestly it's not a very good idea, 1) she's a friend's sister, he still never found out 2) she's into some heavy drugs type stuff that I dont feel like going through right now. Mock me GAF
Ain't no mockin. Just make sure you can cum brotha.
Yeah. Right...
It's 12 am in california at the moment. day 1.
youngwerther
Banned
I went.
And there were titties.
And it was good.
And there were titties.
And it was good.
Etrian Oddity
Member
Vermillion
Banned
Oy, was wondering where you were!
My mind is unclear and bloated.
How did I arrive at this perplexing moment?
Where deep deliberation leads to acute inebriation, at least for the moment.
Drinking my weight in this cup could cost me a fortune.
Guilty thoughts for the pourer.
why am I so tortured?
In spite I recollect past nights, in light to escape this pain tonight.
To remember is too cruel so I consume blue moon, I'm never full.
My fallen thoughts are boggled at the bottom of this brown bottle, heavy drinking must follow.
You know I can't run so I wobble along with a heart that I can't coddle.
Follow me, follow me to the help I desperately need.
I'm barely coherent though I seek clarity, marry me to my sins.
Go back to genesis where I had my first binge.
need to change, refrain, I'm far from hopeless.
My mind is unclear and bloated.
How did I arrive at this perplexing moment?
Where deep deliberation leads to acute inebriation, at least for the moment.
Drinking my weight in this cup could cost me a fortune.
Guilty thoughts for the pourer.
why am I so tortured?
How did I arrive at this perplexing moment?
Where deep deliberation leads to acute inebriation, at least for the moment.
Drinking my weight in this cup could cost me a fortune.
Guilty thoughts for the pourer.
why am I so tortured?
In spite I recollect past nights, in light to escape this pain tonight.
To remember is too cruel so I consume blue moon, I'm never full.
My fallen thoughts are boggled at the bottom of this brown bottle, heavy drinking must follow.
You know I can't run so I wobble along with a heart that I can't coddle.
Follow me, follow me to the help I desperately need.
I'm barely coherent though I seek clarity, marry me to my sins.
Go back to genesis where I had my first binge.
need to change, refrain, I'm far from hopeless.
My mind is unclear and bloated.
How did I arrive at this perplexing moment?
Where deep deliberation leads to acute inebriation, at least for the moment.
Drinking my weight in this cup could cost me a fortune.
Guilty thoughts for the pourer.
why am I so tortured?
AndresON777
shooting blanks
What are you peeps drinking? I'm having some cheap polish vodka and four loko 
Fireball20
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I drink alcohol too. I wanna post in this thread.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Cooey drunk thread, what a night, was at a girls house watching films and dragon ball z last night, cracked open a bottle of vodka, really wasn't up for fooling around, properly got molested, she told me she was super horny and if she didn't get any she would be really horny all night, she then went on to say how in her sleep she sometimes.. Touches people inappropriately.. Fucking hell I thought she was joking.. Never again.. I don't know if she was putting it on but In the Night she must have grabbed my hands and put them on her boobs because when I woke up my hands were under her bra, she woke me up by saying 'has anyone ever sucked your fingers to make you want a blowjob' the fuck, I stood my ground although at times I almost gave in to her sluttish ways, nice girl, but so desensitized to sex, she's really immature about it.. Such a put off,
So I'm chilling in weather spoons having a few to help the hangover waiting for a friend to finish work.. How is everyone? Or am I too late
So I'm chilling in weather spoons having a few to help the hangover waiting for a friend to finish work.. How is everyone? Or am I too late
shadyspace
Banned
Tash you were sexually assaulted is this something that happens to men in Britain often
I haven't done shit all weekend. I like having pot but at the same time it makes it too easy to do nothing. Time is just wasting away.
Oh well, I'll get out later when it's time to get beer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C6vH6xC3gM
Oh well, I'll get out later when it's time to get beer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C6vH6xC3gM
freenudemacusers
Member
dude just start cleaning while stoned
feelsogoodman
feelsogoodman
freenudemacusers
Member
I just spent $80 on Halloween candy. Come at me child bros.
I went to some rich girl's house out in the suburbs last night. It took ~40 minutes on the highway, and then a dozen or so turns into the neighborhood just to get there. The house had an intercom system that played music in every room of the house. It was somethin' else.
Anyway, her dad came into the kitchen when I was having a beer waiting for her and this was the conversation:
Girl's Dad: I'm watching Rain Man downstairs. That one with Dustin Hoffman and uhh, Tom Cruise when he was younger.
Wool: Oh yeah, that was right after he was in Risky Business right?
Girl's Dad: I'm not gonna answer that.
Was that a stupid thing to say? It turns out they were five years apart, but it's not something to get upset about.
Anyway, her dad came into the kitchen when I was having a beer waiting for her and this was the conversation:
Girl's Dad: I'm watching Rain Man downstairs. That one with Dustin Hoffman and uhh, Tom Cruise when he was younger.
Wool: Oh yeah, that was right after he was in Risky Business right?
Girl's Dad: I'm not gonna answer that.
Was that a stupid thing to say? It turns out they were five years apart, but it's not something to get upset about.
freenudemacusers
Member
lol that is just weird.
Unless they are super uptight about sex. Which is a sign to bail.
Unless they are super uptight about sex. Which is a sign to bail.
shadyspace
Banned
Cause Risky Business is about sex ommmmmgggggg
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
so hung over.............
Suicide by beer, eh? It might be difficult, but it sounds like a great way to go out. Good luck.
I bet he's gonna stick little lime slices on the rim of the bottles.
Anyways, starting with some Magic Hat Hex.
Tasty.
I bet he's gonna stick little lime slices on the rim of the bottles.
Anyways, starting with some Magic Hat Hex.
Tasty.
It's for my mom.
shadyspace
Banned
Why would you get beer when the power's probably gonna go out
She can walk now, and her diabetes is in check. Thanks for asking.
I have a cooler.
Why wouldn't you get beer when the power's probably gonna go out? You gotta do something without electricity.
shadyspace
Banned
Classes finally cancelled for tomorrow. I'm getting the hell out of dodge, at least I got a fire place back at home.
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