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[Bam Bam Baklava]

Latina teens, huh? That was definitely my most used google search when I first discovered the internet.

I thought this was your type?

Lol man I must be a super simp writing poetry on forums. Woe is me.

We all have our problems.

 

[luckyboyceo]

My types have since changed, Midnights. Now I'm into that girl.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Acceptance is the first step towards recovery.

 

[Horse Detective]

Acceptance is the first step towards recovery.

I think you should change your name to Style Fox

 

[luckyboyceo]

Don't do it Midnights, I still call Horse Detective, Sean. It doesn't work.

Also quoting this fine specimen for the new page.

I thought this was your type?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

It's not really up to me. But rather up to the powers that be. Do you guys like the way I write my poetry?

You gotta pronounce poetry with an E sound at the end but not a bad start.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I'm driving 15 hours to party hardy next weekend. Pretty psyched.

 

[EloquentM]

You're definitely trying too hard, kid.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You're definitely trying too hard, kid.

Please believe me when I say I'm putting in very little effort.

 

[EloquentM]

Right

 

[luckyboyceo]

Midnights change your name to Style Fox so that I can change my name to MiDNiGHTS.

 

[SteveWinwood]

God Mad Men is so good.

God I'm so white.

 

[TigerKnee]

Well I fell off the wagon and started drinking over a case and a half a weekend. Did it for like four months and then started shitting blood.

Time to quit again! (for a while...)

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Haha were just about to leave the first bar, gonna go force my dude to buy dark souls.

 

[Snuggles]

test

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Midnights change your name to Style Fox so that I can change my name to MiDNiGHTS.

Then who will be luckyboyceo and so on? That's a chain of events I don't wanna start.

 

[EloquentM]

Then who will be luckyboyceo and so on? That's a chain of events I don't wanna start.

Lol musical names. Loser gets tashbrooke as their name.

Well I fell off the wagon and started drinking over a case and a half a weekend. Did it for like four months and then started shitting blood.

Time to quit again! (for a while...)

Woah man. Get that checked quick. Bloody stool is never a good thing.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Woah man. Get that checked quick. Bloody stool is never a good thing.

I made a whole post about this not that long ago. Lemme find it.

 

[EloquentM]

I'm sorry Steven if I knew I would've showed my concern as well

 

[SteveWinwood]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=50706630

If it's internal bleeding your poop will be black or dark purple. That's serious.

If it's red and you think it's blood it's either hemorrhoids or an anal fissure (maybe cancer if you're unlucky) neither are terribly serious, except for the cancer of course. 

Don't worry I found it.

 

[EloquentM]

Very nice!

 

[TigerKnee]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=50706630



Don't worry I found it.

Cheers

 

[Deleted member 22576]

look who becomes a man today

 

[EloquentM]

Enjoy jtwo you beautiful motherfucker.

 

[EloquentM]

The concept of school seems so securrrrr

 

[AcridMeat]

That's Jtwo's buddy.

Fuck it I'm buying Dark Souls.

I got wanged on the head by a customer's trunk today, and bought some beer after work. Maybe we start this Dark Souls road drunk?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I haven't played dark souls yet, but drunk demon's souls is amazing

especially when black phantom trolling (which from what I gather is not as long-lived in this game)

 

[Snuggles]

What are the sexiest numbers? I'd have to say 3 and 8. They looks like thick asses or titties. 7 has phallic appeal if you're into that kind of thing.

 

[ZeroRay]

^ 80085 on a calculator

Demon's > Dark

Come at me sunbros.

 

[Stet]

Hi drunk-GAF. Long-time reader second-time poster.

Why do alcoholics in movies always have such bad hair?

 

[Minus_Me]

Never noticed that before.

 

[AcridMeat]

They have to make alcoholics look unappealing to the audience. No one wants to promote alcoholism.

In movies anyway.

 

[Snuggles]

Usually it's like a greasy, slicked back style but all askew because of the drinking and shit. At least that's what I'm picturing.

 

[Stet]

That's discrimination. I've met tons of alcoholics with amazing hair.

 

[Snuggles]

I have great hair.

The shit I'm listening to right now is so hype that I actually had to lean against the wall to support myself. I almost transcended into an unconscious state.

 

[Minus_Me]

My hair has held up well so far.

 

[Snuggles]

My hair has held up well so far.

I want to hold you across my lap like a baby and just stroke your hair.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

There's a theory that alcoholics are less likely to go bald.

 

[coldvein]

going bald but still super sexy here.

 

[Stet]

There's a theory that alcoholics are less likely to go bald.

You're my favourite person right now.



If I didn't have my hair, I'd go insane.

 

[brianjones]

You're my favourite person right now.



If I didn't have my hair, I'd go insane.

post avatar

 

[Stet]

IT AIN'T A COINCIDENCE

Spoiler

http://i.minus.com/jVG5ynOnnPFDj.jpg

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Luke Perry doesn't have much hair left these days.

 

[Snuggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlB-bjwkn2s

 

[brianjones]

IT AIN'T A COINCIDENCE

Spoiler

http://i.minus.com/jVG5ynOnnPFDj.jpg

kinda look like michael pitt

handsome devil

 

[AcridMeat]

Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to be sexy. Honestly it's too much effort for my apathetic self.

 

[freenudemacusers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlB-bjwkn2s

nice

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to be sexy. Honestly it's too much effort for my apathetic self.

It's not about effort. It's about god given talent.

The lottery of life.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i'm sexy what do you need to know about specifically?

 

[Stet]

i'm sexy what do you need to know about specifically?

Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror when you jerk off?