yeah seriously I want a beamer so it's ok. but yeah fuck snuggler. unless I move in with him. then suck my dick.
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yeah seriously I want a beamer so it's ok. but yeah fuck snuggler. unless I move in with him. then suck my dick.
How old are you again? Will I have to adopt you? How much paperwork will be involved?
But yeah suck my dick arab.
no, the guy is black and all the porn inside was ebony. The girl whose name was used in the folder is also his ex girlfriend and she's fat and black too. i have a friend who lurks gaf and can corroborate my findings but he's too much of a pussy to post (afraid to get banned lololol)
21. if you want to be my daddy, I don't mind. only as much paperwork as is required to set the dicking sucking requirements straight.
no homo, of course.
I hope there was porn of his ex lolz. bbw are the best. btw your friend's a pussy.
Tell him to get in here right now.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
SteveWinwood
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I keep eating these animal crackers.
Frosted or unfrosted?
SteveWinwood
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Unfrosted, I don't wanna get fat.
Dip them shits in some Very Vanilla soymilk. Trust me on this.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I pm'd snuggler to ask him if we can be friends and he didnt even reply
what do i do guys
what do i do guys
Bam Bam Baklava
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Wel you cant say i dint dtry
Guys I have a funny story, this is crazy.
Ok so you know some back story. I had a friend named Jackson, who is from NY. He fucked me out of thousands of dollars. I am talking a lot of cash , like at least $7,000 total, maybe more. Long long story.
Anyway my cell phone is on the Sprint family plan, me my mom and dad. It's been like that for like 12 years. Anyway, I talk to Eggman once in a while and as you know he's from NY. My dad was paying the cell bill and saw a NY number.
So being the creepy bastard that my dad is, he googled the NY number to see if it was Jackson (We had a major falling out, my dad fucking hates him, as do I).
Low and behold, the # was Eggman's , so my dad googles the # and it points back to a fucking neogaf post hahah. I guess he must of posted his phone number on gaf at some point. Anyway I just thought that was funny.
If you felt like this was a tl;dr wellll than FUCK YOU MAN.
btw let's get on Skype and get fucked up.
captnriggz is my skype name , hehehhe I will take my shirt off if you want
Ok so you know some back story. I had a friend named Jackson, who is from NY. He fucked me out of thousands of dollars. I am talking a lot of cash , like at least $7,000 total, maybe more. Long long story.
Anyway my cell phone is on the Sprint family plan, me my mom and dad. It's been like that for like 12 years. Anyway, I talk to Eggman once in a while and as you know he's from NY. My dad was paying the cell bill and saw a NY number.
So being the creepy bastard that my dad is, he googled the NY number to see if it was Jackson (We had a major falling out, my dad fucking hates him, as do I).
Low and behold, the # was Eggman's , so my dad googles the # and it points back to a fucking neogaf post hahah. I guess he must of posted his phone number on gaf at some point. Anyway I just thought that was funny.
If you felt like this was a tl;dr wellll than FUCK YOU MAN.
btw let's get on Skype and get fucked up.
captnriggz is my skype name , hehehhe I will take my shirt off if you want
Bam Bam Baklava
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Posting his phone number on gaf, how sad.
You don't need a cam, Skype is basically a chat program at this point. Most of my friends we just talk on mic and don't cam up unless we are fucked up or something. 99% it's mic lol.
Get the fuck on. You got a mic?
Ahhh shut up man, Eggman is a bro. I WANT PEACE IN DRUNK THREAD DON'T MAKE ME GO TO WAR.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
somebody give me snugglers number
lol no dude, he just googled the telephone number on my cell bill (Eggman's), and first thing that came up was neogaf posts, I laughed so hard when he told me that shit.
You guys suck, drinking a lone tonight I guess.
I would go on tinychat but I am like perma banned there for calling someone bad names. Plus the ppl generally suck in there. We should start our own shit some how.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I couldn't agree more.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Your like Charlie Sheen in that movie Wall Street. It sounds amazing.
If they see my comment they will all flood in here posting stupid ass pop gifs, they form like fucking voltron.
Considerably more boring but still deal with some scumbags.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
luckyboyceo
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We should definitely make our own tinychat room one of these days for one night and one night only. We can all get drunk and make fun of Toobrak. Even Eggman can come.
it would move at the pace of a drunk rabbit or turtle on meth
luckyboyceo
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Acrid I'm down. I'm hanging out with this girl tonight but I'll probably get on once I get off if you catch my drift.
Same, dude. Sometimes I'm tempted to get on steroids and just say fuck it.
Don't be mad at my glorious amount of mpgs. Btw not getting laid anymore. The party got called off. This mother fucker doesn't want to come home for his birthday and I don't have ol girls number ={
That's a bummer.
I drive this. It's probably slower than your kia.
edit: Just remembered Warriors game is on tonight, fuck yes.
Ya this is fail. I don't know how to make a legit room lol. Fuck it
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