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[Mully]

Doing gin and tonics because why the fuck not, it's just a paper based on the broadest questions ever asked.

1. Why is there a disconnect between our stated values and the reality?

2. What are the negative consequences for our society if we continue to move in this direction?

Fuck. I don't want to write more than two pages on this and this fucking guy has to make my argument suffer because he wants one fucking specific answer. I don't like his fucking answer.

 

[EloquentM]

Bumping oldies on my cellular phone.

(Double entendre?)

 

[Tess3ract]

gettin drunk, come at me

 

[ZeroRay]

FUck you tesserect you little BITCH

 

[Rubbish King]

Day off tomorrow...completely wasted...i think the bar maid at my local fancies me...if only she was a lil younger or me a lil older...

nice tits!


shut up zero leave tess alone.

Bumping oldies on my cellular phone.

(Double entendre?)

Wahhdupp mofo! you still up?

 

[coldvein]

fake boobz?

 

[Tess3ract]

FUck you tesserect you little BITCH

Fuck me till you love me

 

[Rubbish King]

fake boobz?

who cares, they'd be great handles

Fuck me till you love me

Weirdly turned on

 

[coldvein]

who cares, they'd be great handles

i'd be afraid to use fake boobs as handles, they might pop or rupture or somethin. i've never actually touched a fake tit.

 

[EloquentM]

Day off tomorrow...completely wasted...i think the bar maid at my local fancies me...if only she was a lil younger or me a lil older...

nice tits!


shut up zero leave tess alone.



Wahhdupp mofo! you still up?

yes, also dead broke and in need of some donations for booze while I write this essay.

 

[Rubbish King]

i'd be afraid to use fake boobs as handles, they might pop or rupture or somethin. i've never actually touched a fake tit.

i have, not intentionally, my hands were forced upon them by the owner at a new years party, i remember them feeling a bit cold

 

[Tess3ract]

I posted in the beer thread but I also got a pint of Molson Canadian Lager

It's okay. My dad kept going EHHHHHH but fuck dude has no taste

 

[coldvein]

I posted in the beer thread but I also got a pint of Molson Canadian Lager

It's okay. My dad kept going EHHHHHH but fuck dude has no taste

tell him he's ignorant.

 

[Tess3ract]

do i do the crotch grab too

Also FRIED CHICKEN AND CHOCOLATE

ALL THE FATS.

it matters cause I almost choked myself failing bench pressing till my arms were noodles

 

[shadyspace]

What your NNID eggman

 

[Atramental]

I think I've put on 15 pounds in two months' time...

Welp. Time to starve myself.

 

[Snuggles]

Oh gosh

 

[freenudemacusers]

I think I've put on 15 pounds in two months' time...

Welp. Time to starve myself.

Should we post some thinspiration?

 

[Tess3ract]

you know what's cool? drunk texting goyils. know whats even better? drunk texting them nude and getting responses.

Spoiler

Also im wearing no clothes, and have the house to myself. NO SHAME

 

[coldvein]

it matters cause I almost choked myself failing bench pressing till my arms were noodles

did you drop the bar on your neck? damn son. that would've been tragic. yet i feel that anybody who dies like that deserves it.

 

[Mully]

All of you can go fuck yourselves. I hate cats and I'm here to say it.

GO DOGS.

 

[coldvein]

cats are way easier

 

[Tess3ract]

did you drop the bar on your neck? damn son. that would've been tragic. yet i feel that anybody who dies like that deserves it.

no the last rep was too much for me and I had to rest it on my chest. I would have pushed out the last one but noodle arms

 

[Get'sMad]

holed up at the parents...everyone is going to sleep so I'm gonna stay up and keep drinking beer

they put a little flat screen up my old room so I brought up my ps3 and am playing some fifa 13 and castlevania sotn so everything not all so bad

 

[shadyspace]

me and eggman are wii u friends you guys can't even come close

 

[Snuggles]

Gorflapp slimfalayerrazdp

 

[balddemon]

Gorflapp slimfalayerrazdp

ahckzis pldenasdkz

 

[freenudemacusers]

me and eggman are wii u friends you guys can't even come close

I'll suck his dick first

 

[Link]

Just got the number for some girl that looks like Olivia Wilde. I'd call that a successful night.

 

[shadyspace]

I'll suck his dick first

its weird how often you propose that as a solution

 

[freenudemacusers]

what are you implying

 

[Rubbish King]

yes, also dead broke and in need of some donations for booze while I write this essay.

Knowthisfeel.. up at 7am on a day off...brilliant.

 

[coldvein]

would you guys be mad if i sucked all your dicks

 

[Wool]

I'm obligated to go have dinner with extended family tomorrow. I would rather go get a turkey sandwich at the gas station and eat it on the curb outside than have to socialize with those people.

 

[Rubbish King]

would you guys be mad if i sucked all your dicks

i wouldn't be mad, but the lights would have to be off

I'm obligated to go have dinner with extended family tomorrow. I would rather go get a turkey sandwich at the gas station and eat it on the curb outside than have to socialize with those people.

lol

 

[Deleted member 22576]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua2WdkqlCQU


igst going with my new iad minii

 

[Mal'ice]

What is it with all the dick sucking in this thread.

 

[Rubbish King]

What is it with all the dick sucking in this thread.

You say that like it's a BAD thing



I cant download the new Borderlands 2 DLC, fuck this planet

 

[Mal'ice]

I cant download the new Borderlands 2 DLC, fuck this planet

Borderlands 1 and 2 don't work on my computer.... I don't think not having DLC is too bad.

 

[Rubbish King]

Borderlands 1 and 2 don't work on my computer.... I don't think not having DLC is too bad.

i know lol i just don't get a lot of time to play video games anymore and I have been looking forward to a bit of me time before i have to go out later for a friends birthday ive been up for 3 hours hungover as fuck trying to get this thing to work. Ive missed my window of fast internet, apparently im going to have the dlc's in 6 hours, meaning i have to leave the ps3 on all day, hope the internet doesnt cut out whilst im out, because then i wont be able to play properly until next week..

 

[Deleted member 22576]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvSYMdlSTpU&feature=related
turn that sub up

 

[Mully]

Might get fucked by a local tonight. She's big but she has a goregeous smile.

 

[Rubbish King]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvSYMdlSTpU&feature=related
turn that sub up

i love adventure music

 

[disappeared]

this shit is killing me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPE1lr1pcUc

 

[Zeppu]

Mah bros!

Not only are we more intelligent
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog...010/why-intelligent-people-drink-more-alcohol

but we also have higher survivability.
http://www.livescience.com/24979-alcohol-injury-outcome.html

I think this calls for a drink!

 

[Deleted member 81567]

macuser dont suck my dick

 

[freenudemacusers]

What is it with all the dick sucking in this thread.

what's with the lack of dick sucking on the rest of the forum

and eggman i'll suck any dick i choose I HAVE RIGHTS

 

[Snuggles]

If we all ever meet up we're definitely gonna do a human centipede via dick sucking.

 

[Timedog]

Who the fuck is Psychology Today to say you can't get drunk on light beer? I'll bite a german shepherd's diseased neck on light beer.

 

[Snuggles]

Yeah fuck that. Light beer owns. It might take more beers to do it, but it still gets you drunk AND it's healthy for you.