drunk thread? drunk thread.

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im watching the rock on TNT

"jade.. im not an evil man.. if you can believe that it's a start

*scottish flute music*"

Favorite part

John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.
 
Favorite part

Stanley Goodspeed: Listen, I think we got started off on the wrong foot.Stan Goodspeed, FBl. Uh - Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, "Rocket Man"?
Captain Darrow: I don't like soft-ass shit.
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh, you - Oh, oh. Oh.Well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the Rocket Man.
 
Devo will you send me picture.don't get me banned I'm on everclear and vyvansemoh god someone respond to me please I can't tell if I'm kidding laid. Like my hand is on this girls boob but dk lol my dick is having a hard time getting hard
 
Wait, so you're feeling up some girl while also posting from your phone or whatever, but you can't get your jimmy working, and you need a picture of Devo to help things along?
 
Wait, so you're feeling up some girl while also posting from your phone or whatever, but you can't get your jimmy working, and you need a picture of Devo to help things along?

Yeah ouddles I had a lot. Schots of lime vodka and shit after I drank a LOY of everclear I'm surprised I can twxt. Puddles pm me I will text you
 
Nice brah p m. Me so I know u wanna be bros. I only know devo is a girl so pm me I have timedogs # lmfao omg what am I saying I am going to text him my BRAH

Sorry bro, I'm about to hit the hay, don't want anyone blowing up my phone because work tomorrow morning is already going to be hell. Do your thing, man. Drink some water, eat some food. Stay warm. Listen to this shit because it's the chillest shit out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qREupDMEPAU
 
Sorry bro, I'm about to hit the hay, don't want anyone blowing up my phone because work tomorrow morning is already going to be hell. Do your thing, man. Drink some water, eat some food. Stay warm. Listen to this shit because it's the chillest shit out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qREupDMEPAU

Bro I can't because I can't but I'll check it out real wuick. Thanks have a good dayim going to church hungovR like a moyher ficker I think I was pissing threw new years doggamn it
 
Yeah I knwpow ui seen my pic in the pics thread and I'm making a fool of my goddamn slef but this. Is. DRUNK. THREAD. Devo yourre probably the onl y girl on herre exceprt totoro'd and I don't think she comes in hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Man you really let yourself go. Enjoy yaself! Happy new year.
 
It js showed me a vierw image of it7m now I am going to get on the other couch and on my wayu get sdome water and pee then I will sleep for 4 hrs yayy
 
Holy fuck, blacked.out tonight on hlack.label johnny walker.l, randomly rememver vomiting in bathroom.of. strangers.house, some kind dud..i dont onow.brouhht me to friends houwe, jesus gonna hate alcohol for.next year
 
Oh god. Was drinking the Brandy-laced punch all night and have a wicked fucking hangover. Someone give me a magical remedy that will make the pain go away.

Please. =(
 
Oh god. Was drinking the Brandy-laced punch all night and have a wicked fucking hangover. Someone give me a magical remedy that will make the pain go away.

Please. =(

Tylenol/aspirin, black coffee, and a breakfast of eggs and homefries. Followed by water and rest. Usually works the best for me.
 
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