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J. Bravo · Mar 22, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=honzPhGqcE4

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 22, 2014

If that snuggler post gets quoted one more time I'm gonna be pissed.

Also I'm a disgusting pig

condompickle · Mar 22, 2014

my friday. hey the upgrade was worth it.

Salsa · Mar 22, 2014

yea man that quote stuff aint funny anymore

Dartastic · Mar 22, 2014

Fucking hell mods. Delete this goddamn long as fuck post goddamnit. Fuck that. Ugh so mad can't even check this shit on my phone I hate everything.

Fuck my job and stupid student debt goddamnit. Ugh.

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 22, 2014

I just fave my cat sparkling water and she has no idea what is going on

It's mostly flat I opened it like 4 hours ago. I hope it's not harmful.

Illithid Dude · Mar 22, 2014

my friend gave me bacardi 151

whoa

Charles Foster Kane · Mar 22, 2014

Ok, so which thread is which? It's making my brain hurt.

Mully · Mar 22, 2014

This is not the place for this.

SecretMoblin · Mar 23, 2014

filthy australian trash

but yes psn secretmoblin ofc

I just had my ps3 on because brothers was on ps+ and I was like "hey demon's souls was pretty fun" and next thing you know I'm buying a case of on sale beer and the cat is licking her vagina on my bed and let's do this

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

Acridmeat said:
But I told you to Dark Souls.

I'm in Duke's area now.

How about your status on returning to undead asylum and doing painted world?

Surface of Me · Mar 23, 2014

New home, tonight better be killer. Was just at home all hopped up on antihistamines yesterday.

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

Juan Pelota said:
my friday. hey the upgrade was worth it.

Awesome upgrade!! I like your keyboard too.

Also pistachios and welschs fruit snacks are great, but I hope you weren't eating them simultaneously.

TOM f'N CRUISE · Mar 23, 2014

ohh thank god... i thought there was no more drunk thread

AcridMeat · Mar 23, 2014

Jtwo said:
How about your status on returning to undead asylum and doing painted world?

I still need to get the doll, so I'm gonna soldier on and then go back to it later.

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

I think you're kind of approaching the point of no return. I'd go do it now if you don't want to do it again on a newgame+

Illithid Dude · Mar 23, 2014

tonights gonna be one of those awkward nights in between parties. if only amazon didn't delay my order of infamous. fuckers.

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

The last time I was at a rager george bush was in office

Snuggles · Mar 23, 2014

GF had her period 🎊💉🚫👶

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

I've only had one pregnancy scare once. I woke up at 6:30am to buy two storebrand pregnancy tests the second the store opened. I was worried as fuck and my girlfriend was like half asleep and said "whatever its just a cell structure i can get rid of by eating a pill" and I was like welp, Im gonna chew on that for the next hour.

She said "the only difference it would make is id have to check "ive been pregnant before" on the box at the drs office or when i give blood

EloquentM · Mar 23, 2014

I've had multiple and it's the stupidest shit ever.

Bam Bam Baklava · Mar 23, 2014

Manny almost got pregnant so many times.

Snuggles · Mar 23, 2014

Not really a scare this time but it seemed a long time coming and last time (which was awhile ago) I think I had semen on my dick when I re-entered so I got a lil freaked.

I've had lots of scares one real one lol.

EloquentM · Mar 23, 2014

Lol why didn't you just wipe it on the sheet?

Bam Bam Baklava said:
Manny almost got pregnant so many times.

Sounds about right

freenudemacusers · Mar 23, 2014

the temptation to enter raw is real. almost did today.

EloquentM · Mar 23, 2014

freenudemacusers said:
the temptation to enter raw is real. almost did today.

Lmao this is why you be having baby problems. Poured all my brandy down the sink after my ex said e&j was black people alcohol.

Kjellson · Mar 23, 2014

Drunk therad eh?

haven't poseted in about a year bur fuck it.

Got thrown out of a bar tonight because I "stole" a bottle. Guard told it was permanent. Fuck him.

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

Thanks for making this thread, Mannny.

freenudemacusers · Mar 23, 2014

"I keep some E&J, sitting bent up in the stairway"

"Lit off the EJ, I split Dutchies with my ring finger"

welp

EloquentM · Mar 23, 2014

Jtwo said:
Thanks for making this thread, Mannny.

This is why I don't throw parties.

Bam Bam Baklava · Mar 23, 2014

Why don't you guys just have anal sex.

Illithid Dude · Mar 23, 2014

Jtwo said:
She said "the only difference it would make is id have to check "ive been pregnant before" on the box at the drs office or when i give blood

basically what i was told too. now the quasi-gf has some metal contraption in her uterus, which should work 100% for the next five years.

EloquentM · Mar 23, 2014

Bam Bam Baklava said:
Why don't you guys just have anal sex.

Why don't you just have sex

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

Illithid Dude said:
basically what i was told too. now the quasi-gf has some metal contraption in her uterus, which should work 100% for the next five years.

I didn't even know chemical abortion existed until I was like 20.

freenudemacusers · Mar 23, 2014

Bam Bam Baklava said:
Why don't you guys just have anal sex.

poop comes from there

Bam Bam Baklava · Mar 23, 2014

I was having sex before you were in middle school sex ed figuring out how to use that embarrassment of a penis you got.

Snuggles · Mar 23, 2014

Saw these two fine ladies I was with along with GF on thurs when I got blasted. She made it sound like I was a total ass and I went up and apologized but they said I was hilarious and it was awesome. Feel better even tho I still flipped that dude's popcorn. They found that anecdote funny too. Peace of mind.

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

Bam Bam Baklava said:
I was having sex before you were in middle school sex ed figuring out how to use that embarrassment of a penis you got.

dat pre-9/11 careless eroticism

Sai-kun · Mar 23, 2014

hi everyone! posting here because i can

EloquentM · Mar 23, 2014

Bam Bam Baklava said:
I was having sex before you were in middle school sex ed figuring out how to use that embarrassment of a penis you got.

We're the same age >__>

Bam Bam Baklava · Mar 23, 2014

EloquentM said:
We're the same age >__>

Exactly.

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

EloquentM said:
We're the same age >__>

I thought you were like 19.

I'm 26

everyone post their age

EloquentM · Mar 23, 2014

freenudemacusers · Mar 23, 2014

EloquentM · Mar 23, 2014

freenudemacusers said:
17

AS...Wait a minute

Deleted member 22576 · Mar 23, 2014

I feel like this is not true.

brianjones · Mar 23, 2014

j2 where do you get these awesome food ideas

that looks great

Illithid Dude · Mar 23, 2014

barely legal

Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew · Mar 23, 2014

freenudemacusers said:
classic post

The fuck. I can't view this thread because of this post.

freenudemacusers · Mar 23, 2014

you mean this?

jk brehs i promise i won't do it again

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