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[kehs]

i cant get a ps4 to play destiny that's why i dont post in here so much.

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[hoggert]

ill get a ps4 in 200000000000000155


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dont think just feel just feel just feel just feel

 

[Illithid Dude]

yo i'm a wasted boy call 911 rip in peace illithid

so much alcohol

vodka!

the model is in london. she might come back with a boyfriiiiennndd

the world is spinning!

praise be autocorrect

 

[hoggert]

yo man why am i still awake

wander into wash square park and find the piano man

tell him the skinny jew says hi then cock slap him

you dicks still do that whatever chat thing

 

[kehs]

yo i'm a wasted boy call 911 rip in peace illithid

so much alcohol

vodka!

the model is in london. she might come back with a boyfriiiiennndd

the world is spinning!

praise be autocorrect

take it easy man. I know someone else had 911 called on them.

It's fun to drink but know when you're drinking too much. Just be like "no i don't want this double vodka shot in my asshole again".

 

[Booshka]

hard liquor up the butt is a sure way to the hospital or dead.

 

[Illithid Dude]

all liquor was entered via mouth

my ass is a one way street if you know what i mean

 

[Illithid Dude]

yo man why am i still awake

wander into wash square park and find the piano man

tell him the skinny jew says hi then cock slap him

you dicks still do that whatever chat thing

if you at wash square and i'm at wash square we should chill some time

 

[Snuggles]

Why am I still alive. Cough bloody but m cats still lub me. I need 2 stay alive 2 pet and feed them bitches. Got this new mix in development that makes life worth living droppin next week on my name day of eight-and-twenty.

 

[kehs]

snuggs, you're coughing blood?

That's worrisome.

 

[Snuggles]

Nah just saw a lil red earlier, I'm okay now. Everything is okay. Despite the anxieties of my earlier pontification I do need to find a better life/lifestyle if I'm ever gonna make it out alive.

Sent from my iPhone

 

[kehs]

Nah just saw a lil red earlier, I'm okay now. Everything is okay. Despite the anxieties of my earlier pontification I do need to find a better life/lifestyle if I'm ever gonna make it out alive.

Sent from my iPhone

Event a little red is worrisome.

I care about you guys, please get it checked.

 

[Surface of Me]

one time at a new years i was so drunk apparently one of my friends was like we need to call 911, luckily my other bros calmed his as down. according to them i was throwing up for like an hour straight


im not that drunk 2night,but pretty sloshed

 

[Wool]

Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

You knew that moving to the suburbs would expose you to a whole new kind of culture shock, but you had no idea there were people who didn't get drunk to mow the lawn.

 

[hoggert]

The good news is getting trashed last cleared up the cold I've been suffering from the past couple of weeks

The bad news is everything else

Lol

 

[EloquentM]

Damn waking up at 11 is hella stupid.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

You knew that moving to the suburbs would expose you to a whole new kind of culture shock, but you had no idea there were people who didn't get drunk to mow the lawn.

Oh Do Scorpio!!!

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Might go out to the drug-barn tonight to drink bottle drugs amongst the herd.

 

[hoggert]

expletive post
relevant thread
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909584

 

[Snuggles]

Impromptu late nite bike ride. 🌃🚲👌

Or not. It started raining just as I hit post. 😩

 

[J. Bravo]

raining here too
i'm gonna ask this hot chick out tomorrow
dinner followed by getting drunk for the royals game. should be a good time.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

raining here too
i'm gonna ask this hot chick out tomorrow
dinner followed by getting drunk for the royals game. should be a good time.

When are you gonna ask her to give you some urine for your drug test? After the royals game I assume?

 

[J. Bravo]

When are you gonna ask her to give you some urine for your drug test? After the royals game I assume?

i know you're being an asshole, but i actually already did and she couldn't cuz she is on her period

i used my lil bros pee and probably failed the test because it wasn't warm enough. they're trying to get me a second chance but not sure how well that will work. turns out i should have just asked the dude that offered me the job to pee for me. i texted him after leaving the clinic and he was like "bro ur dumb, should have asked one of us to give you some piss"

...

 

[arab]

i think i met my wife

 

[Snuggles]

i think i met my wife

💍💘💏

I'm on a late night bike journey. A trip thru memory lane in this town I've lived in since first breath. Wearing this rly cute scarf I got for the first time. Drinkin some beers. It's nice. Better than another night spent with the herd at the bottled drug barn. Alive & free. 🙏

 

[Surface of Me]

i wish it was cold enough here to wear a scarf, fuckin 90 degrees

 

[Darren870]

My first time posting in this thread, but I am drunk. Not a shocker for me, but as I sit on the train to go home I will do Sudoku and continue drinking there.

AMA GAF. I want to be one of you. ( not really )

 

[kehs]

AMA?

what were you drinking.

also what kind of socks are you wearing.

 

[Darren870]

AMA?

what were you drinking.

also what kind of socks are you wearing.

Black dress socks, beer... Always beer.

Had 3 pints of kiran, two delirium and one VB. Heading home now though, have a case waiting for me.

I'm more bored then drunk. To be honest. Already finished the paper.

 

[hoggert]

Ask a guy who's taking a burning dump anything. Actually don't. Going to a job interview with the squirts

Should I be concerned if a firm has zero web persence. Like no website, zero employees on LinkedIn, emails with the firm principle full of typos, etc. seeing as I got the interview through a friend from the 90s I think this is a complicated revenge plot and I'm goin to wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing my kidneys in a couple of days

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Got lit up at the drug barn last night was good
Spent 49$

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Definitely had a little Santa Rosa culture club goin last night. Me and my friends from the best art store in town meeting with a coffee slinger I've known since K-12 who works at th best coffee joint in town bing served by his roommate at the best bar in town.

Alsp Dane showed at some point and Dane is just cool IMO 👌


High societal drug barn drink offs

 

[hoggert]

My kidneys ended up okay

Fuck the piece of shit 123 line. Gave myself an hour to make a 20 minute trip and I turn up 30 minutes late.

 

[J. Bravo]

That dude in OT is a pretty powerful dinnerdrinker apparently.

 

[Illithid Dude]

first day of a five day weekend. new handle of bacardi. i'm ready.

 

[Get'sMad]

doing a quick 2 week detox from booze/weed...started on Monday. this weekend is gonna be though tho. luckily the lady is going out of town so I won't be pressured into going out and having booze in social situations.

guess i'm just gonna run and bike a lot, watch some horror movies and maybe try to top my best Dark Souls speed run or something.

 

[J. Bravo]

Little bit drunk lol. Fuckin vyvanse eats all my alcohol haha

 

[Sub_Level]

Should I get chicken mcnuggets or a cheap 6 pack? Only drank once this week. And I weigh 150 pounds so I can afford some weight.

edit: nvm goin for bbq chicken sandwich

 

[Snuggles]

Eating food is so gross. Basically just reverse pooping. 🔁💩

 

[Get'sMad]

watching sleepaway camp

I totally would have hooked up with judy

 

[J. Bravo]

We'll always be royal!!!!!!

 

[Salsa]

this cookie has peanuts in it wow

 

[Snuggles]

We'll always be royal!!!!!!

This post is better if you read it with an asian accent.

That was racist. Deepest apologies / shouts out to all the asians out there. 👲🙏🎎🌊🌊🌊

 

[ZeroRay]

The Loyals are a fucking buzzsaw these playoffs.

 

[J. Bravo]

The Loyals are a fucking buzzsaw these playoffs.

Yes!!!!!!!!

 

[Mokoi]

So I'm eating McDonald's and only eat that once I'm drunk. What foods do yall like to dine on once your gone.

 

[Surface of Me]

My go to fast food stuff after drunk:

20 mcnuggets
brunch burger munchie meal
taco bell
pizza

if im at home ill make tacos if i can, if not a pb and j

 

[J. Bravo]

6 hour old cold ass mcnuggets dipped in buffalo sauce!! So goooood.

 

[Mokoi]

i cant get a ps4 to play destiny that's why i dont post in here so much.

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You're not even missing much. The game is just subpar, and could of been much better. I still like it, but it's just mediocre.

20 mcnuggets

Heh just what I had, and those all sound delicious.

 

[Wool]

Eating food is so gross. Basically just reverse pooping. ����

It's all about not eating food. Today I had some toast, a banana, and a handful of chocolate covered almonds. I've just been drinking tea constantly to make up for the emptiness in my body. There's this fancy new tea house in town that sells the leaves. Pot smoke+Tea = perfect Fall weather combination.


Edit: Oh and beer all day. Basically just a liquid diet.