I'm tempted but I know between fallout and rocket league I wouldn't play it for months and by that time it'd be cheaper lol. Omg
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DiddysKongQuest
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The last time I laughed that hard because of a videogame was Portal 2. The writing in that game is excellent.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Went out with the bros last night. Around 1:00 we ended up in this bar blasting dubstep with a dance floor and shit. Some cute blonde girl with a beanie and a septum piercing asked me to dance. I don't think I'm a v good dancer, and I wasn't drunk enough, but it wasn't a total disaster. They had a platter right next to the DJ with a steaming hot pile of turkey. It was better than the turkey I ate at Thanksgiving dinner, but it was the wrong place to be eating turkey imo. Went home at bar close, burned the sweet leaf, and turned on Boogie Nights.
Now it's 3:00pm and I haven't done shit all day.
Now it's 3:00pm and I haven't done shit all day.
nah
anyways. I got chili on the crock pot, a case of beer and the bloodborne dlc fired up. my evening is set.
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Bloodstarved beast is continually owning my girlfriend.
DiddysKongQuest
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I'm at this bar to celebrate the birthday of my girlfriend's sister. The owner is one of the biggest creeps I've ever seen in my life. I'm about to punch this motherfucker in the face.
luckyboyceo
Member
It feels like 45% Skyrim / 45% Red Dead Redemption / 10% Mass Effect so far.
Bloodstarved Acorn.
Valkerionseven
Member
Think i'm done heavy drinking and going out for a while guys...
Last two days kinda scared me about the things I am potentially doing when I get black out drunk and cannot remember.
Last two days kinda scared me about the things I am potentially doing when I get black out drunk and cannot remember.
DiddysKongQuest
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The only cool thing about this place is that there's literally no one else but us here and we can listen to whatever we want.
Fuck the owner soooo fucking mouch though. What a fucking douchebag. Is it that hard to not touch other girls? Fucking hell I want to go away from this guy.
Fuck the owner soooo fucking mouch though. What a fucking douchebag. Is it that hard to not touch other girls? Fucking hell I want to go away from this guy.
I thought Sweden was supposed to be the best place on Earth?
luckyboyceo
Member
But what will we do without your 10000+ word stories?
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dang the three cloaked dudes at the bottom of the forest are scary
TheKaeptain
Banned
I just watch Todd Haynes's Safe. Beautiful film. All of my drunk bros should watch it.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
I'm a better person when I drink. More fun, interesting, quirky. Sobriety brings out the stupid in me/
brianjones
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I've often felt that way.. like I never have anything witty to say when I'm sober
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
I have a lot to say sober, just nothing worth a shit
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
luckyboyceo
Member
I think that's a good plan as long as Todbruhk doesn't come back from the dead and rat us out again.
is jumping on a grenade too much of a jersey shore term
so, this guy I went out with had just left his gf. we were talking to 2 girls, one had a boyfriend, she was the hot one obvs. tried to make it happen between em, hooked up with the friend who was ehh and didnt even make it happen between my friend and the girl
whatev it was fun. she was cute actually no need to be 2harsh, just a lil bit fat. im an ass tho so there's that
so, this guy I went out with had just left his gf. we were talking to 2 girls, one had a boyfriend, she was the hot one obvs. tried to make it happen between em, hooked up with the friend who was ehh and didnt even make it happen between my friend and the girl
whatev it was fun. she was cute actually no need to be 2harsh, just a lil bit fat. im an ass tho so there's that
Naah, Sweden still has its semi-facist tendencies left. It's good on paper, but there's still a shit ton of brown attitudes. Then again, where aren't there?
get that gay shit out of here
because that reminds me i didn't double dip on the ps4 version to force my gf play through it and also ryota a shit
fucking stoya thread is hurting my brain
weird world where i'm mentally agreeing with people i usually can't stand/have filtered and going wtf at people i generally like the posts of
also the mortal kombat guys disagreeing
yo kaeptain btw funny how people more or less ignored your posts in the first couple of pages about deen being a creepy shit to argue about bdsm and whether or not it is inherently rape or whatever (oh god what the fuck)
fuck i need a drink now
weird world where i'm mentally agreeing with people i usually can't stand/have filtered and going wtf at people i generally like the posts of
also the mortal kombat guys disagreeing
yo kaeptain btw funny how people more or less ignored your posts in the first couple of pages about deen being a creepy shit to argue about bdsm and whether or not it is inherently rape or whatever (oh god what the fuck)
fuck i need a drink now
TheKaeptain
Banned
SecretMoblin
Member
I've been eating so many cheese curds when I drink lately... lord help me cheese curds with honey are better than like 90% of my sexual experiences
OnettHansen
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I'm 20 I should not be drinking this much fucking Gin and tonic
luckyboyceo
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Porn threads on NeoGAF are always so heated. The breadth of knowledge people have about the adult industry in there makes me think I'm on a porn forum instead sometimes.
NeoPAF.
TheKaeptain
Banned
That night she told me about the Stoya and Deen stuff because I asked her to hook me up Stoya.
SecretMoblin
Member
fleetwood mac owns
macuser does not, tho
macuser does not, tho
DiddysKongQuest
Member
Vita TV is a surpisingly awesome device.
luckyboyceo
Member
The video is wonderful. I think we have a future AVN winner in our midst.
I wanna see. Send me a clip on Snapchat
lol
Speaking of which, you're one of my best friends on Snapchat lmfao. Shows you how much I use Snapchat...
SecretMoblin
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I get lots of nudes and in return I snap cats, snow, and food porn.
snapchat is a revelation
snapchat is a revelation
SecretMoblin
Member
stay tuned, apparently we're getting 8 inches or so in the next few hours
and yes what happened with the stoya thing @kaep
and yes what happened with the stoya thing @kaep
Meesh
Member
Drinking for lunch, how 'bout that?
Gonna slide into relax mode and watch the game tonight, pretend the Canucks have a chance.
Not sure if I mentioned this... gave my number out to some cute barista. Lol I was only slightly inebriated... I'm not sure it was the best idea, but hey she'll probably never call.
Edit:... Yeah rebounding is never a good thing.
Gonna slide into relax mode and watch the game tonight, pretend the Canucks have a chance.
Not sure if I mentioned this... gave my number out to some cute barista. Lol I was only slightly inebriated... I'm not sure it was the best idea, but hey she'll probably never call.
Edit:... Yeah rebounding is never a good thing.
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