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I guess that answer's how your pup is doing.

ew

 

[Lazyslob]

ugh. it's so hot.i cant enjoy getting swatted while it feels like a fucking volcano in my room

 

[hoggert]

This cat has biggest belly flap I've seen. He looks like he's wearing a skirt or mop something. Never really noticed it with fixed males before but he's a sleek Egyptian looking dude so it's damn weird

 

[Lazyslob]

i wish i could get a puppy but my apartment doesnt allow dogs. shit they dont even allow cats


edit: today is giving me weird vibes. im scared

 

[Mully]

I wish I had a separate snapchat account just for NeoGAF drunk thread.

 

[Snuggles]

Wasn't expecting to go out tonight, but now I'm out here hanging with a couple home girls. Good times are being had.

 

[Miguel81]

I'm arachnophobic, but when I'm drunk I don't mind picking up large spiders. Anyone else do the same?

 

[hoggert]

How large are we talking about and why are large spiders around you when you're drunk?

 

[Snuggles]

Dunno bout touching fuckin spidies but yeah, when I drink I do things I normally wouldn't. Which can be a good or bad thing. 😉

 

[Miguel81]

How large are we talking about and why are large spiders around you when you're drunk?

Large for New York standards, and they just crawl around the carpet. I'd pick up larger at the moment if they were available. Any Brazilians/Australians willing to FedEx for test purposes?

 

[J. Bravo]

I wish I had a separate snapchat account just for NeoGAF drunk thread.

Make a group like me snap chat. Dhaight2

 

[Snuggles]

TBH I don't find spiders grosser than other bugs. 🐛🐝🐜🐞

Beetles are the worst.

 

[luckyboyceo]

I wish I had a separate snapchat account just for NeoGAF drunk thread.

Where do I sign up for the drunkgaf snapchat? I too want Manny nudes.

 

[Miguel81]

TBH I don't find spiders grosser than other bugs. 🐛🐝🐜🐞

Beetles are the worst.

Takes forever to pick the suckers up -- they don't trust us. It's so much easier with other bugs.

 

[mysocksarepink]

#wasted

hello friends!

 

[Snuggles]

I dunno, sometimes I just feel like I'm missing something. If I was a wizard of oz character I'd be the one without a soul. It's weird. Oh well.

 

[Mully]

Where do I sign up for the drunkgaf snapchat? I too want Manny nudes.

Make a group like me snap chat. Dhaight2

I'll think it over.

Home already. The people I hang out with are super cool, but super disciplined.

 

[EloquentM]

Where do I sign up for the drunkgaf snapchat? I too want Manny nudes.

EloquentM

 

[Lazyslob]

I dunno, sometimes I just feel like I'm missing something. If I was a wizard of oz character I'd be the one without a soul. It's weird. Oh well.

is there a wizard of oz character with a lot of rage? that would be me. i've nevere seen the movier

 

[Mully]

I dunno, sometimes I just feel like I'm missing something. If I was a wizard of oz character I'd be the one without a soul. It's weird. Oh well.

Feel the same way a lot too bro. Empty. I feel like this is one of the many reasons why we have similar music tastes.

 

[bishoptl]

all yall nfkas don't ebe t know

 

[mysocksarepink]

all yall nfkas don't ebe t know

ninja pls

 

[Mully]

You're not allowed in here Bish.

 

[Lazyslob]

all yall nfkas don't ebe t know

i was being nice!

 

[J. Bravo]

Drunk. Hooked up with this girl who just walked out of my car like a bitch.

 

[Lazyslob]

Drunk. Hooked up with this girl who just walked out of my car like a bitch.

maybe the problem was you!

 

[J. Bravo]

Maybe. Doubt it.

 

[Lazyslob]

i believe you cqwark. i know you are a poster with undeniable character.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Could have been him though.

 

[Mully]

It's not your fault.

 

[Lazyslob]

Could have been him though.

how dare you. im sure he has a great reason to call someone a "bitch"

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Calling someone a bitch for denying sex. Sure sounds like a "nice guy".

 

[Lazyslob]

bam bam baklava, i hope you know i wasnt being serious

 

[luckyboyceo]

Just following the drunkgaf cardinal rule: never simp.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Just following the drunkgaf cardinal rule: never simp.

Exactly. Never simp.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

bam bam baklava, i hope you know i wasnt being serious

don't care either way.

 

[Lazyslob]

what does never simp mean?

it's hot so i have my fan on my window. it's blowing air in and every once in a while it blows in a beautiful smell, like perfume. now, i know it's nothing, but id love it to be a ghost who is a babe who has some sort of fatal attraction to me. and i have to solve her death to free her spirit. a guy can dream

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

It means you don't do stupid shit for sex.

 

[Lazyslob]

like solve a ghosts death? that shit aint stupid to me

 

[TheKaeptain]

How not to simp: Do the opposite of what Bam Bam does.

 

[Lazyslob]

im gonna do what my heart tells me

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

How not to simp: Do the opposite of what Bam Bam does.

Stop projecting your insecurities onto me ron ron.

 

[Lazyslob]

omg you guys on first name basis n shit

 

[Surface of Me]

neva gonna get laid

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

neva gonna get laid

I don't understand why you're still a virgino.

 

[Lazyslob]

I don't understand why you're still a virgino.

omg. is this true? dont be telling people that! surface of me, where do you live?

 

[Surface of Me]

tejas

I am shy and lack good wingmen

 

[Lazyslob]

ugh. if you lived in california id take you to a goth club(you'd drive) and i'd find you a nice draculina

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

ugh. if you lived in california id take you to a goth club(you'd drive) and i'd find you a nice draculina

that sounds worse than being a virgin.

 

[Lazyslob]

dont listen to this guy^ fun police over here