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Ecstatica is officially the weirdest game I have ever played. I haven't the slightest idea what the plot is, what I'm doing, or where I'm supposed to go, and this game is seriously some of the most fucked up shit I've ever seen.
Everywhere I go, some fucking monster ambushes me and hangs me up to fucking die on a wall.
Who has played this? It's really quite brilliant once you get ahold of the gameplay mechanics. I found the sword somewhere, and I've been trying to kill the one or two enemies I know are defeatable. The wolf guy that pops up every once in a while always gets me, but those huge minotaurs are no problem.
I got a Bible which allowed me access into a monks' abbey, whereupon a met my demise by fate of a brute carrying a giant hammer in the abbey's basement. Well, demise, until he left me to hang on a crucifix I worked my way off.
This game is creepy. It's like Alone in the Dark, except it's medieval and the game makes even less sense. When you die, you're treated to a cutscene of monsters chatting about your death, in what I assume is a humorous light. I really don't know.
I don't know what to think of a game that has an animate table that tells me it's "just sick of [my] fucking face." I don't know.
Oh, and the characters are all made out of ellipses. REALLY FUCKING STRANGE, GUYS.
See the crucifix? That's a naked Jesus made out of ellipses.
Oh, here's some gigantic monster drunk on ale, taking swipes at my guy after saying, "Heeeeeeeeeeeey thaaaaaaaaar."
SO, WHO HAS PLAYED THIS?
If this post seems incoherent -- which it most definitely is -- it's because my mind is hurting after playing this game for a straight hour. It's that fucking weird.
Everywhere I go, some fucking monster ambushes me and hangs me up to fucking die on a wall.
Who has played this? It's really quite brilliant once you get ahold of the gameplay mechanics. I found the sword somewhere, and I've been trying to kill the one or two enemies I know are defeatable. The wolf guy that pops up every once in a while always gets me, but those huge minotaurs are no problem.
I got a Bible which allowed me access into a monks' abbey, whereupon a met my demise by fate of a brute carrying a giant hammer in the abbey's basement. Well, demise, until he left me to hang on a crucifix I worked my way off.
This game is creepy. It's like Alone in the Dark, except it's medieval and the game makes even less sense. When you die, you're treated to a cutscene of monsters chatting about your death, in what I assume is a humorous light. I really don't know.
I don't know what to think of a game that has an animate table that tells me it's "just sick of [my] fucking face." I don't know.
Oh, and the characters are all made out of ellipses. REALLY FUCKING STRANGE, GUYS.
SO, WHO HAS PLAYED THIS?
If this post seems incoherent -- which it most definitely is -- it's because my mind is hurting after playing this game for a straight hour. It's that fucking weird.