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[Mihail]

I hate you, Nintendo. You never do what I want and never give me the kinds of games for which I get excited. Your games are boring and (while I wish to avoid a stereotype) childish. I want a good adventure game, you give me F-Zero GX. I want a good action game, you give me The Wind Waker. I want a good futuristic racing game, and you give me flipping Metroid Prime!! WTF?

I hate you, you bastards at Nintendo. You don't make the games I care about and then you force me to pay attention to them. It would be one thing if I could just ignore the games that don't interest me, but noooooo -- you force me to discuss them and dwell on them.

I hope you rot in hell for killing my goldfish and for making me eat my broccoli before desert! I hate you!

 

[deadhorse32]

I predict a great future to this thread

and I agree with you F-Zero GX was a lame adventure game and Metroid Prime was an awful futuristic racing game.

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

:lol

 

[xsarien]

The only thing worse that a parody of satire is just plain old bad satire.

 

[temp]

B+

 

[olimario]

Nothing like gamefaqs sarcasm to get my afternoon rollin'!

 

[Koshiro]

Valid point.

Promote this man to a mod.

 

[SantaC]

No oscar for you!

 

[Justin Bailey]

Eff you, A-Hole.

 

[Razoric]

3/10

 

[demi]

Valid point.

Promote this man to a mod.

No me first me first!