Imagine, if you will, the National Plumber's Awards from beautiful Rapid City, South Dakota. Over the course of three hours, you see best snaking, emergency sink trap, dishwasher, supporting snaker, and all in men's and women's categories. Instead of accepting their awards and thanking the good folks at R&H Brothers for years of support and keeping them employed, they rambled about racial injustice, sexism, LGBTQ rights, and the environment.
You'd ask yourself what the fuck these people are mumbling about and asking why a plumber is tackling social issues. That's a million miles away from their area of expertise. Then you'd realize that plumbers actually understand what life is like for real people that don't scoot around in private limos with hired security and wouldn't watch another bullshit Hollywood circle jerk ceremony again.